Final Fantasy: Advent Idol!

Okay so this is like my first story that I'll be posting.

WARNING! I am a random person that likes random things! So I will be incorporating that into my story about the amusing antics of the Final Fantasy: Advent Children gang. YOU WERE WARNED!

I will be using my character that I made up to host the show, her name is Tessa. GET USED TO IT! Anyhoo if you like a guy and I make him do something stupid (i.e. throw himself (or herself) out of a window and into oncoming traffic and survive) don't come crying to me because I do not care. Also I do not own the characters… BUT I DO OUR THEIR SOULS confirms with a lawyer Okay I can say that… I think. He's not that competent. I also do not own American Idol I am simply spoofing it. Yes I said spoofing, it's a word and it's really really fun to say! Say it with me loud and proud SPOOFING! I also don't own the songs…unless I decide to make one up then that will be very obvious!

ANYWAY ON WITH THE SHOW!

A young woman around the age of 20 was standing in the middle of a crowed lobby. She had extremely long dark brown hair that almost touched her knees. Her eyes were extremely dark but lips very red. She wore BAGGY black jeans, I can't stress that enough, and black long-sleeved shirt with a orange and blue striped layered over top of it.

"HELLO and welcome to the first ever Final Fantasy: Advent Idol! I'm Tessa, YOUR HOST and since we are poor we can only afford one episode! Doesn't that suck folks?" Tessa announced. A crowd of people sitting on an awkwardly placed bench replied, "Yeah, I guess" "Sure, what ever."

"Anyway, we will be auditioning a select few then YOU" Tessa pointed menacingly at the camera. "Get to vote on the winner! YAY! Can you feel the excitement?" She asked to no one in particular.

"No." All the folks on the bench replied in unison. Tessa shrugged it off and continued.

"Aw, what ever, lets go to our first contestant! RENO! Could you come on up here?" She asked. A young man in a black suit jacket walked on up like he was going to be put in the electric chair.

"What?" He asked.

"It's your turn to audition…WAIT I FORGOT TO INTRODUCE THE JUDGES!" Tessa screamed wildly. She turned to Reno "One sec." And then proceeded to hurl herself into the judging room were two men and a young woman sat waiting. "This is judge number one, RUFUS!" a man draped in a white bed sheet for no apparent reason sat in a wheelchair closest to the door. He nodded his head in acknowledgement.

"This is judge number two, YUFFIE!" Tessa continued. This girl however only looked between the ages of 16 and18. She was Asian and had short black hair, with a headband on her forehead.

She was jumping up and down in her chair, between the two men, due to the vigorous waving of her arm; all in all she looked like a crazed anime character.

"And my favourite judge…RUDE!" Tessa announced throwing her arms up in praise.

This judge was completely bald and he covered his eyes with a pair of dark sunglasses. He was wearing a black suit that was really intimidating. He slouched back in his chair and gave the camera a nod in acknowledgement.

Tessa left the room muttering 'that guy is always wearing sunglasses' and then snapped back to reality as soon as she noticed Reno sitting there nervously.

"SO RENO! You ready?" Tessa shouted at Reno who nearly jumped out of his skin.

"I guess. I'm a little nervous but I guess I'll-" He started but Tessa cut him off.

"Blah blah blah! Boring! Goodbye" and she shoved him through the large auditioning room doors and slamming them behind him.

Reno shook off the savage manor of how he entered the room, to look up and see all three judges staring maliciously at him.

"What are you going to sing?" Rude said right away.

"I'm going to sing 'Bad' by Michael Jackson." Reno said nervously.

"OOO I LOVE THAT SONG! Okay go!" Yuffie screamed. Reno closed his eyes and taped the rhythm of the song with his foot.

"Well They Say The Sky's The Limit And To Me That's Really True But My Friend You Have Seen Nothing Just Wait 'Til I Get Through . . .Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad- Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad- Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad- Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now Just To Tell You Once Again, Who's Bad…" Reno belted out with a series of amazing Michael Jackson moves.
"That's all I needed to hear" Rufus told him signalling him to stop. At the end of the song Yuffie's eye welled up with tears.

"THAT WAS THE BEST RENDITION OF THAT SONG I'VE EVER HEARD!" She exclaimed with tears dripping down her face.

"Yes, that was quiet satisfactory" Rude said trying to keep a straight face at the sight of his colleague making a complete ass of himself.

"That was good but we have no power over the decision of the vote so it really doesn't matter what I say then. You may leave." Rufus said bluntly. Reno scurried out of the room like a scared duck and collapsed on a bench outside.

"SO! How did you do?" Tessa asked sitting beside him now equipped with a microphone.

"Fine I guess. They didn't scream at me."

"WOW! That's an improvement! They're usually screamers." Tessa said in amazement, while just behind the big auditioning room doors Rude, Yuffie and Rufus were having an intelligent and sophisticated conversation about politics.

"Good job Reno" Tessa said clapping him on the back. "So if you want to vote for Reno, wait until the end of the show to cast your vote. We still have many more great performances to choose from but next up is… TIFA LOCKHART!"