Imanol: hello my internet friends. This time, I'm not doing a fnaf style fic.
Freddy: *with a suit* aww… *walks away*
Imanol: …Anyway. I'm gonna do a… Drumroll please?
[drumroll]
Imanol: and its… can you stop?
[stops]
Imanol: Total Drama Island! Now… the helicopter is here to take me to the island. See ya *walks in and flys away*
Meanwhile
Chris: hello everyone! Welcome to tota-
Imanol: *comes in in a parachute and lands on chris* DON'T DO THAT AGAIN! *stands up and wipes self off*
Chris: OW! WHO ARE YOU?
Imanol: the new host.
Chris: *faints*
Most: *cheers*
Imanol: but im more tortiful than chris.
All: *stop*
Chris: *wakes up* what do you mean your host!?
Imanol: and you will be a contestant. Along with chef
Chef: *grunts*
Imanol: *magically 10 feet away from chef* …
Chris: but I don't wanna be a con-
Imanol: shut your yapping and get in line.
Chris: -_-
Imanol: so we have… crap. Theres too many to list…
I can-
Imanol: NO! im going solo on this
Suit yourself
Imanol: hmph! *walks along the line* Duncan, gwen, noah, Courtney, heather, owen , Ezekiel-
Geoff: why isn't Ezekiel mutated.
Imanol: don't ask. Moving along. Geoff, izzy, this girl.
Linsday: hey!
Imanol: Bridgette, cody, leshawna, Harold, DJ, trent, tyler, Justin, beth, eva, Katie, Sadie, chris, chef, alejandro, sierra-
Cody: oh no…
Sierra: CODY *tackle hugs him*
Imanol: ahhh romance. Anyway, blaineley, mike, zoey, Dawn, Dakota, scott, Cameron, sam, lightning, anne maria, jo, brick, B, and… why did I add stacy…
Stacy: did you know my great great great.
Imanol: SHUT IT.
Imanol: and no. im not adding pakitew island.
Scarlett: too bad
Imanol: *takes out a remote and it springs scarlett away*
Scarlett: ILL BE BACK!
Imanol: and that was a demonstration on how you will leave when you get eliminated.
Courney: what? You expect us to l- I mean- but- ill sue you!
Imanol: and I made you guys lose your internet connection, data, and most tech. instead of you guys voting. It will be the viewers voting.
Chris: ill probably be the first one to go!
Imanol: well then. We need to split you guys in teams. Theres 41…
Stacy: my great great-
Imanol: I said to shut it! Or you will be booted!
Stacy my great great-
Imanol: THAT'S IT *presses the button and stacy gets sprung away*
Stacy: AHHHH
Imanol: since theres 40 now *smirks* we can have 4 teams. So. I will have the viewers vote for which team is which. So see ya!
Chris: this is gonna be along season.
[time skip brought to you by an annoyed chris]
Imanol: wait! I forgot to name them! So for teams it will be
Team one: ?
Team two: ?
Team three: ?
Team four: ?
Imanol: pm me for suggestions. So this was! TOTAL. DRAMA. DARE
