This story is about if ALL of the previous TD contestants battled it out in Season 1. Alejandro is there, Sierra is there, The entire cast of Revenge of The Island are even there. All of them plus seven newcomers. Same Episode names, same challenges, different outcomes. All locations, challenges and characters (minus the seven newcomers) are from and belong to Total Drama. Enjoy. Oh, and be on the lookout for funny things...They say funny stuff. This is also a comedy. There is drama, romance, humor and occasionally Zeke picking his nose. He's doing it right now. Seriously, right now. Look at the bottom right part of the picture. It's gross. Zeke is gross. You know what's grosser than Zeke? Zombie Zeke, Dakotazoid and Drama Machine. If you hated those, then you don't have to worry about seeing them here. This fanfiction is taking place before all of that in an alternate Total Drama if ALL of the contestants participated. (plus seven newbies). I'm repeating myself. I'm horrible at intros. You can probably tell. So, the fanfiction? Read it, Comment on it, Love it, Marry it, Have arguments with it, Leave it, Feel bad about it and Regret it. Actually..How about just read and comment? I'll allow you to love it, if you HAVE TO. So, enjoy.
Ladies and Gentleman...and pineapples...I give you..TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND DO-OVER
(a shot of the island zooms in on the magnificent host, Chris McLean who is standing on the momentous, Dock of Shame)
Chris: Yo! We're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario, I'm your host, Chris McLean, dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television, right now! Here's the deal, forty-five campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other, then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers. (moves to Dock of Shame) Every three days, one team will win a reward, and the other two will watch one of their team members walk down the Dock of Shame, take a ride on the Boat of Losers, ha ha, and leave Total Drama Island, for good! (at campfire pit) Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week, all but one camper will receive... a marshmallow. In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune, which let's face it: they'll probably blow in a week. To survive, they'll have to battle... Black flies...(flies buzzing) Grizzley bears! ,(grizzly bear roars) Disgusting camp food!,
Grub on Plate: Hey now.
Chris: And, each other! Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of camera situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here right now on... TOTAL... DRAMA... ISLAND! (theme song plays out)
Chris: (is one Dock of Shame) It's time to meet our campers. We told them they'd all be staying at this five star resort, so if they seem a little T.O'd, that's probably why. (Boat approaches and let's off Noah and Izzy)
Chris: Welcome Noah and Izzy!
Noah: First person here? Lucky me. (goes to end of dock and reads)
Chris: Nice talking with you. (gets tackled by Izzy)
Izzy: YOU'RE DEAD! Oh wait! Wrong person! (starts laughing as Chris gets back up) I totally thought you were someone else. (keeps laughing)
Chris: Anyway...(boat arrives with Justin and Courtney) Everybody! Welcome Justin and Courtney!
Justin: Before I begin my stay, I would like to ensure that you don't have to look at me the entire competition. I know how beautiful I am but I want to make sure we all have fun...(sees Izzy) Oh no...
Izzy: YOU! (throws Justin off of dock) That's for being a liar!
Justin: I actually deserved that.
Courtney: (puts hand over Chris's mouth before he can say anything) No need for introductions. I plan to make myself quite memorable.
Noah: (not even looking up from book) How's that Sweetheart?
Courtney: Because I am going to win. (next boat arrives with Cody and Sierra)
Sierra: Thanks for letting me ride on your boat.
Cody: Well it's not my boat but, anything for a lady.
Sierra: No boy has been this nice to me. (starts to squeal)
Cody: (creeped out a little) Is that so?
Courtney: Hi! I'm Courtney! I'm a CIT!
Cody: (doesn't know what a CIT is) That's cool. I respect that. I don't judge.
Noah: Counselor In Training. Not that it matters here. (next boat arrives with Brick and B)
Chris: Welcome Brick and B! (B walks to the end of the dock, not saying a word)
Brick: Mr. McClean! SIR! (salutes)
Chris: That enthusiasm will go away soon.
Brick: What?
Chris: Nothing! Go meet your enemI mean your new friends!
Brick: (To Izzy, Courtney and Sierra) Ma'ms! Pleasure to meet you. (salutes)
Izzy: Does this mean I'm a general now! (yells at Noah) MAGGOT I COMMAND YOU TO SAVE THE PINECONES!
Noah: No thanks.
Sierra: I appreciate your flirtatious motives Brick...But I have someone else in mind for me.
Brick: I wasn't flirti(cut off by Courtney)
Courtney: So...you respect women huh?
Brick: Of course!
Courtney: (smirks) Perfect. (next boat arrives with Harold and Heather)
Heather: Ugh! Get me off of this boat. I think I'm infected with NERD!
Harold: (breaths) I didn't even touch her.
Heather: (grabs Chris) Put me on his team, and your dead! (turns to everyone else) What are you all looking at?
Courtney, Harold, Brick, Sierra, Cody, Izzy and Noah: Justin!
Heather: Whatever. You're all going down. (to Chris) CHRIS! I have some complai(next boat arrives with Dakota and Ezekiel)
Ezekiel: I swear I'll protect you from the wilderness!
Dakota: Aaawww. That's so sweet but I'll be fine. I can handle myself. I'm Dakota Milton! (hugs Ezekiel and smiles for her entourage who show up out of nowhere)
Dakota's Entourage #1: She is already being friendly!
Dakota's Entourage #2: What a doll!
Dakota's Entourage #3: Isn't she sweet?
Dakota's Entourage #1: She must win!
Dakota: Thank you! Thank you! (to campers) I hope we can all be friends. There is room in the screen for all of us! *cough* *couBack off it's minegh* *cough*.
Ezekiel: I don't know if you can defend yourself. I can help! I'm a man!
Courtney and Sierra: What's that supposed to mean?
Ezekiel: Well(is cut off by next boat arriving with Eva and Alejandro)
Chris: Welcome! Alejandro and Eva.
Alejandro: It was a pleasure riding with you Eva.
Eva: (hides a blush)
Alejandro: Hello ladies. Might I say you all look ravishing.
Dakota: Thank you! I know.
Courtney: He was talking to me!
Izzy: Says who?
Heather: Who cares?
Alejandro: That's all right. I said it to all of you. You all stole my breath away the moment I laid eyes on you all. (all girls blush)
Justin: But not as much as my breath!...(everyone looks at Justin, confused) My breath...my breath was more stolen...I...um...(slumps and walks to edge of dock next to Noah, next boat arrives with Beth and Zoey)
Beth and Zoey: Hi everybody! It's nice to meat you! I hope we can all be friends! (they look at each other, confused. everyone rushes to Zoey)
Izzy: Oh wow! I love your hair!
Sierra: Nice shoes!
Cody: Hi! I'm Cody!
Beth: Ummm Hi? I'm...anyone?...(slumps over to Alejandro)
Alejandro: Why hello there Miss. Is something bothering you.
Beth: Oh wow! You're hot!
Alejandro: Well thank you.
Beth:...
Alejandro: You can keep staring if you want.
Beth: Thank you. (next boat arrives with Mike and Linsday)
Chris: Everyone! This is Lindsay the Princess! and Mike The Mul(Mike puts his hand over Chris's mouth)
Mike: lllllllifyer! I am Mike the Mollifier. Yeah, that's what I am...heh..(everyone looks at him)
Lindsay: Hi everyone! I'm Lindsay! Are we all going to be friends?
Zoey and Beth: YES!
Lindsay: (grabs the two) YAY!
Heather: I almost feel bad I'm up against you all. This will be like taking candy from a baby.
Alejandro: Surely you must be open to having a good time?
Heather: No! (next boat arrives with Sam and Sadie)
Chris: Welcom(cut off by Sadie's cries)
Sadie: *crying* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sam: She was crying since we left. I have no idea what's going on!
Lindsay: Is she dying?
Justin: It's probably not that severe.
Alejandro: Allow me. (approaches Sadie) Hola amiga. You okay?
Sadie: (looks up at Alejandro) I am now! (hops into his arms. she's heavy)
Alejandro: Ooo...kkay...nn..ni...nice...to...mem..m..me...meet...you...!
Beth: Hey! I was looking at him!
Courtney: Looks like you're too slow.
Brick: (to Sadie) So what was wrong anyway?
Sadie: (looks out at next boat) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!(next boat arrives with Owen and Katie)
Katie: OMG SADIE!
Sadie: OMG KATIE!
Katie: I though I was going to die!
Sadie: I almost did!
Katie: I'm so sorry!
Sadie: Let's never get lost again!
Katie: Agreed! (they hug)
Dakota: I'm still here! In case you forgot.
Heather: This is pathetic!
Brick: That was beautiful (wipes away a tear)
Cody: Umm...What?
Zoey: Nobody be mean to them...unless you want to. I mean you don't have to listen to me...
Eva: We won't.
Heather: I second that. What the She'Hulk said.
Eva: (pushes Heather into water) WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Heather: UGH! MY HAIR! You'll pay for that!
Owen: HI everybody! How awesome is it to be here! SO AWESOME! WWWWWWOOOOO OOOOHHHHOOOO!
Dakota: Hi there! I'm Dakota! Dakota Milton! I'm famous and I think we would make great friends! (smiles to camera)
Cody: What up man?
Owen: Like! Everything! This is awesome! (next boat arrives with Dj and Scott)
Chris: Welcome Dj and Scott! (they talk as they walk off the boat)
Scott: And so it's best to grab them by the throat before you hang em to a tree! By the tail is the most fun.
Dj: Why would you do such a thing! To a housecat!
Scott: Relax! It's not my cat. What up losers?
Cody: Did you just call us losers?
Scott: Yeah. I did. Pick out your ears once in a while.
Sierra: (steps in front of Cody) Why don't you pick out YOUR EARS? Nobody talks to my hubby like that!?
Cody: Your what?
Owen: (to Cody) Dude! Nice!
Brick: Way to get a girlfriend!
Cody: A what?
Dj: Wow. How late am I? People are already hooking up?
Scott: After a boat ride with you. I don't think you'll need to worry about getting a girl.
Beth: HEY! That was mean!
Scott: What are you going to do about it? Call the cops?
Chris: There's no service here so that won't be possible.
Courtney: You have no connection to anyone outside of this island?
Dj: What if one of us gets hurt!?
Chris: Umm...LOOK next boat! (next boat arrives with Lightning and Dawn, Lightning jumps off of boat onto the dock)
Lightning: SHA-POW! First one on the island! ShabaBING!
Brick: That can't be right.
Courtney: You are clearly not the first.
Lindsay: Was he really?
Izzy: For real? Were you invisible? Teach me!
Lightning: I was SO the first! Lightning ALWAYS comes in first! (Lightning poses)
Dawn: Am I interupting? (Lightning poses for 10 more seconds)
Lightning: I'm done.
Dawn: Greetings everyone. I am Dawn. It's great to(cut off by Scott)
Scott: I'm having trouble caring. Shut up please!
Dawn: (closely inspects Scott) Aura is black, hue of red, and a hint of lime. You should watch your attitude. It might make you a target.
Scott: What are you talking about?
Zoey: You can read auras? (Alejandro and Mike back away) Can you read mine?
Dawn: I can read anyones. (Sadie, Katie, Owen, Dj, Cody, Brick, Zoey, Beth and Lindsay sit around Dawn, the next boat arrives with Cameron and Gwen, Gwen sees everyone getting their palm read in a circle)
Gwen: Not to be rude, but is this a hippie circle?
Cameron: What's a hippie circle? I know what a hypotenuse circle is!
Heather: It's just like that except nothing at all like that!
Gwen: Geez, leave him alone. You don't need to yell.
Heather: Am I being told what to do by some goth?
Gwen: As a matter of fact, why not? Yes you are.
Dawn: (to both of them) It's not good to pick fights this early. We have a long journey ahead of us.
Heather: Oh shut up!
Gwen: You need to chill.
Cameron: I'm just going to stand somewhere else. (Gwen and Heather continue bickering) This is crazy. I've never seen anything like this.
Dj: Really? This is just a normal teenage fight.
Scott: Do you live under a rock?
Cameron: No. I live in a bubble.
Everyone:...
Dakota: I'm still here. Just a friendly reminder.(next boat arrives with Blaineley and Trent)
Chris: Welcome! Blaineley and Trent!
Lindsay: You look old.
Blaineley: (quickly pulls out mascara and make-up) That's ridiculous. I'm 16, just like the rest of you!
Trent: (sees Heather and Gwen fighting) Hey Hey. What's going on.
Heather: Well hello. Nice to meet you.
Trent: Nice to meet you too. (to Gwen) Hey. What's up?
Gwen: Me? Umm. Nothing. Just you know (gestures to Heather) her.
Trent: No need to get upset about anything. We all cool.
Gwen: I'm cool.
Heather: Whatever! (walks away)
Gwen: Umm..Thanks.
Trent: No problem.
Chris: I think I see the next boat! (next boat arrives with Bridgette and Geoff. Bridgette and Geoff are awkwardly standing next to each other.) Dudes...you two okay.
Bridgette: We kind of stopped talking after he called me a man.
Geoff: I meant it in a cool way dude. You said you like surfing and slushies so I(Bridgette has already left Geoff to talk with the campers.) Right...Were here! PARTY! (throws a stereo onto the dock. Everyone begins dancing. Izzy is doing the rattlesnake, Sadie and Katie are doing there thing and Harold is breakdancing)
(They dance for quite a bit...the next boat arrives with just Jo)
Jo: (gets off boat. walks over to stero and prepares to smash it. Tyler flies through the air and lands on it before she can smash it.)
Geoff: WOAH! MAN!...THAT WAS AWESOME!
Owen: That deserves an appluase!
Everyone who isn't Heather, Jo, or Scott: (Appluads)
Tyler: Tthhhhh...hh...an...kk...yy...u.o..o.o..(leaps up onto his feet) Thank you all!
Jo: (pushes Tyler into water) Attention all losers. I am the driving force of this competition. I will dominate you all. I will be the winner and none of you have the potential to stop (B has fixed the radio. Everyone starts dancing again) What! No! Listen to me! AAAAUUURRRGGGHHH!
(next boat arrives with Anne Maria and Staci. Staci is passed out on the deck of the boat)
Chris: What happened to her?
Anne Maria: She winded herself yapping so much.
Harold: She smells like spray on tan.
Lindsay: Your holding spray on tan.
Izzy: The mystery unfolds.
Heather: Better mystery. Does anybody care?
Anne Maria: (sees Alejandro) Well Hello hot stuff.
Alejandro: Hola Senorita. Mmm. You smell wonderfull.
Anne Maria: Normally I'd slap a guy for smelling me.
Alejandro: (mumbles) I could smell it from 20 feet away.
Anne Maria: What was that?
Alejandro: I said, because your so great. (she blushes)
Heather: This is making me sick.
Beth: LOOK! The next boat is here! (the next boat arrives with Leshawna and Duncan)
Leshawna: He'yall what's up! Leshawna is in the house!
Lightning: Sha-who?
Leshawna: Sha-Shawna! That's who.
Lindsay: Sha-what?
Dakota: Sha-me!
Courtney: Sha-stop! I mean stop!
Harold: Wow. I never saw someone so big and loud.
Leshawna: Come again? Say WHAT!
Duncan: I'll handle this. (sneaks up on Harold and does a wicked cool trick that ends in Harold getting a wedgie) That outta do the trick.
Tyler: That had to hurt!
Harold: It does. OW! (waddles off in a wedgie)
Leshawna: (laughing) You got to teach me that!
Duncan: The Behind The Scenes Sneak Attack Wedgie Whammy. Only can be learned in Juvie.
Leshawna: I'll remeber you If I have trouble with him again.
Trent: That was crazy.
Gwen: I'll say. Thanks for driving Miss Queen of the World away.
Trent: No problem. If you need anything just ask. (she blushes)
Dakota: This is all so great. I could ju(Anne Maria pushes her down)
Anne Maria: Quit hoggin the limelight Blondie!
Dakota: I'm hurt! MEDIC!
Cody: It's just a scratch.
Dj: Are you sure? It looks like a flesh wound.
Sam: You guys just reference Morty Cobra! They actually had a video game about them. It's only exclusive of the OkayStation3.
Cody: Dude, you have an OkayStation3! I have a Zii!
Tyler: I don't play video games.
Cameron: Video games? What are those?
Sam: (stares at Cameron)
Zoey: (to Mike) Dawn said the love of my life will be REALLY animated!
Mike: Animated? This guys sounds like..uh...catch?
Zoey: I hope so!
Bridgette: Hey! Look! The next boat is here!
Chris: I say that line!...Hey! Look! The next boat is here! (the next boat arrives with newcomers Will and Felicity)
Felicity is a riled up cowgirl from Austin, Texas. She is an honest and hardworking girl. She isn't too pretty and isn't as skinny as Linsday, but not as wide as Beth. Her hair is orange and poofy. She has a western accent. She wears dirty blue overalls with an old orange shirt underneath. She kind of looks like a guy.
Will is an emo. Or at least he thinks he is. He just tends to look on the downside of everything. He is very depressed, but mainly because he makes himself depressed by just being sad. He's scrawny and he wears all black, even his hair. He wears a sweatshirt and sweatpants. His hair falls beneath his eyes and his nose. Only his mouth is visible on his face
Felicity: YYYEEEEEEEHHHAAAAA! Well hot darn! This place is a dump. That's fine with me! The worse them conditions be, the better I function. It's nice to meet you all! My name be Felicity.
Lindsay: Hi! You smell like...uh..You smell...like
Beth: PIGS! Do you live on a farm?
Felicity: I prefer to call it a ranch. I only wish I could keep working here like I do at home...Hey Chris. Will we's be working lots here?!
Chris: (snickers turns to giggles turns to laughs turns to a cackle)
Felicity: I don't know what I be taken from that...
Trent: Sooooo...
Dj: Who's your friend?
Felicty: (looks behind to see Will) Who? Him? I haven't the gosh darn, foggiest idea! He's hasen't spoken a word since ...ever.
Will: (sighs) Can I go home now?
Chris: Let me check...no.
Will: (falls flat on face) My life is over.
Felicity: AWWW Don't be like that. You'll be fine! Now get up.
Trent: Did he hurt himself?
Tyler: I've seen worse...from myself. He's fine.
Brick: Hey look!(is cut off by Chris)
Chris: Hey look! The next boat! (the next boat arrives with Shin and Vanessa)
Shin is a tough, quick thinking athlete from Japan. He has jet black hair and wears a long sleeve white shirt under his short sleeve white shirt, He also has sweatpants. He's moderately good looking but he's no Justin. He has mastered the "poker face" which is his favorite expression" He's a pretty nice guy at the core. But sometimes he can come off as aggressive.
Vanessa is that popular girl in you school. She has it all. All expect a soul. She is snobby and spoiled. She intimidates people through rumor and gossip. She is a rotten apple. Despite that, like Heather, she is beautifuly stunning. She has long flowing light brown hair and shortshorts and a shirt like Zoey's. She is under no circumstances, a nice person. If she's being nice, then be careful, she wants something only you have.
Vanessa: Ugh That boat was disgusting. I'd post it on my Chirper account but that should be considered a crime for people to even know! Ugh. That boat is a disgrace to all objects that float.
Sierra: Is it possible for you to whine any more?
Vanessa: Shut it Purple. You look like your nauseous. That hair is a crime!
Bridgette: Huh? I guess she CAN whine more.
Vanessa: Chris! Where's the spa?
Lindsay: I know right?
Felicity: She be pulling our legs, right?
Dj: How do we break it to her?
Eva: THERE IS NO STUPID SPA! WE'RE DUMPED IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
Vanessa: What! I've been cheated. Ugh! This is so dumb. How is anybody supposed to enjoy life without a SPA!
Gwen: Socializing
Harold: Martial Arts!
Duncan: Graffiti
Leshawna: Dancing
Sam: Video Games
Scott: Kitchen Rat Hunting
Dawn: Sitting among Mother Nature.
Felicity: Hassling bulls!
Vanessa: I GET IT. You're all little losers with your loser hobbies. You're so special I wish I could just give you all cookies. Too bad. Real life. Your all just dumb. (Shin has just been standing there the whole time)
Shin: Is she done, may I speak?
Vanessa: Knock yourself out twerp.
Shin: Thank you. Hello there. My name is Shin. I(cut off by Scott)
Scott: We know your name. Chris told us already, idiot.
Shin: (exchanges a venomous glare with Scott that makes Scott uneasy) As I was saying, I hope we all get to know each other, and for this competition to start.
Courtney: I know! When I win the million I'm going to buy everything I need to eliminate anything that interfere's with my successful future.
Shin: I hope your future isn't depending on winning this competition because you have forty four interferences to worry about. (gestures to all of the campers)
Courtney: (giggles) Are you expecting me to be worried?
Shin: Yes, actually.
Vanessa: (holding cell phone) No service! NO SERVICE! NO SERVICE! (screams NO as loud as she can for two whole minutes, if a jet flew by, if would'nt break THIS sound barrier)
Noah: THAT'S OKAY! EARDRUMS ARE OVERRATED ANYWAY!
Dj: WHAT?
Sam: I CAN'T HEAR!
Zoey: YOU WANT TO BORROW MY SHEERS?
Bridgette: No THANKS!
Scott: OKAY FINE! ONE GLASS!
Dawn: (slaps Scott) DON'T TALK ABOUT LESHAWNA LIKE THAT!
Harold: WHAT!
Trent: LOOK! THE NEXT BOAT!
Chris: I FEEL INCLINED TO SAY "LOOK THERE'S THE NEXT BOAT" (turns around and sees the next boat) YES! WORTH IT! (next boat arrives with Abigail and Charlotte)
Abigail labeled The Daydreamer is a sweet and sincere girl from Minnesota, she just has trouble paying attention, staying on subject, focusing, because she is a daydreamer. Abigail has a slight case of ADD. She is pretty, not beautiful and stunning, but pretty. She wears a pink sweater with a picture of a cat on it. She also wears a yellow skirt and has short brown hair.
Charlotte labeled The Civil One is a deep thinker from New York. She loves to look be polite and her best friends have always been her families butlers. She is extremely kind and is almost never caught being rude. But she also is a hopeless romantic. She is a very pretty girl. Charlotte wears her black hair in a bon and has an olive green pants that goes down to below her knees. She wears a top similar to Courtney's...but with more class.
Abigail: Hi Hi. Oh I already said Hi! Two times I said it! I do that. A lot. It's an issue. I should probably work on it. Not that I haven't been trying to break that habit for years! Wait? What am I talking about? (quickly turns to Bridgette) Oh Hi I'm Abigail, What's your name?
Bridgette: Hi. I'm Bridgette.
Abigail: And all of you because there is too many of you to remember so EVERYONE SHOUT YOUR NAME!
Noah: (apporaches everyone for the first time) No! You want to break everyone's eardrum's again!? Huh?
Abigail: (pauses) Hi, I'm Abigail. Sorry if I was tOH what book are you reading?
Noah: Huh? This? Ummm...Dusk?
Beth: I love that book. It's about vampires!
Abigail: Is it good?
Noah: It's horrible.
Leshawna: Are you being sarcastic?
Noah: No. It's actually horrible.
Charlotte: (walks onto the dock) I've never liked the works of Bethany Lyre. She always overused descriptions. Her points were always overdriven. Oh, pardon me, am I interupting?
Abigail: (has zoned out) I'm sorry I didn't hear you there was (laughs) Well there was a pelican. (points to Pelican)
Pelican: SQUACK
Chris: When did things get this ridiculous?
Charlotte: Oh, it's quite all right. Pelicans are such wonderful creatures. (Pelican gets eaten by an octopus) Umm...So are Octupi...they are quite (Octopus gets eaten by shark) As are...sharks...they're majestic..(shark gets abducted by aliens) I'm having trouble with this one.
Chris: A UFO! Did we get that on footage?
Cameraman: *shakes head*
Chris: Darn it! Well! We only have one more contestant! (Chris turns around and a golden yacht has parked in front of the dock) When di...wh...when did this get here. (Robert exits the boat)
Robert has been pampered since he was born. He has only received the best because "he is the best". Robert talks to everyone as if they are below him. Because in his mind, they are. He's not very nice. He's wearing a slick black jacket that must have been really expensive, shiny jeans and a golden watch.
Robert: I'm here for my prize. You might as well give it to me now because I don't wish to waste my time with these...vermin.
Tyler: Vermin!?
Dawn: I happen to think that vermin are adorable. (is petting a mouse)
Leshawna: You might want to eat those words or I'll shove them down your throat!
Duncan: I'll be glad to help. (to Chris) would it be illegal to burn down his fancy boat? (pulls out lighter)
Chris: Let me check. (one millisecond later) Yes. Yes it would.
Gwen: This guy is a jerk.
Trent: Yeah, I know. How much do you want to bet he goes home first?
Gwen: Why bet on it? It's gonna happen.
Robert: Did I ask you to talk? I believe not!
Duncan: You'd better shut your mouth.
Robert: I think you might want to put your smug little mouth away. To me, your all trash.
Vanessa: Whatever. I'm still more popular.
Robert: (smirks, snaps fingers, the golden yacht's deck suddenly is swarmed from teenagers inside the boat, they are all chanting Robert's name, he totally didn't pay them to do that)
Izzy: He's magic! Make me do that! I want an army!
Noah: Nobody give her an army. This guy is a ruse. (looks at Abigail) Abigail? (she is staring at the golden yacht)
Abigail: Have you ever seen something so shiny before?
Dakota: I have! My future! I'm still here by the way.
Robert: I spit on all of your futures. (the yacht drives away) You can all go back to the streets for all I care.
Lightning: Let me at him!
Eva: Not if I kill him first! (Chris steps in between Lightning, Eva and Robert)
Chris: WOAH! Hold up. No killing. It's actually something in the contracts that's one your side. Nobody dies. So...Welcome Everyone. This is everyone. Welcome to TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!
Robert: My father could buy this show if he wanted to. But it's probably not even worth his time. Bought me that yacht yesterday.
Staci: (wakes up) My third uncle twice removed invented life preservers AND flotation devices! That includes BOATS!
Anne Maria: Oh NO YOU DON'T! (starts spraying Staci in da face) NOT AFTER THREE HOURS OF YOUR BANTER! (Staci faints, Anne Maria gained 1348 exp. points. DING. Anne Maria leveled up)
Alejandro: Why don't we all move to the island now that everyone is here?
Katie: That's a great idea!
Sadie: Only a pure genius!
Beth: You say the smartest things
Lindsay: EEEeeeh! He's so hot!
Heather: Just GO!
Gwen: Geez. No need to go all Greench on us.
(Everyone goes to the Bonfire pit and sits, or stands. Chris stands in front of them all, holding three envelopes)
Chris: Welcome Everyone! To Total Drama Island. I have to say that as much as possible because it's the first episode! During this speech. Nobody interupts or they are instantly eliminated. (Abigail is watching a butterfly and doesn't hear this) This is going down in Total Drama history! Among you are your new friends for the next eight weeks. Or your enemies, alliance members, rivals, bros, sistahs, gurlfriends, soulmates or whatever. You get the point. You all have great potential. Hurrah! Anywho. This is the first season and we have a lot of campers. So! There will be THREE TEAMS OF FIFTEEN! That's right! Three teams. (Sierra raises her hand) I will answer all questions in this speech. Each team gets there own cabin, each with a side exclusive to only guys and girls. The communal washrooms are over near the dining hall. The Dining hall is where you will recieve your meals. By Chef Hatchet. You'll meet him soon. Oh, and eliminations..This is the heart breaker. Since there is so many of you, each elimination will be... A DOUBLE ELIMINATION! (all campers silently gasp) I know. Crazy right? Well we have 27 episodes and forty five of you. It works better that way. (Abigail has a question and prepares to speak. Noah sees her and clamps her mouth shut) Oh, by the way, you are all sitting at the Campfire Pit. This is where we have our eliminations. At the bonfire ceremony, everything will be explained. If you ever at some point want to go and dish out some dirt, come clean or give a shoutout back home. The confessional (points to the outhouse) is your place.
(The - stands for confessional)
-Felicity: WOOOOOOWWEEEEEE! This is amazing! I never got a camera pointed at me on the toilet before!
-Gwen: This place...it sucks. I guess getting to know people is my only option left. It's not like I'll win this.
-Owen: Yes! My first confessional! (farts) ...I really don't know what I wanted to say.
-Staci: My great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great
-Sierra: OMG I am on an island with the person I love...and forty three other strangers but STILL!
-Trent: Gwen, she's cool. I guess in a place like this she could use some help. I think we all will need it.
-Dakota: Hey there world it's ME. Dakota Milton. I'm here in the Total Drama Confessional! I know what you're all thinking. "Dakota, what amazing things will you do in this competition"? Well that's simple. I'm only in this for the fans!
-Duncan: (is carving on the wall and giggling) Hehe... I drew a(cuts to next confessional)
-Abigail: (is watching a fly buzz around the confessional, fly lands on Duncan's carving) Huh? OH! Now that's just wrong!
-Courtney: I have a whole schedule to follow. First, become leader for my team, make alliance, vote off losers, vote off winners. Destroy my alliance and get to the end...My list is longer and more complex than that, but I'll save that for later.
-Robert: You hear me Total Drama Viewers. I am going where no extremeley wealthy and good looking mastermind has gone before...Among the peasants! I will conquer them. All of them!
-Lightning: YEAH! I am first to use the confessional of the whole season! SHA-KABOOM!
Chris: So, now that that is out of the way. TEAM TIME. You will all love this. I want everyone I call to move over here (points to side of bonfire)
Cameron
Lightning
Lightning: SHA-STRIKE!
Duncan
Duncan: More like SHAnnoying
Blaineley
Felicity
Anne Maria
Robert
Duncan: Oh No! I'm not on HIS team.
Robert: It is MY team, you got that much right.
Felicity: (holds Duncan back) He's not worth it, mister.
Izzy
Mike
Dakota
Dakota: I hope we all can be best of friends!
Anne Maria: I'm having trouble already.
Leshawna
Brick
Courtney
Brick: M'am!
Courtney: Why Thank you. (smirks again)
-Courtney: This is almost too easy. He will be so easy to manipulate!
Will
Justin
Chris: You are furthermore known as (throws Harold a green banner, it's a picture of a gopher putting up it's fists)THE SCREAMING GOPHERS!
CAMERON, ROBERT, BRICK, MIKE, JUSTIN, LIGHTNING, DUNCAN, WILL
LESHAWNA, BLAINELEY, COURTNEY, IZZY, FELICITY, DAKOTA, ANNE MARIA
Will: I hate it.
Leshawna: I hate your attitude.
Robert: I hate this team!
Duncan: I really hate you.
Chris: Let's go to another team. When I call you, go over here (points to other side of bonfire)
Lindsay
Lindsay: YAY What do I win?
Eva
Lindsay: I don't like that prize!
Sam
Cody
Zoey
Trent
Gwen
Trent: Hey! Same team.
Gwen: Hey. That's cool...
Cody: Sweet. Couple of hotties already.
Dawn
Alejandro
Sadie
Sadie: OMG OMG OMG
Alejandro: It's great to be on your team as well.
-Alejandro: (Al is flipping out and cursing in Spanish)
Dj
Ezekiel
Scott
-Scott: My plan is...to win every challenge! Nifty plan huh?
B
Charlotte
-Charlotte: My team seems wonderful. I can feel that this will be momentous. We're all sane enough.
Chris: You are furthermore known as (throws Alejandro a red banner, it's a picture of a fish jumping in the air)
THE KILLER BASS
ALEJANDRO, B, DJ, EZEKIEL, CODY, TRENT, SAM, SCOTT,
DAWN, CHARLOTTE, SADIE, GWEN, EVA, ZOEY, LINDSAY
(They all look at their new team)
Alejandro: I think we are built quite well.
Zoey: You think so?
Dj: I hope so. Maybe we can be a really great team.
Lindsay: I call being the best team!
-Scott: Whe'd better be the best team.
Chris: And now for our last and final team! I'll just call your names and you stand there.
Jo
Heather
Harold
Owen
Owen: WWWOOOHHOOOOO! Look at this! We are all buddies! (grabs them all together) We are going to kick BUTT!
-Jo: I wish I could kick HIS butt.
Bridgette
Tyler
Noah
Staci
Sierra
-Sierra: At first I thought it was a cruel joke! But no. Me and my love have already been seperated. NO! (cries and pulls ice cream out of nowhere and starts eating it)
Geoff
Katie
Katie: WAIT? SADIE!?
Sadie: KATIE!
Katie: SADIE!
Chris: Moving on!
Abigail
Abigail: Umm...wait. What?
Shin
Beth
Vanessa
Chris: You are furthermore known as (throws Will a blue banner, he doesn't catch it. Geoff picks it up and unrolls a picture of a duck foaming)
THE RABID DUCKS
GEOFF, NOAH, HAROLD, OWEN, TYLER, SHIN
ABIGAIL, BRIDGETTE, SIERRA, KATIE, BETH, JO, HEATHER, STACI, VANESSA
Bridgette: I love blue! This is great.
Jo: The color doesn't make the team, Blondie!
Harold: Actually. A color can be pleasable to the eye if(cut off by Vanessa)
Vanessa: What's that. It's ME, not caring. Shut up.
-Heather: Take them all down, easy. Put up with them all, Not so much.
Owen: This will be awesome!
Chris: Now that you have your teams! Go unpack in your cabins. Meet at the dining hall in 20 minutes! (everyone walks to their bunks)
Abigail: Hey Noah! Why did you clamp my mouth shut? What's the big idea.
Noah: You didn't hear? Chris was going to eliminated you if you talked.
Abigail: For real!? Wow..Thanks. If you hadn't had done that, I would have been eliminated.
Noah: (thinks for a second. face palms himself)
-Noah: Darn it. That could have been one less person to compete against.
-Abigail: Wow. My Mom was wrong. The people here are really nice. I hope everyone is like that!
-Killer Bass Boy's Side- (Trent, Ezekiel and Alejandro are standing in bunk. B is on a ladder in the middle of the bunk. He is fidgeting with the ceiling)
Alejandro: You guys can choose any bunk you want.
Trent: Gee! Thanks Man. Uh your name?
Alejandro: Call me Alejandro (shakes hands with Trent. All of a sudden the cabin is filled with a cool breeze)
Trent: Aaaww man. What is that?
B: (steps down from ladder and gestures upward, everyone looks up to see a fan)
Alejandro: Did you build that? That's pretty cool.
Ezekiel: Of course it's cool! It's a fan!
-Screaming Gophers Boy's Side- (Will is asleep on the ground and Mike is standing off to the side trying not to get people's attention)
Lightning: I want that bunk! (grabs Cameron's bunk)
Cameron: This is my bunk.
Lightning: SHHHHHAAAAAA-FLING (throws Cameron off of bed)
Duncan: (laughs) Nice! In a cabin like this, get used to stuff like that pipsqueak.
Cameron: Thanks for the notice.
-Killer Bass Girls Side- (Dawn is meditating out on the porch while Gwen and Eva are unpacking)
Gwen: Where are all of the other girls?
Eva: They're at the bathroom.
Gwen: All of them?
Dawn: Some of the arrival boat's didn't have bathrooms. The poor souls.
-Outside Communal Washroom- (Some of the guys are waiting for some of the girls to "freshen up". Justin, Sam, Brick, Cody, Harold, Owen, Dj, Tyler, Shin and Geoff are all in line waiting for all of the girls to finish)
Scott: (walks up) You guys are still waiting for the bathroom? There IS a forest for a reason.
Dawn: (from far away) Your reason is FALSE!
Dj: What is taking so long?
Sam: Did anybody hear that? I think my bladder just exploded.
Owen: (farts) AAARRRRRUUUGGGHHH MY BLADDER!
Cody: You only farted.
Owen: Oh...I'm okay!
Inside Communal Washroom: (It all started with Zoey, Dakota, Lindsay, Charlotte, Vanessa, Leshawna, Sadie, Katie, and Heather. They were all minding there own business. Somebody accidently grabbed somebody else's toilettries. Event's lead to other events and now every girl in the washroom is in an insane fight.
Charlotte: Let's end this okay! Everyone sto(sprayed in face by Anne Maria, Anne Maria is hit with toilet seat by Dakota)
Dakota: (turns to camera) Well HI viewers! It's me! Dako(slide tackled by Leshawna)
Leshawna: Oops! My bad! (Izzy runs in even though she had no part in this)
Izzy: A FIGHT! COOL! (tackles Zoey)
-Outside Communal Washroom- (All the guys are listening to what's going on.)
Brick: I've heard the sounds of a practice war. It was nothing compared to this.
Sam: Are they killing each other?
Shin: I think I just heard someone bite something.
Vanessa: (from inside) GET OFF OF MY LEG YOU MONSTER! (Izzy's laugh is highly audible)
Robert: (approaches the washroom) What are you hobos standing outside for?
Dj: The girls are taking forever...and we're not hobos.
Robert: You're all being childish. (walks to the washroom door) Ladies! I need to use the restroom! All of you leave and let me in! (fighting hasn't even stopped. They either didn't hear or didn't care) You all are being difficult! I'm coming in!
Everyone Waiting In Line: (all gasp and back away. Robert enters the washroom. Everything is silent for a minute, even campers who are unpacking are coming out to watch and listen)
Sierra: About 13, or 14 pissed off teenage girls...He's going to die.
Beth: He's not nice..but that's almost worse than drowning!
(The communal washroom erupts into yells/screams and sounds of fists colliding with a face. Robert is thrown out minutes later, he looks awful)
Tyler:...I vow that none of us feel sorry for him.
Everyone minus Robert: Yeah / I agree / sure / he had it coming.
Robert: Uuughhf...d..d..s...
Chris on Loudspeaker: ATTENTION ALL CAMPERS! MEET AT THE DINING HALL IN EXACTLY FIVE MINUTES! THANK YOU. (five minutes later, everyone is at the dining hall)
-Dining Hall-
Chef: Listen up. I serve it three times a day and you will eat it three times a day. So grab your tray, get your food and sit your butts down now! (everyone gets their trays, grabs their food, and sit their butts down at their team's tables)
-Rabid Ducks Table-
Beth: (to Heather) What happened?
Heather: None of your beeswax. Let's just say a certain flower girl won't ever touch my stuff again.
-Heather: At least from that fight I got to see who means business (glares) and who I can easily wipe out.
Abigail: Oh my gosh! My sister is so protective of her stuff as well! She's always saying to me(cut off by Heather)
Heather: Shut up.
Abigail: Well, yeah. Sometimes she says that.
Vanessa: Hi guys! (sits down) Oh! And Katie. Tell your pudgie friend that if she ever touches my eyeliner again, to ask you to dig her grave ahead of time.
Katie: (gasps) That totally hurt our feelings.
-Sadie: I feel insulted...Someone insulted Katie! It's my BFFFL sense!
-Screaming Gophers Table-
Blaineley: Umm Felicity? Is that your name? You smell like a dog.
Duncan: Coming from the lady that looks like she's 45.
Blaineley: (slams fist on table) I'm 16!
Leshawna: We don't need an answer from you. Anyways. Now to a bigger problem. (everyone turns to Robert)
Anne Maria: If you ever do that again. You WILL die.
Leshawna: By the time we were done. I though he actually was dead.
Robert: You two shall be the first I eliminate! I have control over this game! Remember! My parents are paying the producers as we speak.
Felicity: If you just said that on T.V then would'nt everyone know that that's your plan?
Robert: My parents can sue anyone who tries to stop me. I can leave you all on the streets. If you weren't there already.
Justin: It's not just me. We all want him gone right?
Duncan: No duh.
-Killer Bass Table-
Alejandro: To us! A great team with Strength! (looks to Eva and Dj) Smarts! (looks to Cody and B) Beauty! (looks to Lindsay and Zoey) and other wonderous qualities that can't even sum up how great this team is. Together, nothing will stop us! To the Killer Bass!
Killer Bass: To the Killer Bass!
Trent: (to Gwen) So...this team doesn't seem too bad now does it?
Gwen: I guess not. (Sees Scott sniffing his armpit) I'm still judging.
Sadie: Guys. Can I go say Hi to Katie?
Eva: NO!
-Katie & Sadie: Sadie: Oh My Gosh! I can't believe we're meeting in the confessional! Katie: It's so sneaky, yet fun. I love being quiet. Both: EEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Zoey: Hey Dawn! Got anything else on my special person?
Dawn: I try not to do too many readings on one person. I wouldn't want you relying on me. Just be yourself.
Zoey: Myself. Okay. I...we're friends right?
Dawn: Of course (Zoey squeals and hugs Dawn) I got a friend!
-Zoey: Oh my gosh. Imagine if everyone here became my friend! I would like be so popular. I always thought that being popular was like, something you can't reach or get a hold of. Like good cinematic qualities in the Dusk series movies.
Chris: Everyone! It's time for your first challenge!
Will: Can it be over now?
Dj: It hasn't even start.
Jo: Ha! Wimp!
Shin: Enough with the insults already.
Lightning: Enough with the chit-chat! I want to rock this challenge! (shot of1000, foot cliff) Sha-***