Chapter 1
Once upon a time (yes, I'm beginning my story with "once upon a time." Why? Well, because I can, and if you have a problem with that, then screw you, cause it's my story.) So, once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away, (well not really that far away, but it sounds cool) there was a girl, yup, a girl, and her name was…Blank A. (I'm leaving my characters without names 'cause I'm not good at naming people, so just think of a name you want to use instead of "blank," OK?) She was really cool and really smart, which isn't exactly that common. She had a whole lot of friends, but her two closest friends were Blank B and Blank C. They were really cool and really smart too. It was the beginning of a new school year, and they found themselves standing at the school entrance. They were really excited.
Yay, a new school year, I wonder what crap we'll go through this year.
Well, look on the bright side, new year, new crap.
I hate crap…
All together- (deep sigh) Well, let's get this over with.
They walked into the school, and began to look at their schedules. A and B had two classes together, no classes with C.
C-Crap.
B- Well, look on the bright side, you won't get tired of us.
C-Really?
Yeah, what she said.
C-piercing glance at A and B
RING!!!!!!!
Common B, we don't want to be late to our first period.
Have fun C!
Yeah, fun.
They went throughout their whole day normally until sixth period, the other class A and B had together. They entered the classroom and began to search the crowd for familiar faces. They found a few, like their totally emo, wannabe punker /goth friend, and their really lame ex-guy friend from junior high who was even more emo than their wannabe punker-goth friend. They also found a lot of other people they knew. But I can't remember any, I mean, I can't think of anyone to make-up right now. Ahem…
After school…
Hey, did you notice how that one guy was staring at me?
The one all the way on the other side of the room? Yeah, it was pretty creepy, but look on the bright side…
Teresa- Why do you keep doing that!?
Stephanie-Doing what?
Teresa- Saying, "but look on the bright side," besides, these characters are nothing like us!
Stephanie- What to you mean? They're exactly like us.
Teresa- Ok, first of all, I'm not the leader, no one is, we're all just kinda there. Second of all, since when are you all happy and perky all the time? And thirdly, Becca is not all emo like that!
Stephanie- Ahem!
Teresa- Well, most of the time.
Stephanie- Ahem! Ahem!
Teresa- Well, when she's not tired, or hungry, or PMSing.
Stephanie- Alright! Alright! I get your point, but like I said, it's my story, so I should get to write it however the heck I want. And if you don't like that, well then screw you, and not in a good way either!
Teresa- Well! If that's how you feel, then fine!
Stephanie- No! I didn't mean it! I'm sorry! Please don't leave me! I don't want to be alone! You know I can't be mad at you.
Becca- What are you two fighting about now?
Teresa- Nothing.
Stephanie- Anywho, can I get back to my story now?
Teresa- Sure.
Becca- You're writing a story?
Alright, where was I? Oh yeah…
Blah, blah, blah
Yeah, it was pretty creepy; it's like he was raping you with his eyes.
I hope he heels over and dies.
I say we kill him, slowly and painfully.
You're such a sadist.
I know, but look on the bright side…
Teresa- Ahem!!!
Stephanie- Just kidding! Jeez!
B-…but I guess it can be a good thing sometimes.
A-Like when?
B-Like when we kidnap him and torture him and make him burn in hell for all eternity.
Ok, then…
…Who knows how many weeks later, after school…
Arg! I can't believe him!
C-Who?
Stalker guy, he's been staring at B for weeks now.
You mean, that guy that keeps passing by where we sit during brunch and lunch?
Yeah, that guy.
I hope he just heels over and dies, heels over and dies! (evil laugh)
B & C stare at her blankly
Oh, sorry.
C-No problem. Besides, what are the odds of that happening?
Very high if I have anything to do with it.
Yeah, ok. B, can you untangle my earphones?
Why should I?
Because you're smart and pretty and I lurve you.
B-I've never heard a bigger lie in my life!
C-Fine, because I'm too lazy to do it and you're not busy right now.
B-Fine.
I should go now. I'll see you guys tomorrow.
(concentrating on earphones) Yeah, bye.
C-Later.
B-All done! Hey, where'd A go?
Thanks! Oh, she went home.
B-Well we should go too, come on. Forward…March!
The next day at lunch…B-So, yeah, I woohooed with five people in a row last night.
How'd you pull that off?
I found all the cheat codes.
Shame on you. Its no fun it you use all the cheats.
B-Well, yeah, but I just use them to get money.
C-Get a damn job!
B-But that never gives you enough money. And then you can't buy all the stuff you want to get.
C-You can never get enough money, can you, B?
B-I can never get enough of anything.
C-Oooooh.
Eeeew!
(break out in laughter)
Oh my gosh! AAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
What! What! Whaaaaaaat!!!
He's coming!
B turned around and saw stalker guy walking towards them. She got up from her spot, yeah, her spot, and walked in front of A to shield her from his view. As she stood there, she saw stalker guy stop at the corner and look back. He stood there staring at them for, like, a whole minute. Finally, C got up and stood next to B. They stood there staring at him until he walked around the corner.
Yeah, that's what I thought! Frikin wimp!
You guys so coo!
What a fer.
What a perv! He's seriously freaking me out!
I say we kidnap him and torture him 'till he asks to die and then torture him some more.
A-I hope he heels over and dies.
B-He should be doomed to rot in the deepest level of hell for the rest of eternity. (If I believed in hell, which I don't.)
Damn these fing nazis! They keep killing me!
B-Great, now you're gonna be all anal. What have I told you about playing Medal of Honor during school?
C-But I gotta end WWI and save the world!