Ask Snape

by AlyssaLLBlack13

What happens when Severus Snape gets his own advice column? NOTE: Please see disclaimer at the end of Chapter One. Reader participation is strongly encouraged! Not cannon.

1. Chapter 1

Dear Readers,

In his ongoing efforts to make me nicer (insert my shudders and your screams of terror here), Professor Dumbledore has decided that I should write my own advice column. Yes, that's right, an advice column. Believe me; I'm not thrilled about it either.

I am required to tell you that I am to take your questions and letters, no matter how annoying or pointless they may be (insert another shudder from me here). I must answer everything, so send me your questions.

Sincerely,

Professor Snape

Author's Note: Now for my disclaimer. I don't own Harry Potter, JK Rowling does. I just take some liberties with them now and again. I also cannot claim full responsibility for this idea. I borrowed it from a now-defunct website called The Unspeakables. Now, I encourage all of my readers to send in their own questions or comments for Professor Snape. He will get to them all eventually!