YaoiCam!: Yu Yu Hakusho
Meowiegirl: Hi! I'm back from my summer vacation! I didn't have any computer-
Pegasus: *shocked gasp*
Meowiegirl: -for two months, but I'm back!
Pegasus: Yay! I can be the co-host- Hey! Where's my shirt?
Meowiegirl: *whistles innocently*
Pegasus: -.-U ...Already back to your old tricks, I see...
Meowiegirl: Anyway, the premise for this fic is that I will follow around yaoi couples from Yu Yu Hakusho with a camera. I'm only writing couples that I know how to. For example, I won't write any Kuronue/Kurama because I haven't gotten to that part of the series, and pairings like Touya/Kuwabara are out too, because it's just random, and there hasn't been a chance yet in the show for it, if there ever will be. Speaking of the show, does anyone know why Cartoon Network took it off Toonami, and when they're putting it back? Grrr...
Pegasus: Sorry, she rants whenever she talks about the Cartoon Network fiasco...
Meowiegirl: *finishes gulping tranquilizers* Okay, I'm fine. Uh, the chapters may be shorter. I don't own the characters, just the plot, etc. of the fic.
Pegasus: Yay! Now I can go watch Funny Bunny! ^^
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YaoiCam: Hiei and Kurama
Meowiegirl: Of course, you all knew I'd do this pairing first...
Place: A park.
Hiei: *talking to Kurama* ...I love you, kitsun- HEY!!!!!! Why is that stupid camera sitting there? And why is that stupid human behind it?
Meowiegirl: Huh? Oh! *starts cutting up some construction paper* Go on! I'm not even here!
Hiei: Anyway, Kurama, *gets down on one knee- NO HEIGHT JOKES!* will you marry me?
Kurama: *chibifies* YAAAAAAAAAAY! ^-^ *un-chibifies and begins to make out with Hiei*
Meowiegirl: *now holding up a crappily cut out construction paper tree as a disguise* I'm just a tree, don't mind me...
Kuwabara: *walks up behind Hiei*
Hiei: What do YOU want, you idiotic human?
Kuwabara: I bought some ice cream. Do you want any?
Hiei: *chibifies* Yes! Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme!
Kuwabara: Oh, sorry, shrimp, it has coffee beans in it, and you know coffee isn't good for small children. *sticks container of ice cream back in the shopping bag and puts it on his head*
Hiei: *unchibifies* You know what, I'm actually a girl. (A/N: Don't worry, he's not!)
Kuwabara: *falls over*
Hiei: *runs over and grabs the ice cream* Works every time.
Kurama: That was a good trick, Hiei. Now let's go home and eat some ice cream.
Hiei: This is why I love you, kitsune.
Karasu: *jumps out from behind a tree*
Kurama: Oh good God! Not YOU again! So far you've followed me to the movies, the park, the store and my own house! What's next-
Hiei: *puts a hand over Kurama's mouth* Baka kitsune! Don't give him any ideas!
Karasu: Kurama, will you marry me?
Kurama: WHAT? So far you've grabbed me, threatened to kill me on numerous occasions, insulted me, stalked me, insulted my hair... *goes on for twenty more minutes*
Hiei: *to Kurama* We get the point! *to Karasu* What he's trying to say is no. Now go make out with Bui or something.
Karasu: *whining* But Bui can't kiss!
Hiei: Hn.
Kurama: Hiei, I think the ice cream is melting.
Me: *still holding up my camera* Meow... Bishies... Must glomp...
Kurama: Hiei, there's a tree with arms, feet and a camera following us.
Hiei: Come on, kitsune. If you ignore it, it will go away.
Kurama: No, seriously, Hiei, I haven't been sneaking into Yukina's herbs again, that was on a dare...
Hiei: Hn.
Kurama: Hiei! For the love of fire! I am not high on Makai herbs! There is a shoddily cut out construction paper tree following us around! It has arms, legs, and a camera!
Meowiegirl: *waves*
Hiei: *turns around and looks at me* *smacks himself in the forehead* Bakabakabakabakabaka...
Kurama: Oh! There's Botan! I'll go invite her to the wedding!
Hiei: Hn. Good. You do that.
Kurama: ...
Hiei: What? She's annoying!
Kurama: *kisses Hiei* I agree completely, but we have to go ask her.
Botan: *runs over to them* Hey guys!
Kurama: Uh... We'd like to invite you to our wedding...
Botan: Ooooh! I LOVE weddings! They are so pretty! Flowers, and dresses, and-
Hiei: Shut. Up.
Yusuke: *walks by* Wow! Hiei said more than one syllable! Amazing!
Keiko: *smacks Yusuke upside the head* Stop that!
Hiei: *grinning evilly* I hope they get married...
Kurama: Come on Hiei, the ice cream must have melted already.
Hiei: WHAT?!?!
Hiei: *picks up Kurama and the ice cream and runs home*
Meowiegirl: Botan, can I borrow this?
Botan: Uh, why not?
Meowiegirl: Good. *gets on oar and follows Hiei and Kurama*
Place: Hiei and Kurama's apartment
Hiei: Hey! Kitsune! Want me to make lunch?
Kurama: *tending to his many plants* Uhh...whatever...
Hiei: Hn. *takes out a salmon piece from the fridge and glares at it. It cooks immediately*
Kurama: *walks in to the kitchen* Thanks, love.
Hiei: *turns slightly red and stares at his feet*
Meowiegirl: *still filming* Awwwww... Da widdle koowime's bwushing.... How cwute!
(A/N: I have seen adults talk like this to people over the age of two. It is frightening.)
Kurama: Hiei, I put the ice cream in the freezer, so-
Hiei: *already grabbing the ice cream*
Kurama: -it would be good if you let me get it. Your body temperature is 120 degrees! You probably melted everything in there!
Hiei: *acts insulted*
Kurama: Awwww, I'm sorry.
Hiei: Um, Kurama, there's this puddle of ice water-
Kurama: *steps in puddle, falls on knife that was randomly lying around* Oh my God! I just impaled myself through the stomach!
Hiei: That's the second time today!
Meowiegirl: O.O
Kurama: *lies down on the bed in the other room*
Hiei: *serves ice cream, and goes to eat with Kurama*
Kurama: *has his shirt off and is quite bandaged up*
Hiei: *turns on Yu Yu Hakusho, even though the evil Cartoon Network people took it off* Huh? What is this s***?
Kurama: Hiei, I'm sorry to say that that is our show....er, was, before they censored most of it.
Hiei: *leans over and starts to make out with everyone's favorite kitsune*
*five minutes later*
Kurama: What was that all about?
Hiei: I dunno. Just felt like it.
Kurama: *laughs quietly* I am rubbing off on you! Or at least Youko Kurama is...
Hiei: *looks alarmed* I am not sleeping with everyone within a n 800-mile radius, kitsune.
Kurama: *blushing* Uh....I was lonely....
Hiei: *grabs Kurama and continues to kiss him*
Meowiegirl: *leaves when she's blinded by a flying shirt*
*two hours later*
Meowiegirl: *playing on Hiei and Kurama's computer*
Hiei: What is a sloppily cut out paper tree with a camera doing on my computer?!?!
Kurama: *from the other room* Uh.... I give up.
Hiei: Baka kitsune! It's not a joke!
Kurama: *sniffles*
Hiei: Silly overemotional adorable beautiful sexy kitsune....
Kurama: Same to you, koi. But you're not a kitsune.
Hiei: *blushes* Hn.
Kurama: *kisses Hiei for a good five minutes*
Hiei: I forgot sex-crazed. Silly overemotional adorable sex-crazed beautiful sexy kitsune...
Kurama: *chucks a small ugly little figurine that Keiko gave them as a housewarming gift at Meowiegirl* Go on, shoo!
Meowiegirl: *leaves* Ah! Next house! Touya and Jin, I see!
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Pegasus: Hello everyone. Today the guest-guest hosts will be a miniature fire demon and a fox demon in human form.
Me: Yo! I'm the host here! *goes all pouty-faced*
Pegasus: *grumbles*
Meowiegirl: Next chapter you can host, okay?
Pegasus: Someone stole my Funny Bunny plush! Waaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! T_T
Pegasus: Hey! Where are Kurama and Hiei?
Meowiegirl: Dunno. Probably in the nearest broom closet.
Pegasus: O.o'
Meowiegirl: Well, this is the end! Next chapter: probably Jin/Touya. Please review!
Pegasus: Or else Funny Bunny will die! Waaaaahhhhhh! My Funny Bunny plush eats reviews, okay? And he's starving! Waaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
All: *stare at Pegasus*
THE END!