Note: Unikitty is a Cartoon Network show that is owned by Warner Bros.
Unikitty was in one of her hyperactive moods. The fun loving princess bounced around her kingdom and was looking forward to a day of energetic fun with her friends. She jumped around while waiting for everybody to wake up. She could barely contain her excitement while saying, "Hi everybody. Are you ready for one of the most fun days of your life?"
Puppycorn walked out of his room and saw Unikitty. Unikitty jumped to him and asked, "Are you ready for a super fun day?"
Puppycorn replied, "I sure am. I'm meeting a team of guys who have are interested in finding aliens. I'll be sure to bring my camera, so that I can take pictures of any spaceships I find."
Unikitty tried to hide her disappointment while saying, "That sounds good. I hope that you have a great time."
Puppycorn replied, "Thanks sis." He got on his toy antennas and walked out.
Unikitty looked around and saw Hawkodile and Dr. Fox. She had an excited look on her face while asking, "Are you guys ready to party?"
Hawkodile said, "I sure am. However, I can't do that today."
Unikitty asked, "Why not?"
Dr. Fox said, "I have a science show today and Hawkodile's going to be one of the guards."
Unikitty sighed and replied, "I hope that you have a nice time." Hawkodile and Dr. Fox walked out.
Unikitty saw Richard and said, "Richie, I have a real problem."
Richard asked, "What's wrong?"
Unikitty said, "I don't have anybody to party with today!"
Richard replied, "No offense Princess, but your petty problem doesn't matter."
Unikitty asked, "But what am I supposed to do today?"
Richard said, "You could help me clean the kingdom up. It would be like a party."
Unikitty burst into laughter and replied, "That's a riot. Comparing cleaning to a party. You might just be the funniest guy in the kingdom Richie."
Richard sternly said, "I was being completely serious."
Unikitty floated out of her kingdom and said, "It seems like all of my friends are busy. Puppycorn's looking for aliens, Dr. Fox has her science show, Hawkodile's pretending to be a good guard, and Richard has his cleaning comedy show." She thought about what to do and said, "Perhaps I can make a frenemy a pure friend."
Meanwhile, Master Frown was watching pessimistic news on TV. He looked at his friend, Brock, and said, "There's a super good film out we should see. It's called Mr. Grouchy. It's the perfect film for me."
Brock replied, "Sorry dude, but I have a lot of chores to do today."
Master Frown asked, "Chores? You're an adult."
Brock replied, "I give myself chores."
Master Frown chuckled and said, "You have a good sense of humor."
Brock replied, "I wasn't joking dude."
Unikitty knocked on Master Frown and Brock's house door. Master Frown angrily sighed and said, "Somebody's at the door."
Brock asked, "How about answering it Mr. Excitement?"
Master Frown grumpily walked up to the door and saw that it was Unikitty who was knocking. He angrily asked, "Can I shut the door in your face?"
Unikitty said, "No you can't."
Master Frown asked, "What do you want?"
Unikitty smiled and said, "To spend the day with you."
Master Frown replied, "No offense Unikitty, but I'd rather get hit by a crowbar all day."
Unikitty said, "Sheesh Frowny, where's your lighthearted side?"
Master Frown replied, "It went away when the power went out."
Unikitty looked at Brock and said, "Hi Brocky. Do you wanna spend the day with me and Master Frown?"
Brock said, "I have a lot of chores to catch up on."
Unikitty jokingly replied, "Gotta catch em all."
Brock walked up to Master Frown and said, "You should invite Unikitty to that movie you wanna see."
Master Frown somehow folded his arms and replied, "I don't wanna do that."
Unikitty said, "I love movies."
Master Frown replied, "You love everything."
Unikitty said, "And you seem to hate everything, but I know you don't." She patted him on the head and said, "Come on. There must be something in life you like."
Master Frown replied, "I like the YouTube channel called I Hate Everything."
Unikitty said, "Oh, I've never watched that. It didn't sound optimistic enough."
Master Frown replied, "Then you wouldn't like the film that I'm planning on seeing today. It's called Mr. Grouchy. It's totally not up your alley. It's about a really grouchy guy who whines to people and hurt peoples' feelings."
Unikitty said, "We should go see it together."
Master Frown shook his arms in the air and replied, "No we shouldn't. You wouldn't like it."
Unikitty said, "But I like having fun with my friends."
Master Frown replied, "I'm not one of your friends."
Unikitty said, "Yes you are."
Master Frown replied, "Getting me to go with you is an impossible task."
Unikitty thought about how she could trick Master Frown into coming. She said, "I'll pay for both of the tickets."
Master Frown frowned and replied, "That's not enough."
Unikitty said, "I'll pay for the popcorn and soda."
Master Frown replied, "Okay then."
Unikitty and Master Frown started heading towards the movie theater. Unikitty asked, "Are you excited?"
Master Frown said, "I'm excited to see a movie for free and get free snacks. However, I kind of dread the thought of spending two hours with you."
Unikitty replied, "That's not the spirit." She thought about it and said, "Actually, that's not the spirit. You're being kind of rude."
Master Frown angrily responded, "That's the point. I'm Master Frown, not Master Sunshine."
Unikitty said, "You could get your name changed."
Master Frown stubbornly replied, "That would take too much work."
Unikitty jokingly said, "Okay Master Lazy." Master Frown frowned at Unikitty. They arrived at the theater. Unikitty bought two tickets to the Mr. Grouchy film.
Unikitty and Master Frown went to the snack stand. Unikitty asked, "What do you want?"
Master Frown figured that this would be a good time to trick Unikitty into wasting her money on a bunch of stuff. He said, "I want twelve of each type of soda, twenty nine buckets of popcorn. three hundred fifty five boxes of candy, and two of whatever else they have."
Unikitty chuckled and replied, "Frowny, you have such a good sense of humor."
Master Frown said, "I wasn't joking."
Unikitty replied, "You're just like Richie. Both of you say such absurd things on purpose and then pretend you still mean it." Unikitty got Master Frown a tub of popcorn and a soda. Afterwards, she and Master Frown headed into the movie theater.
Unikitty and Master Frown sat down. Master Frown asked, "Can't you sit in a different aisle than me?"
Unikitty said, "No, we came to the movie together. It wouldn't be as good of a experience if we weren't sitting together."
Master Frown replied, "I disagree with that."
Unikitty nudged him and said, "Nice joke."
Master Frown sighed and replied, "I was being serious."
Unikitty laughed out loud and said, "You and Richard should do a comedy show with these types of jokes."
The film trailers started. A trailer for a horror film popped up. Unikitty nervously asked, "Can you hold my hand Frowny?"
Master Frown said, "You don't have hands."
Unikitty asked, "Then can you give me a comforting hug?"
Master Frown screamed, "No!"
One of the other people in the theater said, "Don't talk in the theater you whiny jerk."
Master Frown threw the bucket of popcorn at the guy and said, "Unikitty, go get me another bucket of popcorn."
Unikitty replied, "Yes sir."
Master Frown looked around and saw his boss, Master Doom, was in the room too. He whispered, "Oh crud. If my boss sees me with Unikitty, she won't believe me about being good at being a frowny jerk. She'll think that I've become some kind of annoying softy." Master Frown hoped that the fact that he was in a crowded and darkly lit theater would save him from having to deal with his boss.
Unikitty walked back into the theater and said, "I'm back Frowny."
Master Doom overheard her and went to an aisle that was closer to where Master Frown was. She said, "Master Frown, are you at the movies with that overly adorable unicorn kitten?"
The guy who called Master Frown a whiny jerk said, "Hey, don't do any talking you rude jerks." Master Doom was even harsher than Master Frown, so she punched the guy in the face.
Master Frown said, "I'm just hanging out with Unikitty to get free movie tickets and snacks. I don't have any desire to spend time with someone as annoying as her."
Master Doom replied, "I'm glad to hear that. Maybe you're more a frowner than I thought you were."
Unikitty looked sad while asking, "You don't like hanging out with me at all?"
Master Frown said, "That's the truth."
Unikitty replied, "I suppose it was foolish of me to expect genuine friendship from you." She left the theater while having a few tears coming down her eyes.
Master Frown felt guilty for what happened, so he said, "I'm sorry boss, but I need to talk to her."
Master Doom replied, "You should. Go hurt her feelings so more."
Master Frown said, "Um, I'm totally going to do that."
Master Frown walked out of the theater and walked up to Unikitty. He said, "Unikitty, I'm sorry. I enjoyed tricking you into getting free stuff for me, but I don't like seeing you cry."
Unikitty said, "Aw, you have a soft spot."
Master Frown stubbornly replied, "No I don't."
Unikitty said, "You wouldn't of missed out on the movie if you didn't care about me." She hugged Master Frown and said, "Come on. We probably only missed the first five minutes."
Master Frown cheerful said, "Okay then." Unikitty and Master Frown headed back into the theater. Unikitty was glad that she had a friend to spend the day with after all.
