Ludwig was a beautiful, wonderful, gorgeous, and oh gosh dang the dude is a stinking pervert! Dorothea, My name is Dorothea and you should remember it Lui-sama. Ludwig kicked me and I flew into masochistic heaven, ah… beautiful Lui, please kick me again. Lui gave a sick twisted look like a squirrel vomiting up its favorite acorn and dashed away like a renten rose or whatever that means. Then with my G cup I, no wait that sounds wrong, no wait, that is wrong! I, Dorothea-san shall capture the prince and he will have no choice, but to marry me. Mwa ha ha! With this potion I will make that HAWT prince fall for me no matter what, a bat toad stewed in roadkill stew never fails. Yes! There he is on that cow horse talking to nanny Wilhelm and now he's sleeping. Oh my gosh! Oh my josh! Oh my phish posh! Ha ha ha, mwa ha ha ha, giggle, giggle, *jiggle, jiggle* and now the potion. There we go; right into your mouth you hot bat man. You will have no choice but to go batty over me. After 1 second Ludwig woke up and fell in love with…himself. What! This isn't supposed to happen, agh…I think I need to look at the ingredients… (Bat toad makes the recipient narcissistic.) Ahhh…crap, he's already narcissistic and now he's going to marry himself. Hi Idike, can you please make Lui not love himself any more, please, please… I'm already dead and I don't give a crap, I'm 100 going on 2,000 and I'm sick of your crap so why don't you just go crawl into a grave you big booby head! Tch fine, I guess I'll just rob him of his brain and then I'll keep him as a doll, my lovely zombie doll, said I the wonderful Dorothea. Like I said birdbrain, I don't give a flying turd! Woo, she sure doesn't care about him anymore, but, but, but I get Lui, yay! Out of the shadows Lisette shot Dorothea down and shouted: Ya goat dang witch, that Lui is going to die by my hands with his little rotted brain and so Lui was shot and Wilhelm was carried away by Lisette like the Sabine Women.