Hunted: This is supposed to be funny though it is kinds of stupid...
Ch 1 Who? What? This makes no sense!
Barking was heard off in the distance as Kagome was jolted from her slumber. A white haired half demon sat high in a tree, his ears set back. "Inuyasha? What is it?" Kagome asked the boy. He just snorted. A girl with long dark brown hair grabbed her weapon and a flash of fear ran across her face. It was winter and Miroku was terribly injured. Suddenly a dog was seen running towards them. "I sense a jewel shard" Kagome whispered as she jumped back. With in seconds more dog like figures were seen , fallowed by a human figure. Inuyasha jumped from the tree he was once sitting in and drew his Tetsiga. Sango got ready to through her Hiraikutse and Kagome drew her bow. The lead dog stopped and snarled at them.
"well, well, what do we have here," said a feminine voice. Kagome aimed her arrow at the human, warning not to come any closer. "chill, I ain't going to hurt ya," the figure laughed as she pulled down her black handkerchief and pulled off her hood, "Name's Curtis, I know, I know, guy's name, but who cares around here," Curtis had hair like Sango's, in fact, she looked a lot like Sango. But her eyes were deep violet.
"your not from around here are you 'Curtis'?" Sango asked lowering her Hiraikutse. Curtis smiled and look off her hat, shaking her head.
"nope, I'm from Kyoto-fu, any of you know how to get there?" she laughed taking off her took revealing grey wolf like ears, "man its cold out today,"
Inuyasha and Sango looked flabbergasted. "Kyoto-fu?" Inuyasha asked, "what's that? Is it a type of ramen?" Curtis walked up to him glaring, she punched him square in the nose. Causing Sango to burst in to a fit of laughter.
"Kagome-chan knows where it is," Sango managed to say between gasps, as she tried to stop laughing.
"Kagome? Kagome Hagarashi?! Oh my god! The girl who lives at the temple?!" Curtis started to freak, which just caused Sango to giggle more. "what's her problem?"
Miroku awoke to find Wolves all around him, Inuyasha on the ground with a bleeding nose, Sango rolling around on the ground laughing her heart out and Kagome standing there looking stupid, that's when he noticed the new girl, "she looks just like Sango," he said unconsciously. He pondered for a second before saying, "if Kagome-chan is the reincarnate of Kykio and they look identical, then maybe, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!" he shouted pointing at the teenager "your Sango!"
Sango raised an eyebrow at Miroku, "no, I'm Sango," she stated plainly, then it hit her, "oh, you mean she's me, but she's not me, and I'm her but I'm not her," Miroku nodded at this. Everyone else just stared dumbfounded, "he means your me and I'm you but I'm not really you and your not really me," she said as she smiled at the teenager.
Curtis blinked a few times before she understood, "oh I get it, I'm you and your you, but your me and I'm me so I'm not really you but I am and your not really me but you are," Sango and Miroku both nodded and smiled.
Suddenly Inuyasha jumped to his feet, "Sango's Curtis and Curtis is Sango but Sango's Sango and Curtis is Curtis so Sango's not Curtis but is and Curtis isn't Sango but is, I get it!" he said as he wiped the blood out from under his nose.
Kagome blinked a few times before backing away slowly.
Hunted: That's the end of chapter one- hope it wasn't to confusing boring or stupid!
Ch 1 Who? What? This makes no sense!
Barking was heard off in the distance as Kagome was jolted from her slumber. A white haired half demon sat high in a tree, his ears set back. "Inuyasha? What is it?" Kagome asked the boy. He just snorted. A girl with long dark brown hair grabbed her weapon and a flash of fear ran across her face. It was winter and Miroku was terribly injured. Suddenly a dog was seen running towards them. "I sense a jewel shard" Kagome whispered as she jumped back. With in seconds more dog like figures were seen , fallowed by a human figure. Inuyasha jumped from the tree he was once sitting in and drew his Tetsiga. Sango got ready to through her Hiraikutse and Kagome drew her bow. The lead dog stopped and snarled at them.
"well, well, what do we have here," said a feminine voice. Kagome aimed her arrow at the human, warning not to come any closer. "chill, I ain't going to hurt ya," the figure laughed as she pulled down her black handkerchief and pulled off her hood, "Name's Curtis, I know, I know, guy's name, but who cares around here," Curtis had hair like Sango's, in fact, she looked a lot like Sango. But her eyes were deep violet.
"your not from around here are you 'Curtis'?" Sango asked lowering her Hiraikutse. Curtis smiled and look off her hat, shaking her head.
"nope, I'm from Kyoto-fu, any of you know how to get there?" she laughed taking off her took revealing grey wolf like ears, "man its cold out today,"
Inuyasha and Sango looked flabbergasted. "Kyoto-fu?" Inuyasha asked, "what's that? Is it a type of ramen?" Curtis walked up to him glaring, she punched him square in the nose. Causing Sango to burst in to a fit of laughter.
"Kagome-chan knows where it is," Sango managed to say between gasps, as she tried to stop laughing.
"Kagome? Kagome Hagarashi?! Oh my god! The girl who lives at the temple?!" Curtis started to freak, which just caused Sango to giggle more. "what's her problem?"
Miroku awoke to find Wolves all around him, Inuyasha on the ground with a bleeding nose, Sango rolling around on the ground laughing her heart out and Kagome standing there looking stupid, that's when he noticed the new girl, "she looks just like Sango," he said unconsciously. He pondered for a second before saying, "if Kagome-chan is the reincarnate of Kykio and they look identical, then maybe, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!" he shouted pointing at the teenager "your Sango!"
Sango raised an eyebrow at Miroku, "no, I'm Sango," she stated plainly, then it hit her, "oh, you mean she's me, but she's not me, and I'm her but I'm not her," Miroku nodded at this. Everyone else just stared dumbfounded, "he means your me and I'm you but I'm not really you and your not really me," she said as she smiled at the teenager.
Curtis blinked a few times before she understood, "oh I get it, I'm you and your you, but your me and I'm me so I'm not really you but I am and your not really me but you are," Sango and Miroku both nodded and smiled.
Suddenly Inuyasha jumped to his feet, "Sango's Curtis and Curtis is Sango but Sango's Sango and Curtis is Curtis so Sango's not Curtis but is and Curtis isn't Sango but is, I get it!" he said as he wiped the blood out from under his nose.
Kagome blinked a few times before backing away slowly.
Hunted: That's the end of chapter one- hope it wasn't to confusing boring or stupid!