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I am just now able to get around to typing this. I appreciate all the
support that I have been given. Hopefully you'll like this one as good as
the rest!
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With the help of his new cigar, is Piccolo unstoppable?
Piccolo's World III: The Cigar
Chapter I
It had been two weeks since Piccolo's encounter with Kooler. Goku had no idea that Piccolo had sent Turles to kill him, so Piccolo didn't have to worry. Plus, Turles' cigar had been destroyed just like Piccolo had wanted to happen (he had planned to destroy the cigar he gave to Turles after the mission had been complete). Piccolo had the only one in existence. While Piccolo's remaining men-Cell, Tien, Chouzu, Nappa, and now even Radditz- watched T.V. in the living room, Piccolo sat in his office smoking a weed- filled cigar. He still wore his suit and sunglasses and was leaning back in his chair with his feet on the desk.
He was about to fall asleep when a fist burst through the wall and hit him in the back of the head. Piccolo was caught completely off-guard. Piccolo flew over his desk and hit the ground face-first. Suddenly Kooler was standing over him!
"You will pay for your mistakes, Namek," Kooler said. He kicked Piccolo in the face and Piccolo rammed into his own wall. Piccolo fell to the ground again and Kooler threw the desk at him. It shattered into thousands of when it hit him.
"Fuck!" Piccolo exclaimed. "I killed you!"
"Wrong," Kooler replied. "You merely weakened me."
"But I knocked your head off!"
"Shut the fuck up, Namek!"
Piccolo started to get up and Kooler punched him to the ground. That was the first attack to not come completely by surprise.
"First you kill my brother, and then my father. You made the BIGGEST mistake by trying to kill ME!"
Piccolo said nothing as he finally got up and charged Kooler. He punched Kooler in the face and straightened his tie as Kooler slammed into the wall. Kooler jumped back up and soon the two were swinging at each other at the same time.
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Meanwhile, Cell, Tien, Chouzu, Nappa, and Radditz sat in the living room in separate chairs passing several blunts. They were so stoned that they didn't even hear the battle between Piccolo and Kooler. On the T.V. was the familiar face of Mr. Satan.
"Citizens of Earth!" Mr. Satan shouted to a very large crowd of people. "For many years your hero, me, has trained to defeat the evil Piccolo! The green alien from Hell has done nothing but make us suffer! But do not fear! I, Mr. Satan, will finish my training and defeat this tyrant ruler of Earth! Yeah! I rule!"
He made the victory sign with his hands and the crowd cheered.
"That's some funny shit," Cell said. "What a fucking moron."
Everyone laughed hard. They couldn't believe a regular human would try to kill the Great Piccolo.
"Should we tell the boss?" Tien asked.
"Nah," Cell replied. "The boss is probably sleeping."
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Kooler landed a kick that knocked Piccolo out the window. When he went to see if Piccolo had hit the ground the Namek appeared in front of him and hit him in the face with a powerful punch. Kooler slammed into yet another wall, and Piccolo immediately started to bombard Kooler with punches and kicks.
"Yeah bitch!" Piccolo shouted. "I'll kill you!"
"Wrong."
Kooler hit Piccolo with a kick to the stomach. Piccolo's eyes widened as he flew backward onto the ground. Piccolo's suit was torn and dirty. Both of them got up at the same time. They were both beaten and bruised.
"You messed up my suit," Piccolo said angrily.
Kooler grinned. "I'm going to mess up your face in a moment."
The two attacked each other.
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Meanwhile, Radditz took a hit of the blunt and suddenly heard a crash.
"What the fuck was that?" he asked.
"Sounded like it came from Piccolo's office," Nappa replied.
Cell said, "I'll check it out."
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Kooler threw a punch that Piccolo barely managed to dodge. It was all he needed. Piccolo conjured the strength necessary to hit Kooler. With a single punch the Namek's fist went right through Kooler's stomach. When he brought his fist back it was covered in purple blood.
"Fuck!" Kooler exclaimed.
"Now die!" Piccolo shouted. He kicked Kooler out the window and destroyed him with several power energy blasts. That was the end of him.
A second later Cell came in and was caught completely by surprise. The entire room was a huge mess and so was Piccolo.
"Holy shit!" Cell exclaimed. "Are you alright sir?"
"I will be in a sec," Piccolo replied. He pulled the special, special cigar out of his jacket, lit it, and took a hit. Suddenly his wounds healed and his power increased.
"Yes! Yes! Yes!" Piccolo shouted. "I can do it! I can win! HAHAHAHAHA!! Oh wait, I already did."
Piccolo put his cracked sunglasses back on.
"Impressive cigar sir," Cell said.
"Got that right," Piccolo replied. "I'll be in my other office."
"Before you go sir, I have to warn you," Cell said. "The World Champion Mr. Satan is going to try to overthrow you!"
"What?!" Piccolo exclaimed. "I'll kill that bastard!"
***
Well, that's all for now. Chapter II will be on the way as soon as possible.
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With the help of his new cigar, is Piccolo unstoppable?
Piccolo's World III: The Cigar
Chapter I
It had been two weeks since Piccolo's encounter with Kooler. Goku had no idea that Piccolo had sent Turles to kill him, so Piccolo didn't have to worry. Plus, Turles' cigar had been destroyed just like Piccolo had wanted to happen (he had planned to destroy the cigar he gave to Turles after the mission had been complete). Piccolo had the only one in existence. While Piccolo's remaining men-Cell, Tien, Chouzu, Nappa, and now even Radditz- watched T.V. in the living room, Piccolo sat in his office smoking a weed- filled cigar. He still wore his suit and sunglasses and was leaning back in his chair with his feet on the desk.
He was about to fall asleep when a fist burst through the wall and hit him in the back of the head. Piccolo was caught completely off-guard. Piccolo flew over his desk and hit the ground face-first. Suddenly Kooler was standing over him!
"You will pay for your mistakes, Namek," Kooler said. He kicked Piccolo in the face and Piccolo rammed into his own wall. Piccolo fell to the ground again and Kooler threw the desk at him. It shattered into thousands of when it hit him.
"Fuck!" Piccolo exclaimed. "I killed you!"
"Wrong," Kooler replied. "You merely weakened me."
"But I knocked your head off!"
"Shut the fuck up, Namek!"
Piccolo started to get up and Kooler punched him to the ground. That was the first attack to not come completely by surprise.
"First you kill my brother, and then my father. You made the BIGGEST mistake by trying to kill ME!"
Piccolo said nothing as he finally got up and charged Kooler. He punched Kooler in the face and straightened his tie as Kooler slammed into the wall. Kooler jumped back up and soon the two were swinging at each other at the same time.
---
Meanwhile, Cell, Tien, Chouzu, Nappa, and Radditz sat in the living room in separate chairs passing several blunts. They were so stoned that they didn't even hear the battle between Piccolo and Kooler. On the T.V. was the familiar face of Mr. Satan.
"Citizens of Earth!" Mr. Satan shouted to a very large crowd of people. "For many years your hero, me, has trained to defeat the evil Piccolo! The green alien from Hell has done nothing but make us suffer! But do not fear! I, Mr. Satan, will finish my training and defeat this tyrant ruler of Earth! Yeah! I rule!"
He made the victory sign with his hands and the crowd cheered.
"That's some funny shit," Cell said. "What a fucking moron."
Everyone laughed hard. They couldn't believe a regular human would try to kill the Great Piccolo.
"Should we tell the boss?" Tien asked.
"Nah," Cell replied. "The boss is probably sleeping."
---
Kooler landed a kick that knocked Piccolo out the window. When he went to see if Piccolo had hit the ground the Namek appeared in front of him and hit him in the face with a powerful punch. Kooler slammed into yet another wall, and Piccolo immediately started to bombard Kooler with punches and kicks.
"Yeah bitch!" Piccolo shouted. "I'll kill you!"
"Wrong."
Kooler hit Piccolo with a kick to the stomach. Piccolo's eyes widened as he flew backward onto the ground. Piccolo's suit was torn and dirty. Both of them got up at the same time. They were both beaten and bruised.
"You messed up my suit," Piccolo said angrily.
Kooler grinned. "I'm going to mess up your face in a moment."
The two attacked each other.
---
Meanwhile, Radditz took a hit of the blunt and suddenly heard a crash.
"What the fuck was that?" he asked.
"Sounded like it came from Piccolo's office," Nappa replied.
Cell said, "I'll check it out."
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Kooler threw a punch that Piccolo barely managed to dodge. It was all he needed. Piccolo conjured the strength necessary to hit Kooler. With a single punch the Namek's fist went right through Kooler's stomach. When he brought his fist back it was covered in purple blood.
"Fuck!" Kooler exclaimed.
"Now die!" Piccolo shouted. He kicked Kooler out the window and destroyed him with several power energy blasts. That was the end of him.
A second later Cell came in and was caught completely by surprise. The entire room was a huge mess and so was Piccolo.
"Holy shit!" Cell exclaimed. "Are you alright sir?"
"I will be in a sec," Piccolo replied. He pulled the special, special cigar out of his jacket, lit it, and took a hit. Suddenly his wounds healed and his power increased.
"Yes! Yes! Yes!" Piccolo shouted. "I can do it! I can win! HAHAHAHAHA!! Oh wait, I already did."
Piccolo put his cracked sunglasses back on.
"Impressive cigar sir," Cell said.
"Got that right," Piccolo replied. "I'll be in my other office."
"Before you go sir, I have to warn you," Cell said. "The World Champion Mr. Satan is going to try to overthrow you!"
"What?!" Piccolo exclaimed. "I'll kill that bastard!"
***
Well, that's all for now. Chapter II will be on the way as soon as possible.