Well that's amazing

A/N: sadly I don't spiderman nor Devil may cry oh but do I wish I did

Plot: our favorite webshooter meets our favorite demon hunter what could possibly go wrong (hint: EVERYTHING) yay

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Spiderman was as usual swinging around the city that never sleeps that is until he heard an earth shattering scream

I wonder what's wrong that was a female scream I better check it out with that thought the spider went after the sound only to be shocked to see a little girl no less then ten running form two criminals after her and from the looks of them they weren't asking for directions the girl ducked into an alley the two followed her " come on missy come with us we'll make you feel good" said douch 1 " NO! DANTE! HELP ME!"

" wha she already has a pimp doesn't matter anymore"

" ladies and gentlemen please give it up to scumbag 1 and scumbag 2 like really guys change the freaking script already" said spiderman as he hung upside down from the fire escape " shit its that damn bug "

" really that's the best you got ? that's very original by the way im being sarcastic in case you didn't get it"

"get him!" the thugs started shooting at our hero where the hell did they whip those guns form the last I checked this wasn't loony toons?! ..shit!shit!shit!...im not bulletproof….lets see no bleeding nope im hole free

After the thugs have been well hung on a light pole spidy approached the little girl " hey cupcake what are you doing here all by yourself ahhhhh!..the hell was that for?"

" youre one of those creeps Dante warned me about" answered Patty ( but you already knew ne?)

"PATTY!" called a white haired hunk ( guess who?)

"what did I tell you about running off on your own you damn brat!" scolded Dante

"but Dante I was looking for you I was worried about you" answered Patty

"right im just gonna go now you know homework to do people to wip" said spiderman as he started to walk away

"hold it right there bug brain!" called Dante

"honestly! Look grandpa Im really not in the mood to fight right now I have good things to do evidence to the contrary" replied spiderman dred filling his voice and Dante didn't know that aunt May was is in the hospital and Peter was dying to go and see her