Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon. They belong to Nintendo. OK, now on with the story.
Fierystreak (Narrator): OK, let's focus on that little island in Johto known as Whirlpool island. We'll go into the island where Lugia lives.
(The camera scene changes and we see Lugia in his hidden spot in the cave of Whirlpool Island. He is just floating in the water and looking bored.)
Lugia: Stupid boring cave. There's never anything to do. It's always wait for the Pokemon Trainers to come and get you. Humph! And they always take so long.
Fierystreak (Narrator): Bored, Lugia?
Lugia: Yeah, I'm bored stupid.
Fierystreak (Narrator): That's quite weird considering you're already stupid any way.
Lugia: (gives me a death glare): Watch it or I'll use an Aeroblast attack on you.
Fierystreak (Narrator): Like that could ever happen. I'm the author. I can write whatever I like. Now go for a walk. I want to start some sort of scene.
Lugia (Grumbling): I fly, you Moron.
Fierystreak (Narrator): (Sarcastically) That's Ms. Moron to you.
Lugia: (rolling his eyes) Oh, witty comeback.
Fierystreak: Shut up. I wasn't trying to make a witty comeback. Now start flying.
Lugia: (Puzzled) where too?
Fierystreak: (sarcastically) Spain you pain! Anywhere, you moron! Visit one of the other Legendary Pokemon or something.
Lugia: (Grumbling) Oh all right! I'll go visit Suicune.
(Lugia flies off.)
(Camera scene changes again and we see Lugia talking to Suicune in Route 29 just near New Bark Town.)
Lugia: (lands on the ground next to Suicune) Hey, Suicune. How's it going?
Suicune: (cheerfully) great! I've been roaming around here for the past five hours and still no one has noticed me.
Lugia: (laughs) yeah, humans are so stupid when it comes to noticing Legendary Pokemon.
Fierystreak (Narrator): Excuse me, but I believe that I'm the Author here.
Suicune: (shrugging) yeah, so?
Fierystreak (Narrator): Soooooooo, that means everything and everyone in this story is at my command. I can make anything happen.
Lugia: (rolls his eyes) oh, sure. Like you could ever do that.
Fierystreak (Narrator): Suddenly a thirty tonne Snorlax falls from the sky and lands on Lugia, squishing him to a flat pancake.
Lugia: (his voice muffled under Snorlax's weight) Get off me, you Fat Thing.
Fierystreak (Narrator): There you have it. An instant flat Lugiacake. You don't even need to cook it. Just get one Lugia and one thirty tonne Snorlax. Make the thirty tonne Snorlax squish the Lugia, and you'll get a flat Lugiacake. See? Easy.
Lugia: (finally gets out from under the Snorlax) You and your dumb ideas.
Suicune: (impressed) where the heck did you get a thirty tonne Snorlax from?
Fierystreak (Narrator): from my imagination. Where else?
Suicune: oh.
(Just then a Raichu wearing a pink bikini comes out of nowhere and starts dancing around the grass area of Route 29. He then leaves as quickly as he had came.)
Suicune: (sweetdrop) what the hell was that all about?
Lugia: (shrugs) I have no idea. Come on. Let's leave Root 29.
Suicune: (puzzled) Root 29?
Lugia: (signing) can I help it if Fierystreak thinks its amusing to do crazy and insane things?
Suicune: I surpose not.
Fierystreak (Narrator): (grins evilly) how right you are.
(So, Lugia and Suicune leave Route 29 and head off to Route 30 near Cherrygrove City.)
Lugia: (to me) why did we end up here?
Fierystreak (Narrator): You know, that's a very good question.
Lugia: (signs) this is even crazier than your Raichu in a bikini idea. Are we just going to keep on walking and flying around all day?
Fierystreak (Narrator): I could turn it into night and make you walk and fly in squares.
Lugia: (sarcastically) Oh wow! It sounds like so much fun.
Fierystreak (Narrator): Cool.
(Suddenly the sun goes down and moon comes up. Lugia is flying in squares and Suicune is walking in squares.)
Lugia: (yelling) I was being sarcastic, you moron!
Fierystreak (Narrator): (looks at script) Oh, yeah. You were, too.
(It is now back to being day and Lugia and Suicune decide to stop walking.)
Suicune: (looks around) Any idea why we're stopping here, Fierystreak?
Fierystreak (Narrator): Yep. Wish I could remember what it was, through.
(Lugia and Suicune fall over anime style.)
Lugia: (gets up) are you trying to make a pointless humour fic?
Fierystreak (Narrator): (grins) Nope. I'm just wasting time, so that I can think of something really crazy.
(Lugia and Suicune groan)
Suicune: Arg! Why were we put in this fic?
Fierystreak (Narrator): (points at the title of this fic) Why do you think it's called LEGENDARY CRAZY?
Suicune: (dumbly) err, because we're Legendaries.
Lugia: (sarcastically) Oh, very good, Einstein
(Just then a black Pidgey with piercing red eyes appears.)
Black Pidgey: (in an evil voice) I am the Black Pidgey.
(Lugia steps on the Black Pidgey and the Black Pidgey is as flat as a pancake.)
Black Pidgey: (groans) now I am the Black Squished Pidgey.
(The Black Squished Pidgey walks off, but is still flat as a pancake.)
Suicune: (shaking his head in disbelief) this just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
Lugia: (glares at me) you love doing this, don't you?
Fierystreak (Narrator): (nods and grins wickedly) yep, it's Soooooooo much fun.
Lugia: (rolls his eyes) whatever. Let's just do something a little saner.
Fierystreak (Narrator): We're defiantly going to be doing something, but I wouldn't bet that it is going to be sane.
(Lugia and Suicune both let out a long groan of protest and then they calmly walk off.)
Suicune: (gives me a questioning look) any idea where we're going now?
Fierystreak (Narrator): (points to a patch of grass not far from the one they had just left.) Here we are. Short walk wasn't it?
Lugia: (looks around) why the heck did we stop here?
Fierystreak (Narrator): (looks at Lugia innocently.) oh, I don't know. Maybe its because of that fifty tonne weight that's about to fall on your head.
Lugia: (looks up and sees that I am telling the truth) Oh, crap.
(The fifty tonne weight squishes Lugia)
Fierystreak (Narrator): (whistles innocently) wow! I wonder how that got there?
Suicune: (trying to help remove the fifty tonne weight of Lugia) No prizes for guess how. (Glares at me)
Lugia: (sounding like a drunken person) did anyone catch the number of that truck? (He falls over again.)
Fierystreak (Narrator): Ding-dong the birdies dead.
(Ten minutes later the free of us are walking towards Violet City. Halfway there we come across a Rattata wearing a black suit and a red tie.)
Rattata: I am Giovanni Rattata. (Points at Fierystreak) I have come to capture your Pokemon.
Fierystreak (Narrator): Piss off! (Kicks Giovanni Rattata and sends him flying off over the horizon)
Giovanni Rattata: (as he flies towards the horizon) AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh…
Fierystreak (Narrator): (shielding my eyes to look out towards the horizon, so that I can admire my handy work) not bad. Considering that this was the first time I had done that.
Suicune: Fierystreak, I think we've had enough adventures for one day. Why don't we stop now and continue later.
Fierystreak (Narrator): (looks shocked) what? But we hardly even done anything.
Lugia: (still slightly dazed, but more better.) I've had enough of being squished for one day.
Fierystreak (Narrator): (lets out a sign of defeat) oh, all right! But I just want to do one more thing.
Suicune and Lugia: what's that?
Fierystreak (Narrator): Trust me. You don't wanna know. (I cover my eyes with my hands)
Suicune: (to Lugia) why do I have the feeling that she's right?
Lugia: (looks above them to see a two hundred tonne Steelix falling out of the sky above them) probably because this thing is going to squish us at any moment now.
(Lugia was right. They were squished by a two hundred tonne Steelix. After the Steelix land it slides of into the distance.)
Fierystreak (Narrator): (Looks down at my friends who are still squished on the ground.) Wow! You guys are really having a bad day.
Suicune and Lugia: (groans) oh, shut up.
Fierystreak (Narrator): (stands up and faces everyone who is reading this fic) ok, tell me what you think. I actually wrote half of this ages ago, and couldn't be bothered finishing it until now. This is an attempted humour, so if you don't like it, then I won't continue with it. But if you do like it, then I will continue it. I hope you like it. Please read and review. Flames welcome.
(No Pokemon where hurt in the making of this fic. Well, except for a Lugia, Suicune, Pidgey and Rattata, but that's all.)