Shougi
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Summary: What happens when Temari and Shikamaru play shougi. One Shot ShikaTem
The lazy shinobi from Konoha with an IQ of over 200 and an addiction to cigarettes sated lazily at the blonde kunoichi from Suna who was staring intently at the game board.
He quickly averted his eyes to the board as the Wind Mistress looked up at him, a triumphant grin on her full tan lips.
"I'm gonna win this time, for sure!" she said confidently.
Shikamaru moved his pawn and waited for Temari to make the move he knew she would.
Temari took the bait, as the shadow user expected, and Shikamaru ended it.
"W-W-What?!" Temari sputtered as she examined the board.
Indeed, she had more pieces left on the board, but Shikamaru had captured the king, thus winning the game.
"That 20-0. I'm done." Shikamaru concluded standing up from his place on the floor.
"I want a rematch!" Temari exclaimed standing up.
"Face it. You cant beat me, you're just a woman," he said stretching.
"WHAT THE HELL YOU SEXIST PIG!" Temari shouted, pointed a manicured index finger at the lazy genius.
"Tch. Troublesome woman." Shikamaru said lazily.
"YOU WANNA HAVE UNCONTROLLABLE SEX AS MUCH AS I DO!"
"Ye- Wait what!?"
The shadow user had no chance to correct himself as Temari launched herself at Shikamaru, knocking over the game board, scattering game pieces everywhere.
Poor Shikamaru didn't see what hit him.
Nevertheless, it was now 20-1.
Temari was catching up.