Chapter 1 Meet The real teletubbies.

*this chapter is the point of view from Lala*

I was walking by my self away from Dipsy he snores like the baby sun at night or moon. I couldnt take it , he was driving me insane! Its tough to sleep being the only girl of us. grr i guess I will watch tv on my tummy.

"Morning Lala!" said Dipsy

"Uh hi, "

"Look I made you tubby toast."

"Dipsy I know you have a crush on me but it is a little creepy soo..."

"No problem I will shut up."

Wow way get this day over with! I was observing Tinky Winky and he has a purse and for sure he is not a girl. oh no mabey he is...ewwww HOMO!

"Hey girl whats up you wanna ride wit me on my scootah?"

"NO PO!"

"Come on I know you wanna."

"GO AWAY PERV IM BUSY."

"Fine Ill just go tell Tinky Winky you think he is gay."

"Grr you pester me. Fine lets go."

When he walked me to his scooter it was so embarassing it had ribbons and a horn, if he is not a bad boy then who is? All of a sudden there were 4 more teleitubbies coming through the distance. I pushed Po off the scooter and rode it to see what was going on.

"Hello? who are you?"

"my name is Zero" said the silver one.

" Im Amy" said the blue one.

" Riri " said the white one

"Buzz" said the orange one.

Of course there is always at least one freakey name. Oh well 3 more girls Buzz, Riri, and Amy. But that boy Zero there is something about him that makes him special. Mysteriousness, Emoish and hot. oh well he may never be mine.