Imanol: hello my internet friends. This time, I'm not doing a fnaf style fic.

Freddy: *with a suit* aww… *walks away*

Imanol: …Anyway. I'm gonna do a… Drumroll please?

[drumroll]

Imanol: and its… can you stop?

[stops]

Imanol: Total Drama Island! Now… the helicopter is here to take me to the island. See ya *walks in and flys away*

Meanwhile

Chris: hello everyone! Welcome to tota-

Imanol: *comes in in a parachute and lands on chris* DON'T DO THAT AGAIN! *stands up and wipes self off*

Chris: OW! WHO ARE YOU?

Imanol: the new host.

Chris: *faints*

Most: *cheers*

Imanol: but im more tortiful than chris.

All: *stop*

Chris: *wakes up* what do you mean your host!?

Imanol: and you will be a contestant. Along with chef

Chef: *grunts*

Imanol: *magically 10 feet away from chef* …

Chris: but I don't wanna be a con-

Imanol: shut your yapping and get in line.

Chris: -_-

Imanol: so we have… crap. Theres too many to list…

I can-

Imanol: NO! im going solo on this

Suit yourself

Imanol: hmph! *walks along the line* Duncan, gwen, noah, Courtney, heather, owen , Ezekiel-

Geoff: why isn't Ezekiel mutated.

Imanol: don't ask. Moving along. Geoff, izzy, this girl.

Linsday: hey!

Imanol: Bridgette, cody, leshawna, Harold, DJ, trent, tyler, Justin, beth, eva, Katie, Sadie, chris, chef, alejandro, sierra-

Cody: oh no…

Sierra: CODY *tackle hugs him*

Imanol: ahhh romance. Anyway, blaineley, mike, zoey, Dawn, Dakota, scott, Cameron, sam, lightning, anne maria, jo, brick, B, and… why did I add stacy…

Stacy: did you know my great great great.
Imanol: SHUT IT.

Imanol: and no. im not adding pakitew island.

Scarlett: too bad

Imanol: *takes out a remote and it springs scarlett away*

Scarlett: ILL BE BACK!

Imanol: and that was a demonstration on how you will leave when you get eliminated.

Courney: what? You expect us to l- I mean- but- ill sue you!

Imanol: and I made you guys lose your internet connection, data, and most tech. instead of you guys voting. It will be the viewers voting.

Chris: ill probably be the first one to go!

Imanol: well then. We need to split you guys in teams. Theres 41…

Stacy: my great great-

Imanol: I said to shut it! Or you will be booted!

Stacy my great great-

Imanol: THAT'S IT *presses the button and stacy gets sprung away*

Stacy: AHHHH

Imanol: since theres 40 now *smirks* we can have 4 teams. So. I will have the viewers vote for which team is which. So see ya!

Chris: this is gonna be along season.

[time skip brought to you by an annoyed chris]

Imanol: wait! I forgot to name them! So for teams it will be

Team one: ?

Team two: ?

Team three: ?

Team four: ?

Imanol: pm me for suggestions. So this was! TOTAL. DRAMA. DARE