Melissa was not a morning person. It was already 10:15am, and she had yet to leave her house for a town hall meeting that was due to start promptly at 10:30. Her crappy morning started when Mr. Clean's doppelganger came bursting into her room, without so much as a single knock.
"God Mel, are you deaf?!" Joe's voice penetrated Melissa's deep slumber. There was also a faint ringing sound, but she couldn't quite place it. "I can hear your frickin' alarm clock all the way from the basement!".
Oh, the ringing sound was her alarm clock. Mel grunted and turned over, making no motion to get up. Suddenly she felt a rush of cold air, and she realized that the covers had been thrown off her.
"Joe!" She was suddenly awake. "What did you do that for?"
She cracked open one eye, light streaming in from the uncovered window. Joe's expression went from furious to slack-jawed in a matter of seconds, as he chucked the covers in a heap back onto her stomach. Suddenly she realized that she was wearing her favorite Victoria's Secret nightgown from the Sexy Slumber line. She could feel the heat rising to her cheeks as her defenses kicked in. Who did he think he was, coming in here and disturbing her sleep by ripping off her covers!
"GET OUT!" She yelled.
Joe cleared his throat. "Umm.. uhh. why were you uhh.. wearing.. that exactly?"
"I just like to feel sexy when I sleep sometimes! Okay?!" She yanked the covers up to her chin and glared. "What's it to you anyway?"
"Nothing" Joe mumbled, backing out of the doorway and knocking into her bookshelf on the way. He straightened a china vase before it fell, his face reddening. Then he walked back slowly and turned off her alarm clock. Joe turned again to leave the room, but quickly made an about turn, and marched over to Mel and ripped off her panties.