Disclaimer: I don't own Total Drama.
INTRODUCTION
A panorama of a pristine island faded in. It jumped down to the dock and rushed through the trees, suddenly showing a massive academy that appeared from no where, or so it seemed. Suddenly, the one and only Chris McLean stepped out from behind a tall, stone pillar. "Greetings viewers! Do you want to be a contestant on the next season of Total Drama?" He walked around the vast campus of the school. "Unlike previous years, our campers will be attending this academy while they compete!" He frowned. "This was because of numerous lawsuits from parents on how 'These children aren't getting a formal education!' and 'You're having idiots compete!'" He stood directly in front of the school, chef close behind. "So, to appease them, here we are! However, due to the building price, the reward had been lowered to $100,000," Chris rolled his eyes, "and what can a bunch of teenagers use the money for anyways? They can't invest in stock or anything!" Chris turned to Chef, and he muttered, "Tour the camera around the school and explain what's different about this season." He then reverted to being the devious, smiling Chris.
Chef mumbled under his breath that he didn't get paid enough for this. He stared at the camera. "This is Roecreek Academy. At this school, which only the competitors will attend, classes will indeed be held. The competitions that will be on the show will be on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and weekends." Chef walked towards the dorms, and as he walked, he said, "Classes start at 8:00 sharp, and they don't end until 3:30. After school on Tuesdays and Thursdays are the competitions. Those eliminated from the competition won't leave the school-they'll be at that fancy resort place instead." Chef grinned. "Food is cooked by only the finest chef."
He walked back to the entryway of the school, meeting up with Chris, who was in a heated argument with an intern. "No, I don't want that kid in, I want that one!"
"Uh, Chris, the camera is rolling," the cameraman yelled, irritated.
Chris looked at the camera, blinked, and regained his composure. "There will be 24 contestants, and 4 have been picked. Auditions are still being accepted! Who'll be here next week? Why must I run a school? And will I ever get to have Collin on the show? Find out next time on Total. Drama. School Daze!"