A/N: Here's the revised version of Ch. 1. This is a bizarre comedy about the Hitchhiking Ghosts' many adventures throughout the mansion with their dead sheep. Yeah, I know….

Disclaimer: I don't own Disney.

A baa came from the mouth of a very random sheep that tiny Gus was clutching. The three were standing in the front courtyard of the Mansion, the façade bearing down on them impressively.

Phineus and Ezra exchanged confused looks.

"Ummmm, Gus? Why do you have a sheep?" Phineus asked timidly.

"Ghost sheep." Gus corrected.

"Right, right…But why do you have a ghost sheep, then?" he replied patiently.

"Sheep good." Ezra turned to Phineus and shrugged.

"Can't hurt to have a sheep around, I guess," he said nonchalantly.

"Try telling George that," he brought triumphantly.

"Good point. Unless…." Phineus sighed, preparing for whatever crazy idea the skeletal ghost had in store for him.

"Unless what, Ezra?"

"Well, we don't have to tell him about the sheep," Oh, that wasn't as bad as he'd expected…

"No, but then we'd be smuggling a sheep around, and that would be weird," he replied.

"Like this would be the first time we've smuggled sheep!" Ezra cried, flourishing his arms dramatically.

"True…" Phineus pondered this proposal.

"Sheep good." Gus proceeded to knocking Phineus down with his ball and chain.

"Oww!! Okay, okay, you can keep the sheep, Gus. But you have to take care of it this time. Remember the last time you had a pet? You would have killed it, had it not already been dead." To this Gus nodded eagerly.

"Gus take care of sheep! Gus won't stuff sheep down organ pipe this time." Phineus nodded approvingly.

"Very good, Gus. Now take your sheep, and don't let George see you with it!" The two watched as their vertically challenged friend trudged away with his immensely bored looking woolly pet.

"You know, I always thought there was something kind of off with him." Phineus remarked to Ezra once the dwarf had disappeared inside the mansion.

"Really? I never did…"

A/N: How was the revised chapter? Hope it was a bit better than the original…