Power Rangers
Idol
Chapter 1: Birth of Stars and Metaphorical Crashes of
Meteors
Trent stood in the middle of a hallway filled with
people. He was wearing his favorite white shirt, and had a microphone
up to his mouth.
"Hello everyone," he said in his usual
kind demeanor. "You're watching Power Rangers Idol! We're here
in Angel Grove to crown the best singer in Power Rangers history.
Before we begin, I'd like to say that there will be no audience
participation in this story. The author intends this for
entertainment only. That and he doesn't want this to get deleted.
Ow!"
As he said this, a trout flew across the hall and hit
him square in the back of the head.
"Why that little..,"
growled Trent as he rubbed the back of his head. "He also welcomes
any suggestions for improvements in this story. Now let's meet the
judges that will decide who makes it past the auditions."
Trent
then walked into a small but high room. The doorway was also huge but
there was no door. Sitting at the long table near the back at the
room was a man wearing blue and yellow spandex with a mask covering
his whole face and head with pure blue eyes. The mask, gloves and
boots were yellow with a vertical blue stripe through them. His
yellow cape had a high collar and a yellow insignia depicting two
fish tied together by their tails rested on his chest.
"Ladies
and gentlemen, the author and lead judge, Lord Pisces!"
Pisces
waved to the cameras and waited patiently for the other judges to be
announced.
"And the next judge is... oxygen?" he glared
accusingly at the costumed man. "Pisces? Who's the next
judge?"
"Oh yeah!" said the costumed character. "I
forgot about that!"
"You forgot about the other three
judges?" exploded Trent.
"I didn't forget!" retorted
Pisces. "I just didn't remember."
"Same thing
idiot!"
"Be nice! I'll bring them in! Go back outside
and interview the contestants."
With that, Trent stormed
away from the tall room and went into the equally tall main hallway.
Pisces then resumed facing the cameras.
"Sorry about that
folks. Let's meet the other three judges. From Silver Hills, I give
you, Eric!"
In a flash of light, the unmorphed Quantum
Ranger materialized in the next chair.
"Huh? Where am I?"
inquired the confused ranger.
"You've been taken to Angel
Grove against your will to be a judge in a contest to find the best
new singing sensation," supplied Pisces.
"Again?!"
growled Eric. This response didn't faze Pisces in the least. "So
why did you choose me?"
"It's quite simple," said
Pisces. "You're a jerk, you're mean, you're my least favorite
ranger, and I hate Red Rangers."
"So...," inquired a
dumbstruck Eric. "You chose me why?"
"If you're a
judge that means you can't win! Yay!" Pisces then began dancing
around the room.
"Well," said Eric watching the dancing
author. "It does kind of make a little bit of sense."
"Now,"
Pisces sat down. "Our next judge comes from Mariner bay. It's
Joel!"
In a flash of light, the Green Lightspeed Ranger
materialized, unmorphed, into the next chair... upside down.
"Ow!"
cried Joel as he fell off his seat.
"Ahahahahahahahaha!"
laughed the two judges already present. Eric, because he enjoyed
other peoples pain. Pisces, because he was... well Pisces.
"That's
not funny," snarled Joel as he got up and took his seat. "Where
am I anyway?"
"You've been taken to Angel Grove against
your will to be a judge in a contest to find the best new singing
sensation," supplied Pisces.
"Again?!" growled Joe. "Why
did you choose me?"
"Because you're a showoff, you don't
listen to anyone, and you act smarter than Chad," explained
Pisces.
Joel looked confused. "Then why-"
"If
you're a judge then you can't win." Interrupted Eric as Pisces
began dancing."
"Hmm," observed Joel, "That's
actually kind of clever."
"It's genius!" exclaimed
Pisces as he sat down. "Here's our next judge. From the future,
it's Jen!"
The Pink Time Force Ranger then materialized in
the last chair, not upside down fortunately.
"Huh?" asked
the shocked officer. "Where am I?"
"You've been taken
to Angel Grove against your will to be a judge in a contest to find
the best new singing sensation," said all three men in
unison.
"Oh," shrugged Jen. "Been there done that. But
why me?"
"You're bossy, you're mean, and you're not
ditzy like all the other Pink Rangers," explained Pisces as if he
was telling a kid why the sky was blue.
"Uh..."
"If
you're a judge that means you can't win," said Eric and Joel as
Pisces began his dance.
"Well," said Jen. "At least I
don't get to embarrass myself."
"I never thought of
that," said Eric.
"We're all set," announced Pisces
after his dance was done. "We have a nice guy, a mean guy who
always argues with the nice guy, a girl so we're not accused of
being sexist, and a black guy so we're not accused of being racist.
We shall begin, next time!"
"You heard the man,"
announced Trent into his microphone outside. "We'll begin
auditions next chapter. We'll also answer the question, why is the
building so tall with no doors? Tune in next time on Power Rangers
Idol!"
