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Ch1. The Crap of Destiny

Delillianna Norinatako laughed at the man on the ground. "Hahaha! I am laughing at you because you are weak and I am awesome and the Fire Nation sucks!!!"

"NO! You are the greatest Earth Kingdom bounty hunter slash army general slash water air earth magic and cheese bender ever! Do not kill me because I am a weak defenseless Fire Nation soldier!"

"Of course I will kill you!" And she killed him.

"No!" The man screamed as he was being killed in brutal ways.

"That was for my parents and brother and third cousin twice removed and Saber-Toothed Moose Lion who raised me who were killed personally by Firelord Ozai!!!"

"Hey, did you just kill that defenseless Fire Nation soldier?" Kitara.

"Why, yes I did, waterbending peasant woman! Girl. Person."

"That is very wrong." Said Ang.

"No it is not! The Fire Nation must be destroyed! I am the best warrior ever!!!" Said Saka Socha Soccer Bob.

"I am blind and whiny and have a crush on Ang and Soccabob and the Cabbage Merchant!" Said Tof.

"Hey, look, it is Zuco!" Said Delill…the bounty hunter

"Hey, Delillilliannananana, you are hawt. I would totally ditch my emoness to make out with you." Said Zuco. Zucco. Suko?

"Word to that!" And they made out.

"Hey, she stole my man!" Said Kitkatbar and she ran after Zzuuuckckcko.

"I thought the author shipped Kitang!" Said Ang to me angrily. Because I am actually all of these characters' best friends. Because I am awesome.

"She's kinda wishy washy about that actually." Said Soccabob.

"Aaaaaaaaaaang, It is me, monk Giatzo, back from the dead to make you live your destiny and crap!!!"

"No! Not my destiny!"

"I am a random Fire Nation Guy! I have stolen your girlfriend the candy bar lady!"

"No! I am angry! I am going into the Avatar State now!!!"

To Be Continued…Dun Dun DUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!

What will happen when Ang is in the Avatar State? Can he save Kitaara? Will any of you survive another chapter of this horrible fic? Stay tuned, and don't forget to R&R!!!

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Yeah, it you managed to make it this far, you'll see that I wrote this to show you what an avatar fic shouldn't be like. And to let you laugh at my stupidity. And, just to be random. All spelling errors are intentional. I am not that stupid. You'll probably get more chapters of the randomness.