Author's Note: No story, just random. What if the Black Organization meets the real Men In Black? What will happen? I'm sorry I suddenly thought of this.
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine. It owns to the respective owners.
Agent J pointed his gun (not space gun) to Gin and Vodka. "MIB!"
Gin and Vodka froze.
"Freeze!" Agent J yelled again.
Agents K and J came face to face with the Black Organization's two members.
Agent K understands now why the group called themselves as the fake men in black because they wore dark clothes like them.
Gin has a long silver hair. He wore a black fedora hat with a white stripe around it, a knee-length notched lapel black trench coat with the collar that upturned to obscure part of his face and a loose white turtleneck underneath. He wears black trousers and black shoes.
Vodka is Gin's partner. He wears a black fedora hat with red stripe around it too, black tuxedo, red shirt and black shades.
"So you're Gin and Vodka…" Agent K said.
Gin and Vodka looked at each other.
"Who're you?" Vodka asked.
Agents K and J looked at each other.
"We're the real Men in Black. We've heard you guys called yourselves as the men in black but we're the real MIB! You guys are fake! You are a disgrace!" Agent J declared.
Gin and Vodka looked at each other again.
Agent K took out his Neuralyzer from his chest pocket. He pressed the button and the Neuralyzer flashed red.
Gin felt his eyes widened.
Vodka stared at Gin. "G-Gin?"
Gin didn't even move. His eyes didn't even blink. He just stood there like a statue.
Vodka waved his hand in front of Gin's face. "G-Gin? Can you hear me?"
Gin turned to Vodka with an innocent look on his face. The assassin has become an innocent man now. "…Who're you?"
Vodka looked surprised. "It's me, Vodka!"
Gin tilted his head to the side innocently. He didn't recognize the name.
"It's me, Vodka! I'm your partner from the Black Organization!" Vodka told Gin.
Gin just kept on staring at Vodka innocently.
Vodka glanced angrily to Agents K and J. "What did you do to my partner!"
Agent K waved the Neuralyzer in front of Vodka's face. He was already wearing black shades. "I just Neuralyzed your partner."
Vodka pointed the Neuralyzer on agent K's hand. "What is that?"
"This thing can erase your memories." Agent K told Vodka.
Vodka tried to steal the Neuralyzer from agent K's hand but agent K moved his arm away quickly.
Vodka pulled out his pocket knife.
"Oh no you don't!" Agent J said. He quickly grabbed Vodka's arms and handcuffs him. He was already wearing his black shades too.
Agent K took off Vodka's black shades. "Say cheese" He said and pressed the button.
The Neuralyzer flashed red again.
And so the Black Organization has been taken down thanks to the real Men in Black.
