A/n: hihihihihihihihi I no own the Harry Potter ness of it all. I am wishing I did though……… NOW, DONT give me all ur money! This is NOT a robbery!
Sirius in a Library?
"James?"
"What, Moony?"
"Where's Sirius?"
"In the library."
"You, my friend, are stupid."
"Pray tell"
"Sirius has never been in the library by himself before!"
"So?"
"James, it's Sirius, use your imagination."
"My god! I am stupid. Hey, where are you going?"
"To the library. To get Sirius befor he dies."
"Why?"
"UGH!"
"Moony, wait up!"
"Fine!"
"Why do you care if Sirius dies?"
"James, mate, that's not the right question. The right question is: why don't you care?"
"I do, it's just that I can't see Sirius dying in a library."
"Have you ever seen the library?"
"Yes."
"Then you would know that Sirius is to stupid to find his way through it with out getting lost, which would then lead to his death by starvation."
"Eh, whatever."
"Just COME ON!"
"Fine! Wait..."
"What now?"
"What are we doing again?"
"OH MY GOD! You are the single stupidest person I know. Other than Sirius."
"Who?"
"You know, I'm just going to go myself."
"Wait, where are you going?"
"The library."
"Why?"
"Because, you let Sirius go in the library by himself. And he is an idiot. And for that matter, so are you!"
"No need to get snappy with me, Remmy."
"You know what? Forget about Sirius."
"That's the spirit!"
"I'm going to bed…"
"Huh?"
"Good night, Jimmy."
"Don't call me Jimmy."
"Don't call me Remmy."
"Fine!"
"Fine."
"Hey guys! What's up?"
"Oh thank god you're alive!"
"Huh?"
"God, James, you make it sound like he was gone for ages."
"Hey wait a second…"
"Good night all."
"I'm going to bed to. 'Night Prongsie."
"But wait, what, hey! I don't… But I, um, UGH! Fine! GOOD BLOODY NIGHT!"
"Hey Remus, what's his problem?"
"You know, mate, I have not a clue."
FIN! ISH! ED!
A/n: you know what! you know what! review! you know why? Huh huh huh? Do ya do ya do ya? Because I said so that's why! hahahahahahahahaha