AN: Here it is, my newest abomination! This story is just what the fan fiction 'Living the Dream' by "kickass222urmom" would be like with my character 'Sin' so let's do this [These brackets will be Bard] (These brackets will be Break) Italics will be Border Italics and Bold will be Dawn {This will be Vantas (my character)} {and this will be Lance}
I am floating, an empty void, why did this happen? The world. MY world. Has ended, and I can't say it was wrong; we have destroyed that promise land.
"I wish there were such a thing as a perfect world." I had said into the empty, meaningless void. My answer was a father-like voice booming into my ears, as if someone was screaming into my ear, but it sounded very… resonant, like it was coming from everywhere.
"That can be arranged, my child." The voice boomed, it was obvious who it was, but I couldn't believe it, it was
"God…" I whispered, it was the only thing going through my mind, I was in Purgatory, and this was God I was talking to… I was talking to the creator, MY creator.
"Yes, I am, now, my son, would you like to go to a perfect world?" THE God was asking me a question that would alter my life as if he were asking if I wanted a beer, how could he be so nonchalant about this! This was it, I was done.
"Yes, I would, but I want to ask some questions about a certain form I want when I go." I said, I was going to do something I have wanted to do for a long time!
"Alright my child, what would you like your form to be?" It sounded like… Was God, THE God… Stifling laughter?
"Do you know what 'Eldritch Abomination' means?" I asked, all laughter and happiness gone from my voice.
"W-w-what? Yes, I know what that is." He yelled, he was obviously questioning what I was asking
"Well I want to be one, I want you to make me able to change my form into anything, I won't be susceptible to ANY sickness! This will be fun!" I screeched with enthusiasm, I knew I could become a male version of 'Double' from Skull Girls!
"You won't 'fit in' though! You won't have a normal life! Why would you want that?" He asked, actually scared for my wellbeing, well that's a surprise! He was acting like a… Father…
"I don't need to 'fit in' though! I'm fine with not 'fitting in' I never 'fit in'…! … … … Oh and God, one last thing, can you give me the power to see my consciences again, that'd be swell." I asked calmly and politely.
"Sure, my child, I can arrange that, also, you may want to know this, you'll be in a world of talking ponies." He said while I was leaving, chortling at last.
"WHAT!" I screeched at the top of my lungs "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!" I was going to the realm of My Little Pony, which one, I wasn't sure… Ooh, I hope I get sent to that 'Living the Dream' fan fiction, if I do, I will have to go straight to Lance, and find out where that nice guy, Tovy, lives.
Only then had I realized I was hurtling towards the ground, a cone forming around me, "Whelp, best turn into a Pegasus!" I screamed at last, a little to late, I might add, I might be undying; because I'm an Eldritch Abomination, but that doesn't stop the absolutely EXCRUCIATING pain you feel when you survive a three thousand-foot drop!
"!" I screamed, rattling the dense forest I had landed next to. The last thing I saw was a yellow and pink blur rushing up to me.
AN: Give me criticism on it, no need to be mean, but I want to know how I did, also, an Eldritch Abomination:
(this is probably going to be copy/pasted on from Wikipedia, just saying) Eldritch Abominations are a form of inhuman character, threat, or plot device, depending on just how inhuman they are. As a trope, they most commonly occur in the Cosmic Horror subgenre. Exactly what constitutes an Eldritch Abomination varies from critter to critter and setting to setting, but that indefinable, indescribable, unpronounceable nature is a good place to start. Eldritch Abominations aren't native to here, at least not if here is any place that normal folks (or humanity itself) belong. Most importantly, they are rare or unique. If an Eldritch Abomination becomes commonplace, then the concept has lost something - it's not just the Monster of the Week or a random Dungeon Denizen, it's mind-wrenching horror from beyond. Pure living Nightmare Fuel.
List of traits many Eldritch Abominations share:
Tentacles, lots of tentacles
Mismatched amalgamation of different species
Draconic, squamous, reptilian, often winged
Batrachian, amphibian, slick and slimy, bulging and inflating
Molluscoid, octopoidal, (did I mention "Tentacles, lots of tentacles"?)
Arthropodal, insectoid, crustacean, possibly with pincers or eye-stalks
Osteicthyean, piscene, possibly with bulging fish eyes or heaving gills
Indistinct, undulating, or ever changing.
Non-euclidean, possibly a result of higher dimensionality. See Alien Geometries.
So bizarre it drives you mad just to look upon it. See Go Mad From The Revelation
Alien and unearthly.
Mentally alien, not driven by understandable terrestrial motives.
Physically alien, it doesn't fit anywhere in our taxonomic tables.
Not even based on folklore, it's just a random assemblage of weirdness.
Resides (or is imprisoned) Beneath the Earth or at the Bottom of the Sea.
Worshiped, summoned, or called by evil cultists.
Slimy. May leave a trail of residue or mucous.
Tentacles, lots of tentacles.
Immensely huge.
Ranges from a just bulkier than a man, up to the size of a planet (or maybe larger)
What you thought at first was it's whole body, was later revealed to be a single limb.
What seemed a serpentine head is really just a finger. A finger with a mouth and eyes, but still…
Extra or misplaced facial features. Too many eyes. Mouths in all the wrong places, etc.
Distinct odor, which serves as a clue it was here, or as a brief foreshadowing just before it eats you.
Bizarre abstract technology, math, and/or magic that our puny human brains can't understand.
Tentacles, lots of tentacles
This comes from The Arcana Wiki.