One day, Ganondorf was up to his old tricks and he KIDNAPPED Zelda again. Oh no, then Link went to Ganon's City and stabbed Ganondorf with the Mister Sword! Yeah

But soon things were about to get much WORSE. Ah! You see, then Ganondorf's Dad showed up! And he killed Link and KIDNAPPED Zelda! But then Link's true courage and spirit brought him back. But now he had to go to Ganondorf's dad's house. But he wasn't there and he left a NOTE. It said, "I have left my house, as I am sure you can tell, and now I'm in somebody else's! Hahahee." Oh no

Then Link searched forty three houses but Ganondorf's dad was nowhere to be found! But then Link went to his own house and saw Ganondorf's dad shaking his bare ASS at him out the window! "You motherfuck er" said Link, and charged into his house! But Ganondorf's UNCLE was in the living room with a flamethrower! "You will never get to Ganondorf's dad," he said. Then he SHOT his flamethrower at LINK! Oh no

But Link dodged using his superior Zelda skill. Then he killed Ganondorf's uncle with a quick and devastating counter attack. Then he charged upstairs and found Ganondorf's dad rubbing his DICK all over Link's stuff! Including Zelda! OH no

"Hahahahee. This house now belongs to mee!" said Ganondorf's dad. Oh no

But Link shot his grenade launcher and it landed right on top of Ganondorf's dad's PENIS. "Oh no," said Ganondorf's dad. His DiCk got blown off! But this only made him angrier! Then he turned into Super Ganondorf's Dad! He punched Link all the way to the Minecraft world! But then Link stabbed him and they went to the Five Nights at Freddy's world! Then they hit each other all the way to the Party Bus (from Fortnite, the video game sensation available on PS4, Xbox One, Nintendo Switch, PC, Mobile Devices). And then they went back to High Rule. But then Link used a super ATTACK and subdued Super Ganondorf's Dad. But then Super Ganondorf's Dad punched Link to the ground! But then Soulja Boy saved Link and they killed Ganondorf's Dad. Yeah

And then Zelda was freed. "Yeah now we can have sex," Link said. But then she had SEX with SOULJA BOY instead! Oh no