Any and all Harry Potter characters are the property of JK Rowling. Peter Pevensie belongs to C.S Lewis
The Topless Women Are
Rachel – 20, Leader of the Topless Women, IMDb name: gurlchic
Katy – 17, Leader of the Topless Women, Dating Draco Malfoy, IMDb name: nevertoplesswomenever
Carly – 15, Leader of the Topless Women, Dating Peter Pevensie, IMDb name: nevertoplesswomenever
Caitlin – 15, Dating Cedric Diggory, IMDb name: ccmrose10
Ali – 16, Dating Cedric Diggory, IMDb name: supnikka
Doug (Psyk) – 30, Professor, IMDb name: psykodoboi
Freddy – , Sex Kitten, IMDb name: freddylovesyouandme
Melissa – 12, obsessed with the anus, IMDb name: uranusaddict
Brianna – 12, Dating Jonathan, IMDb name: lovelight30
Sarah (Spaz) – 13, Dating Harry Potter, IMDb name: spazzysas
Dimitri – 16, loves sugar, IMDb name: HPfreakyblueeyesdimitri (or something like that..lol)
David (Chuck) – 15, IMDb name: unknown
Maggie – 16, Dating Ron Weasley, IMDb name: breathinforluck
Josh – 14, Dating Hermione Granger, IMDb name: biggerbucks
Cody – 12, loves his gun, IMDb name: CML-revamped
Bridget – 14, Dating Will Turner, IMDb name: unknown
Duncan (Dj) – 15, Loves Ponies, IMDb name: djduncfunc
The sun peeked up from under the horizon, sending beams of sunlight in every direction. The light reflected against the windows and danced along the vast lawns of a grand institution (which seemed to be the only building in the area for miles), which was at least 4 stories high with many, many windows. In front of the building, a large, rectangular cement block displayed something in bold, black lettering:
TOPLESS WOMEN HQ
EST. IN 2005
INTRUDERS WILL BE FLASHED
When one entered the building, they found themselves standing in the entrance hall on the first floor, staring up at a large marble statuette of a beautiful goddess in a toga; at the base of the statue was a plaque which simply read "Her Holiness". The inhabitants of the building idolized the statue, never daring to enter nor exit the place without praising it first. Lining the walls of the entrance hall were plaques, diplomas and other awards for special achievements made by various topless women--these lead straight into the kitchen/dining area.
The Second floor was set up for recreational purposes (couches, TVs, video games, pool table...)--beer bottles and plastic cups and empty pizza boxes were scattered around the floor and on furniture, as no one never really took the time out to clean up.
The Third floor was primarily where the Topless Women spend most of their time: In their rooms. Two rows of doors were lining the hallway--each door had a different persons name placed onto it, according to the person's personality.
On the Fourth floor..well, no one dared to venture there. The entire fourth floor is said to be inhabited by The Goddess herself--in spirit, of course; the consequences for disturbing her holiness are..bad.
Back on the third floor, the door labeled "Katy"--written in large block letters with various pictures of Draco Malfoy and Simple Plan taped around it--swung open slowly. Poking her head out into the hall, Katy glanced up and down to make sure the coast was clear before creeping into the hallway. She tip-toed up the hall carefully, making her way towards the single door at the end of the hall.
'Almost there. For once, I won't have to fight over who gets to use the only frickin' bathroom in the house..' thought Katy, squeeling to herself.
Caught up in her happiness, however, she was too late to notice a loose floorboard in front of her, which she stepped on, causing the floor to squeak under her.
'Shit.' She held her breath, casting wary glances at the closed doors surrounding her. Behind the door labeled "Dimitri", Katy heard a light cough.
'Shit..' she cursed herself over and over again. Standing frozen in place, a couple minutes passed before Katy figured it was okay to move again. She let out a relieved sigh.
A door swung open behind her, slamming against the wall; Melissa hopped out of her room, looking wide-eyed and alert.
"Thought I heard... like a gas leak or something..." whispered Melissa, looking quite paranoid. She looked over at Katy and smiled. "Hi! Whacha doin up so early?"
Katy blinked, unsure of what to say. "Er..."
Melissa's smile slowly turned into a frown as realization spread across her face. "You're tryin to use the bathroom. aren't you..."
Katy motioned for Melissa to be quiet. "Just really quick. I can't stand to wait... I'm usually the last in line cause my room is furthest away..." she pleaded.
Melissa's face went blank. "Not on my watch, bitch."
Before Katy could react, Melissa let out a blood curdling cry; at once, people started rushing from their rooms--some looking confused, others just looking pissed off.
"What the hell? I was just dreaming I was in Cancun with Cindy Crawford..." mumbled Doug, rubbing the sleep from his eyes.
Katy glanced around at her fellow Topless Women and started to think...
'Look at them. They're so tired...groggy... .'
She looked at Dimitri, who was having difficulties standing on his own.
'..Wasted. They're not going to have time to react...and I'm almost there..'
Katy quickly came to a decision--She bolted for the bathroom, leaving the other Topless women to watch her retreating back.
"OH NO SHE DIDN'T!" blurted Melissa, rolling up the sleeves of her PJ's. "GET HER, GUYS!"
Doug was the first to react, speeding down the hall after Katy; he caught up with her easily and closed the distance between them with a lunging tackle, taking Katy down.
"BOO-YA!" shrieked Melissa. "IN YO' FACE KAY-TAAAAAAAAAA--"
A ziplock baggie was slipped over Melissa's head from behind; she crumbled to the ground in a heap, and Caitlin stepped over her body, flipping her blonde hair over her shoulder.
"Um...I need to potty. And all of you are in my way. Solike..move.."
She cocked the ziplock gun she held in her hand, a fresh baggie slipping into the barrel.
"Or else..." finished Caitlin, smirking.
The other Topless Women glanced at each other, before looking back at Caitlin.
Caitlin sighed, flipping her hair again. "Suit yourselves."
She went trigger crazy--baggies of various sizes flew from the gun, landing neatly over the heads of her victims. She ran out of ammo moments later and lowered the gun, smirking.
"I warned you guys..." mumbled Caitlin as she passed the still bodies of her roommates. She approached Doug and Katy--who were curled up next to each other, their baggies fogged up by their breath--and snickered, before skipping merrily towards the bathroom.
"I'll grab myself a quick shower and take off before they wake up..." Caitlin said aloud. She went from skipping to jogging, occasionally adding a bit of a skip to her step. As she reached out to grab the bathroom handle, the last bedroom door swung out and she ran right into it.
Ali shuffled out of the room in footy pajamas, rubbing at her eyes.
"Mnmn..." she mumbled before shuffling over to the bathroom and opening the door, disappearing inside.