Okay, this just popped into my mind…and if I didn't get the first chapter posted, one of my muses would literally take me away from my computer for a month…so…what is a girl to do….so…sorry if it doesn't sound right. ENJOY!

It was a quiet Saturday evening as Lana was sleeping soundly in her bed, when she heard loud beeps coming from her computer. She rose up out of her slumber and saw two of her muses, her Miz and Haylie muse on her computer, either playing some loud game or loud video.

Lana: What the hell are you guys doing???

Haylie Muse: Playing Solitaire.

Lana: When has Solitaire became the loudest game ever?

Haylie Muse: Well, we're also listening to music.

Lana: Like?

Haylie Muse: Uh…..

Lana: It better not be that Justin Bieber kid.

Haylie: Hell no, it's Everywhere I go by Hollywood Undead.

Lana: That is the best song.

Miz Muse: Yeah, too bad I'm forced into listening it.

Lana: Oh suck it up buttercup.

Lana got out of her bed, wearing her PJ's, which was a white tank top, showing her black fuzzy bra and grey sweat pants, and slid on the hardwood floor in her room out of her room, so she didn't have to hear Miz whining and complaining.

She walked into her large sized living room, plopped on the couch, where she saw the TV play South Park.

Lana: Why is South Park playing at eight in the freaking morning?

Jeff Muse: Speaking of stuff playing at eight in the morning, why are you up, shouldn't you be sleeping around this time?

Lana: Yeah, but Miz and Haylie woke me up by playing Everywhere I go while playing Solitaire.

Jeff Muse: That must've sucked.

Lana: Yeah, it did, so, why are you watching South Park?

Jeff Muse: Nothing on.

Lana: Oh cool, what episode is this?

Jeff Muse: It's The Ring episode.

Lana: Oh Lord, not that episode.

Jeff Muse: What's wrong with that episode? It's the best episode South Park has ever shown.

Lana: Did you saw the episode already?

Jeff Muse: Yeah, exactly eighteen times, still funny every time I see it.

Punk Muse: The reason that Lana hates that episode was because of the giant Mickey Mouse blowing fire to the people in attendance of the Jonas Brothers concert.

Lana: Yeah, that mouse scared the crap out of me..

Punk Muse: Hahahahahahahaha

Lana: Punk shut up…

Lana looked over at the new person in attendance, who was eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Lana: …and when did you get here?

Punk Muse: Just recently, when Jeff said how many times he saw The Ring episode of South Park.

Lana: You always show up at the most random times, don't you?

Punk Muse: Yepp.

After he finished his bowl of cereal, he'd placed the bowl on the glass table and ran to the basement, probably finding Randy and possibly playing another poker game.

Lana: Jeff, I think you're the only sane one here.

Miz Muse: LANA!!!!!!

He comes into the living room, carrying a CD…crap…he'd gotten hold of my WWE theme song mixed CD.

Lana: *sighs* Yes Miz, what is it?

Miz Muse: Why isn't my theme song on this CD?

Lana: Because it's not awesome enough to be on a CD, it's awesome enough to be on my iPod, so I can hear it wherever I go, or too just drown you out.

Miz Muse: YAY! Wait a minute…is it really on your iPod?

Lana: Yes, go check it yourself.

As soon as she finished that statement, she'd passed Miz her blue iPod nano. As soon as he was finished looking through two hundred twenty three songs, he'd placed the iPod on the table next to Punk's cereal bowl, then walked away happily.

Jeff Muse: What the heck was that all about?

Lana: I have no clue, I'm just guessing he wants to have his theme song the only one I listen to, I guess.

Jeff Muse: Really?

Lana: Nah, your WWE theme song is the only one I listen to.

Jeff Muse: YAY!

Miz Muse: HEARD THAT!!!

Lana: HOW CAN YOU HEAR THAT ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE DAMN HOUSE!!

Miz Muse: I JUST CAN BECAUSE I'M THE MIZ AND I'M….

Jeff Muse + Lana: SHUT UP MIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miz Muse: …AWESOME!!!!!!!!

Lana: Jeff, get Swagger and see if he would like to beat Miz for me, if not, get someone, join us and get him to beat Miz.