A/N: Hey! This is my second Naruto fic. The first one is called A Christmas Gift and should be read, but that one was just a fun one-shot story. This one is an actually story. So please enjoy it. It actually took a lot of thought, I just don't know where this is going, so bare with me. And here's just alittle help when the text appears like this, it says it is the narrator. Or at least for this chapter. I'll get back to you about the rest.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, or the characters. I do not own the idea of reality shows. If I did I probably would own FOX which I don't own that either ;; . This is making me depressed. I don't own anything. Well… except this beautiful laptop I'm typing on. YAY! Much better!
Switched (The Reality Show)
Ch. One
Yes! You have heard all kinds of reality shows. You've seen ones about people trying many different things, and meeting different people. But... this is a different kind of reality show. Yes... different from all the other kinds, the guests upon this show will not be trying different things, and won't be meeting anyone new. You may think this sounds boring, but there is a catch. They won't be trying anything different, except for two special people...
It was a normal day in Konoha village... talk about boring. Kakashi- sensei was in the woods with his shinobi students: Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke, training them for anything that was to come along. "Sasuke! You bastard! Take that back!" yelled an outrage Naruto. Now here's some excitement, fights rock! "You always act like you're better than me."
"That's because I am. But an idiotic fool like you always mistakes his worth for something else." Said a calm, yet annoyed Sasuke, who leaned up against a tree near the yelling Naruto. Kakashi-would've put in his inputs, but he was talking to Sakura about their next mission. What it was, uh… who knows, besides them, and the Hokage, and probably the people that assigned the missions, oh and… well back to the story.
"Idiotic fool?!?! I bet you can't even spell that!!!"
"N-A-R-U-T-O sounds about right to me."
"What the hell's wrong with you? You've been in a pissy mood since lunch ended?" Naruto started to pace around Sasuke, but he didn't seem to notice or care. "What? Did a monkey steal some of your lunch or something?"
Now… you're probably wondering who are the exceptions. Well… you'll see who they are in a few seconds, and you'll get the different challenges they'll have to face.
"Hey.. did anyone but me hear that?" asked Naruto, alittle bit more cooled down. Sakura shook her head, Sasuke just ignored the question, and Kakashi assured him that they were alone, that there was nobody but them there. "But I know I heard something."
Uh- oh. I think that Naruto kid can somewhat hear me. So lets get this reality show on the road.
While Naruto was rambling on to the others about him hearing voices which none of the others could hear, a big flash of light illuminated the forest with the shinobi gang within the center.
Yes folks. We now have the shinobi kids, and their sensei within a big light, and I'm not that excited (A/N: Is it me, or is this guy hard to please?). But you have my promise and the authoress' (A/N: Hey! Don't get me in this. I'm just supposed to write it.) that this will get interesting. Like right about… n… now…
As the light started to tune down, and everything was slowly becoming visible again.
Yes! As everything was yet again becoming clear to the naked eye, the one called Sasuke pushed himself off of the tree he was up against.
"Ah. What the hell was that? My head feels as if it's about to burst into two." Asked Sasuke while rapidly rubbing his sore head. "And how the hell did I get to this damn tree?"
Sadura walked over to Sasuke and placed a hand upon his shoulder. "Sasuke- kun…are you alright? You look pale."
Sasuke looked up to Sakura, and started blushing. "Uh…Sakura- chan. You care about how I feel?"
"Of course I do Sasuke- kun. I've always ca-"
"Sasuke- what? I'm not Sasuke!"
"What?" Sakura let go of Sasuke's shoulder. "What do you mean 'I'm not Sasuke'?"
"Exactly as I said. I'm not Sasuke. I'm Naruto. How the hell are you confusing me with that bastard!?!?!?!"
"Na… na… na… aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (A/N: If you can't tell that is a scream.) KAKASHI- SENSEI! THERE'S SOMETHING VERY WRONG HERE!"
Naruto, who was just sitting behind a tree, stepped out with shuriken in hand. "What's with all the yelling? Kakashi- sensei, are we under attack?"
Sakura peered over to Naruto, then the Sasuke, and back to Naruto. "Na.. na.. Naruto?"
Naruto just stared at Sakura, and suddenly glared at her. "What did you call me?" Naruto turned to his right, to see Sasuke staring at him with his jaw dropped. "Wh.. wh… what happened? Why is my body over the-" Naruto turned back to Sakura. "Who's body am I in?" Sakura started to back away. "Answer my question. Who's damn body am I in?"
As Naruto started to close in on Sakura, a hand took hold of his shoulder. "Don't do it. Sasuke, am I right? You are in Naruto's body." Naruto turned to see Kakashi as he was turning to face Sasuke. "And if I am correct, Naruto? You are within Sasuke's body."
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! This is great! Yes, Uzamaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke have switched bodies. What will happen to the overly hyperactive one is in the isolated one's body and vice versa. This is great! Now this is entertainment. (A/N: Now, he's excited.::sigh:: Why do I have to put up with him?)
Next chapter:
Hello! On the next showing of Switched our guests will finally meet me, and will be told the ground rules of our show. They'll also be told how to use the Switched confessionals. You'll hear the thoughts of your show so far, and a few threats from someone… not going to mention who. Okay, from all. But all this and more on Switched.
A/N: So??? How was is? Please review and tell me. Be honest, but no flames please. I don't think my little ol' uh… creative mind, yea could take it. And I don't think it can handle no reviews. So to save this mind of mine please review! Oh, I've decided that it will be for the narrator from now on.