First of all I don't own anything that has to do with Kim Possible or the characters. Disney owns it all! Also I don't own nothing that has to do with the Mr and Mrs. Smith movie, 20 Century Fox does. With that being said I hope you enjoy the story.

I got the idea to do this story after watching Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I had pitured it with Kim and Ron to and it was funny in a way so I decided to do this story. The story is taking place in the year 2012.


First session at the marriage consular

As the clock on the wall had been ticking away Kim and Ron sat in separate chairs. They had shown up on time for there appointment to the marriage consular. Kim was sitting patiently in the chair, as she read a magazine.

Ron was looking a round the office "How much longer until the consular shows up" he said, as he glanced at the clock.

Kim looked up at Ron and said "Ron will you relax a bit" as she flips the page "you know we arrived early so just take a seat." Ron looked at Kim, rolling his eyes as he went to sit down "Fine" he said, just as there was a knock on the door.

A gentleman in a blue suit entered the room "Mr. and Mrs. Stoppable" he said "Hi, I'm Dr. Lipsky" said the consular. "Nice to meet you" said Kim and Ron at the same time as Kim set down the magazine.

"So what brings the two of you in today?" Ron glanced over at Kim as she looked right back at Ron "Do you want to tell him?" said Kim to Ron "You can tell him" Ron said, looking at Kim.

"How about we both tell him" Ron just shrugs his shoulders, as they both say "We're having some relationship problems in our marriage!"

Doctor Lipsky blinks for a second then looks at Kim and Ron "Okay then. Tell me what seems to be the problem then?"

Kim says "We've been marries since 07. I had always wanted t marry a guy who could make me laugh and feel safe around them." Dr. Lipsky is writing this all down on his notepad.

As Ron just says "It's been going downhill since then."

Kim shook her head "When I first met Ron I loved everything about him" she said, "I mean more then half the things I used to love about Ron, make me want to puke."

Ron raises an eyebrow as he said "Funny Kim very funny! It's not my fault you let yourself go."

Kim stood up and had her right arm pulled back as if she was about to slap Ron across the face as she yelled "What the hell is that suppose to mean Ron!"

Ron had struck a major never inside of Kim for saying that. "What it's true an you know it Kim!" he shouted.

Dr. Lipsky looks at them "Now-Now relax you two" he says to them both. "Please just continue with the your story Mrs. Stoppable" said the doctor,

"Well I mean Ron used to be cute but, one day he just walked in looking like an ugly frog." Ron glares at Kim as if he was about to say something. "Look at him don't you think so." The doctor looks at him and says "I would say more of a buffoon, then a ugly frog but"

Ron then glares at the doctor as Kim just smiles. "Thanks doc" said Ron "remind me not to recommend any of my friends to your office" the doctor blinks "My apologies Mr. Stoppable" he said. Kim had continued talking

"Now picture yourself waking up next to that for the rest of your life" she said. Ron looked at Kim "Hey you aren't the best looking thing to see in the morning either" he said to Kim as she responded by saying "Whatever Ron."

Ron just shook his head as he began to say "Well as my dad used to say, marriage is all about the trust" said Ron "Sure you can have the same interest, attractions but, without trust you just have an anchor, an eighty foot tall sail with no boat." Dr. Lipsky looked at Ron "Well that is true in a way" he said

Start of the second session

After a month had passed them over Kim and Ron found there selves back in the marriage consular office.

As Dr. Lipsky had entered the room and had shaken both Ron and Kim hands. "So shall we begin" he said.

Ron just looked at him "We really don't need to be here" he said looking at the doctor.

Kim sat there and said "It's really a funny story. To be honest."

Dr. Lipsky looked at them both a bit "What's a funny story?" he asked looking a bit confused.

"We had gone to an event" said Ron "It was a barbeque at a friends home" said Kim. "Okay" said the doctor "what happen?"

Kim just looked at Ron as he sort of blushed as he was embarrassed "Well Ronnie here decided it would be a nice idea to bring his naked mole rat to the party."

The doctor looked at Ron "You carry a naked mole rat" Ron just sat there quietly. "Hey I didn't think Rufus was going to get out from my pocket and onto the cheese platter!" said Ron to his defense.

"Anyways our friend wife ran out the house screaming her head off." The doctor gave a small chuckle to that last statement as did Ron. "Ron that wasn't funny" said Kim, Ron just smiled "Oh come off it Kim you were laughing just like the rest of us" he said.

"Actually I had cover my face after Rufus had ran outside. After there dog had been chasing him and knocked you into there pool"

Ron was laughing "Yeah that was… HEY!" Kim was laughing now

"That's just wrong Kim. You snuck that in on me" said Ron as he slumped into his chair.

The doctor just sits there looking at them "I don't get these two" he said in a low voice to himself as he just shook his head as he thought -At one moment there at each others throat and the next there laughing teasing each other- .

"Well besides all of this our friends had a raffle that night" said Kim, "Lover boy here decided to buy like eighty dollars worth a tickets" she said. "What I can't help it" said Ron "He gets a bit competitive" said Kim.

"Ah" said the doctor, as Ron continued with the story "Little did we know it was for a few session here with you doc" said Ron. "Our friends have a funny way of letting us know we needed marriage consular" said Kim, as they both gave a small laugh.

As the doctor made another note on to his pad of paper he says "So you feel as if you don't belong here?" Ron looked at Kim as she answers by saying "Absolutely but we have a theory for this." Ron blinks and says "We do?"

"Yes Ron you remember the oil-check" said Kim to Ron as she looked at him. "Oh Right! Right Kim you mean the take a look under the hood and things like that? I mean since we've been married like five years" Kim quickly corrects Ron "Six." Ron looks at Kim and then at the doctor says "Right five six years. This is just a check up for us." As Kim and Ron look at the doctor and just smile.

The doctor finishes scribbling down another note on to his note pad. "So if I could ask you both a question. How are you as a couple?" Kim quickly answers by saying "Eight." As she figured it was a number scenario

Ron blinks for a second "Wait a minute doc, what are you basing it on doc? Ten being great one being the worst?" The doctor glances at Ron "Just answer the question" he said, Ron just looks at Kim and says "Ready?" As they both response in unison "eight."

The doctor wrote this down on his note pad again. Asking more questions the doctor says "On a scale of one to ten how happy is your partner?" Ron answers quickly this time saying "eight", Kim looks at the doctor and says "Wait can we use fractions?" Ron says to Kim "I thought it was just instinctive" the doctor nods in agreement.

"Ok I'm all set, are you all set Ron" says Kim, as Ron nodded and begins to count "one, two, three" once again they both say in unison "eight."

Dr. Lipsky nods and writes it down as Kim glances out the window. That's when the doctor says "How often do you two have sex?" Ron and Kim weren't expecting the question as they both froze complete as Kim turn her attention back to the doctor.

Kim was the first to break the silence "I don't understand what you mean" she said, just as Ron asks "Yeah okay. I'm completely lost on this. This is another one of those one to ten question things?"

The doctor looks at both of them and says "This isn't a number agreement scenario. It's just a straight forward question. How often do you two have sex?" Ron and Kim just freeze in there place not knowing what to say. The doctor just stares at them strangely…

"Okay. How about we move on here" said the doctor "Why don't you tell me about where you two first met." Ron answers the question by saying "It was in Bolivar, Colombia" said Ron "It was like five years" Once again Kim corrects Ron and says "Six." Ron shuts up for a second and looks at her "Right five six years ago.

Flashback to five or six years ago

Ron was in the hotel that he was staying at as he stood at the bar with in the restaurant. The police spot Ron at the bar having a Mojito. Ron was wearing casual clothes a nice polo shirt with a pair of khaki slacks and nice pair of shoes.

Ron looks at the bartender and asks "Que ocurrirá" the bartender response by saying "Alguien mató la Baracuda!" Ron looked at him and says "un pez?"

The bartender stared at Ron as if he could smack him upside the head. "No senior, Sancho Verrano! El es una ponderosa persona en el pais de Colombia." said the bartender.

"Oh" said Ron as he takes a drink, the bartender had also manage to say "La Policía redadas son solo turistas" As the police approached "Estas solo senior?" said the officer to Ron as he turns a round and says "What?"

Just as the police were all running into the hotel a beautiful red head walks in, Ron looks over at the entrance to see Kim. Kim stood there in a white silk top shirt and white silk skirt and matching white shoes.

She happened to glance up with a focus look in her eyes. "Ustedes dos estan juntos?" said the police, neither one move as he asked them again "Estan juntos?"

Kim didn't know what to say just as the police were about to grab her Ron says "Ella vino comigo!" The officer glares at Ron for a second then looks at Kim before he signals Kim to leave.

They walk back to Kim's room in the hotel as she open the door to her room. Kim and Ron step in just as she closes the door they listen to footsteps and yelling outside, both Kim and Ron face each other as Kim says "Hey" Ron smiles and response "Uh Hi."

They stood there for a second before another word had been said. Ron says "What's your name?" Kim looks at him and says "Kim Possible. You" Kim smiled at him "Ron Stoppable" as he extends his hand to shake hers.

As they relax in the room Kim and Ron as they waited for the police to leave the hotel. It was a quarter to nine when everything started to settle down. Kim slowly open the door just a crack to look outside.

"They're gone" she said to Ron, as she closed the door. "So now what?" ask Ron, "How about we go out I know this small outdoor bar just a few blocks away from here" said Kim.

Ron looked at her and said "Sure let's go" Kim smiles as she looks at him "I'm comfortable the way I am. I'm not sure if you want to go change" she asked, Ron shook his head and says "Nah! I'm good!" As they open the door Ron steps out of Kim's room as she followed closing the door behind her.

Kim and Ron made there way out to street. "So what brings you to Colombia?" said Kim, as she waited patiently for Ron to reply "Oh nothing special just a business trip is all. How about you? Why are you here?"

Kim looks down the street as she says "I'm on a small vacation is all" Ron nodded as he was sort of checking Kim out –Man she's really hot!- he thought to himself but snap out it quickly.

"So are you by yourself" he asked Kim, "Yes I couldn't talk anyone into coming a long" she lied to him but, of course she could not tell him that she was on a mission "I traveled here by myself." Ron nodded "So are you married" ask Kim, Ron blinks some "Nope single" Kim looked at him "really, so am I" she said.

Ron eye had opened wide and then closed as he moved his fist back and said "Boo-yah" Kim had come to a stop a couple of feet away from the him, as Ron was about say "So…" when he noticed Kim was looking at him "what's the matter Kim?"

She looked into Ron's eyes as she steps closer "Why did you say Boo-yah for" asked Kim, he blinked "I never said that" said Ron. Kim glance at him "You did too! Just right now. After I said I was single" she said, Ron thought for a second and response "Look I didn't mean it as a bad thing. It's just I don't meet two many beautiful single women" he said to Kim.

"Is that so" said Kim, Ron nodded in agreement. In Kim's mind she had notice that Ron had this cute thing about him. She wasn't the kind of girl to open up as quickly to a guy she just met but, there was something about Ron she had admire.

"I guess I can agree with you Ron" said Kim "You aren't bad looking either" as she lean in to kiss him, as Ron met her half way as there lips locked up into a kiss, as Kim wrapped her arms around Ron neck closing her eyes. He did the same placing his around her waist Ron closing his eyes as well, as they stood there in a deep passionate kiss.

Kim for some reason didn't expect the kiss to be a passionate one, seeing it had made her blush. After a few seconds Kim broke the kiss as she looked into his eyes "We're almost there Ron. We just need to walk through the alley" said Kim, as they began to walk down the alley.

Ron kept his arms around Kim's waist as they made there way through. This was something new for each of them neither had expected to find someone and feel close to them.

To Kim and Ron it just felt as every thing was going right for them. They had just walked out from the alley back on to the streets "So in which direction is this bar at" said Ron, they came to a stop just as Kim says "It's this way" as they made a left turn.

Sure enough Kim was correct as sound of people talking could be heard over the playing Latin music. Kim and Ron approach the hostess podium as the young lady working ask "Quantos son" seeing that it was a busy night at the bar, they looked at the you lady as Ron had answer "Dos" she nodded and led them to a table.

Just as they reached the table Ron had pulled the chair out for Kim as she took her seat, Ron smile as he sat down next to her. "Le gustaria algo de beber" a waiter had approach there table, wondering if they would like something to drink.

Ron looked at Kim "Something to drink" Ron said to Kim "Sure" said Kim "Doesn't matter what it is" asked Ron, Kim shook her head. "Una botella de tequila por favor" said Ron.

Kim was impressed with Ron's ability to speak the national language so well that she found it really fascinating. "So how did you learn to speak Spanish so well" Kim asked Ron "I have a good friend that has been teaching me" he said.

After a couple of hours from being at the bar, it had been so late into the night, as they seem to drink, talk and dance the night away. Kim and Ron had been enjoying themselves as they made there way back to the table after a dance.

Ron sat down on the chair, as Kim straddled him sitting down on his lap. Ron smiled as he poured the remaining a mount of the liquor into two shot glasses. As he gave one to Kim and took the other into his hand, they put a little salt in other hand as they licked the salt from there hand and took the shot down. Ron and Kim let out a breath of relief as they grabbed the last two lime wedges and bit into them. Kim smiled as she look down into Ron's eyes and lean in to give him another kiss on the lips. As he smiled afterwords from the kiss.

Ron looked at his watch to see what time it was and noticed it read 12:30 am "It's getting late" he said. "What don't tell me you want to call it a night already" said Kim. "No but, what else can we do" asked Ron, Kim began to smile "I got an idea." Ron looked at her "Like what" says Ron, "We could go back to my room and" she began to whisper into Ron's ears as his eyes open wide.

It didn't take Ron long to put two and two together "Boo-yah" he whispered, even though Kim heard it she looked at him and smiles "Doesn't take much to excite you I see" said Kim as she began to stand "Come on let's go."

Kim grabbed Ron's hand as they walked over to the bar and paid there bill, leaving the bar to head back to the hotel. Kim and Ron headed back to the hotel pausing a couple times as they kissed. As soon as they entered the hotel and stood outside of Kim's room she lean in to give Ron another passionate kiss, as she had the key in her right hand, she began to open the door with her right arm.

She moved her left hand along the front of Ron's shirt as she began to undo the buttons and move her left hand down his shirt to take it off. Once Kim had the door open they lean against the door, as Kim had taken Ron's shirt. Ron was doing the same as he was unzipping Kim's top from the back and it slid down from her shoulders. They walked into the room just as Ron managed to place a "Do Not Disturbed" sign on the door as it closed behind them.

The next morning Kim had been a sleep as the sun was shining bright, it had lighten the room completely. As she continued to sleeping with her head cradle into her right arm, she began to lean back as she felt around for Ron.

After she had notice Ron wasn't there she began to wake up, as she sat up looking around her room with the sheets wrapped around her body. Kim looked over to the window and thought –Smooth move Possible! You let this guy use you-. There was a click that came from the door as it began to open slowly.

Kim stared at the door as Ron stepped in with two cups of coffee and some breakfast. She managed to blink as she was caught of gaurd by Ron's return. She had a surprised look on her face, as she thought –He's still here-! Ron had shut the door behind him quietly, as he turned around to see Kim sitting up in the bed.

"Hey!" said Kim "Hey, yourself" said Ron "I thought you might like some coffee and something to eat" said Ron.

Ron had already picked up his cup and been drinking his coffee as he looked out the window. Kim stood up off the bed and walked over to grabbed the other cup as she had the sheets wrapped around her and walked over to Ron, as they both stared out the window…

End of the flashback

Ron and Kim sat there in the marriage consular office as the doctor took a drink from his cup of water. "Interesting so you two met outside the country" he said "Correct" said Kim.

"Is there more to the story?" Ron looked over at the doctor "Well yeah there is more I'm not even done yet" he said. "Well I guess you'll have to continue next time Mr. Stoppable" said the doctor.

Kim began to stand up from the chair as did Ron "We need to schedule for…" said Kim, as the doctor look in to his planner "Next month, same day, same time, just let my secretary know" said the doctor. "Okay" said Kim, as they walked out the office.

End of the second session

Authors Note: Okay this is my first Kim Possible fan fiction so I know reviews can be harsh at times. I want to hear what you have to say about the story let me know. Let me know what you think about Drakken being the marriage consular. I know it's not the perfect role for him but hey I thought it was funny. This is just first chapter my story will continue. I am trying to keep close to the movie but that close. I am thinking of what city and state to place them in