Operation : Dress , Jurk , Robe

Disclaimer : I do not own the host club , sadly enough.

Summary: It's hot and the twins are bored. Kaoru comes up with a plan. Involves trouble for Haruhi and a conspiracy by our favorite twins and another member of the host club. An adventure that'll take Haruhi far from home.

1. A sunny afternoon and a plan

Hitachiin manor Tuesday 18:52

'Hikaru?'
Kaoru turned around onto his other side to face his twin.
'Are you asleep?'

They were lying under a parasol on the lawn in their backyard. The sun shone brightly.

'hmm'

Hikaru groaned and put an arm around his brothers waist without opening his eyes.

'What ?' He whispered drowsyly.

'I was really bored at school today. We should surprise our toy some more...'

'surprise ?'

Hikaru opened one eye and looked interested at his brother.
He knew the look in his eyes.
Kaoru had a plan.

' yes , surprise , with a new game.' He smiled slowly.

'A game?!' Hikaru sat up quickly.

He was all ears when he heard that word. He liked to play games the most even though he was the eldest . Normally he was the one to come up with these kind of plans.

'tell me !'

Kaoru bend over to his brother and started explaining his plans quietly.

Only the twinmaids at the end of the lawn realized they were up to something.

3th music room afternoon

Haruhi was sitting in a corner of the third music room when a plushie hit the wall besides her head.

She looked disturbed to her left only to see Hikaru and Kaoru run towards her .

'Ha-ru-hi-cha-an !!';they whined in her ears ' Wanna hang out after school?'

'ugh': she was being crushed between the twins chests. How would she ever get rid of them?

'Let go of my precious daughter , you vile assaulters !!'

Trying to free his beloved girl from their hands Tamaki was throwing candy at the twins heads.

Hikaru quickly let go of haruhi and intercepted the candy . He glanced at his brother.

A devilish smile formed on Kaoru's face. They had this al planned out.

'Oh no , not again' Haruhi sighed. Kaoru still had his arms around her.

'Kaoru , please let go of me ' She wasn't really expecting this would work , but she could at least try.

He chuckled and his eyes sparkled. He suddenly lifted her on his shoulder.

'Wha- wait , Kaoru , put me down !What are you doing?' Haruhi yelled but Kaoru wouldn't listen.She hit him on his back , without any real result; obviously

He ran of with her , leaving Hikaru and Tamaki circling around each other.

When Tamaki noticed Haruhi yelling , he tried to hurry towards her.

To bad Hikaru was standing in his way , candy ready to fire with a slingshot.

Before Tamaki could think 'Where the hell did he get a slingshot?' or 'Why the heck is haruhi on Kaoru's back?, green and pink sweets were flying around his head.

' aargh , Mom, Hikaru's attacking me !'

He hid behind Kyouya who was writing in his notebook. Kyouya looked up very slowly. He was busy and didn't like to be disturbed.

His deadly glare made Hikaru stop throwing candy.

' Oh Ohw he's not part of the Plan.' He thought slightly worried.

'This could make the Plan go way off '

'but maybe , if we adjust it a bit'

He suddenly had an idea . He was going to double the fun . . .

by inviting Kyoya to the Plan.

Hikaru grinned and when Kyoya was about to fire another deadly glare , he was already wispering in his ear.

Tamaki dropped his jaw the moment he saw Kyouya - wait this was Kyouya right? - " smile " .

Even though it was Tamaki's best friend , he couldn't help it but to surpress a smal shivering.

Kyouya could still scare him . . . a lot !

This is my very first fanfic ever !! Actually it's the first time I've written something this long in English . Please forgive me if this isn't understandable at all !! Just let me know what you think, doesn't matter if you think this is horrible or acceptable , just tell me ! I do have a plotline , so I'm not throwing words around without knowing where I want to go .

If anyone wonders about the title 'operation Dress ,Jurk, Robe' . It has something to do with Dutch and French language and culture. But you'll have to stick to the story to find out.

I'm trying to improve my English here so please tell me my mistakes .

Review and I will be forever grateful (because you saved my English grades!)

Love yah / Khou van je / Je t'aime

xXx Alya