I do not hate Okami. Making fun of stuff is how I show my love for it. Like this.
Oh, and there is one character in here that that belongs to me. All the others belong to Capcom,
the creators of Okami.
Strom47 a.k.a The story teller: Hello everyone!
Welcome to Strom47's totally stupid Okami parody! Let us introduce the characters!
Ruluna (Random wolf who was hit with the reflector Sakuya tried throwing at the statue of Amaterasu the sun goddess but missed and got turned into a goddess)
Sakuya (Dumb Tree sprite, I love Sakuya,
but I made her an idiot so it'd be funnier)
Issun (Perverted Bug)
The thirteen brush gods (They're freaking gods,
what else do I have to say?)
Susano (Fat weirdo who thinks he is god or something)
Orochi (Badass eight headed serpent)
Kushi (Sake brewer, shes dumb too, but I love her too)
Mr. and Mrs. Orange (Weird smelling old people)
Mushi (Little brat)
Mushi's mama (Fat bitch)
Strom47: And those are all the characters who will be in this chapter!
You're also thinking "W-wheres Ammy?" WELL SHE DIED!
MWAHAHA! Just kidding,
she stayed a statue. You'll figure out why,
actually you pretty much did...well lets get to the story!
Chapter one: The epic fail
There is a gray she wolf with white markings walking around Shinshu field.
Rulana: *Thinking* Ugh! There is no deer around this pathetic excuse of a field!
More like a hell hole if you ask me! Whats it name again?
Oh yeah, Shinshu field. *Looks around* Huh? Look! There's something fat running towards the Moon Cave!
Maybe its a deer! *Chases after fat thing*
-In the Moon Cave-
?: So this is the place where my ancestor dude slayed that serpent dude, Orochi.
Well, whatever, I don't care. Oh, whats this thing?
*Walks up to middle of cave where a huge blue sword is sitting* Oh this is...uh...?
Story writer: Sorry dude, I can't remember the name of the sword.
?: Well...shit. Whatever! *Pulls sword out of ground*
I'm gonna call the sword Bob then!
Story writer: Whatever, fat ass.
?: What did you just call me? My name is Susano!
The greatest warrior that ever lived you bitch!
Story writer: You better not call me that or I'll delete you from the story!
Susano: No! Please! If I get deleted my mom will ground me!
And then she'll make me brush her teeth!
Story writer: Whats so wrong with that?
Oh yeah, I forgot, shes your mom.
Susano: Yes I know! Please don't delete me!
*Turns around and notices eight serpent heads eating popcorn and watching the arguement*
Susano: Hey! When the hell did you guys get here?
Serpent heads: We're Orochi, and we got here about five minutes ago when you pulled Bob out of the ground.
Susano: Orochi? Gah! Run! *Runs away like a tard*
Orochi: Whats his problem?
Other Orochi head: Don't ask me! Ask the story writer! She made him retarded! Not like he wasn't retarded in the first place...
Story writer: I thought it would be funny! This is an Okami parody after all!
Orochi: Okami parody? What the fuck is that? And why is everyone swearing?
Story writer: I find swearing funny, and just shut the hell up.
Teehee, I said hell.
Orochi: This chick is retarded...
-Back at Shinshu field-
Ruluna: Almost there! *Susano runs out and bumps into her,
knocking her to the ground* Hey! Thats animal abuse ya' big dumbass! *Rulana looks at the Moon Cave and sees black shadows covering the lake and Shinshu field* Holy crap! *Rulana runs to Kamiki village and takes shelter by the Konohana tree*
Crap! What am I gonna do? *All of a sudden a beautiful yet stupid tree sprite appears*
?: Oh like, noes and stuff! That Orochi asshole like, came back and crap! Its up to me, Sakuya, to...bring back Amaterasu the sun goddess so she can save the land of Nippon and stuff!
*Takes out a freaking 5,000 pound shield and throws it at a statue of Amaterasu, who is the legendary wolf, Shiranui who fought along side the legendary warrior Nagi and slayed Orochi, reborn,
but misses and hits Ruluna in the head with it. But it bounces off of her head and lands on her back* Oh no! I'm like, so freaking sorry wolfie!
Ruluna:... *Is unconsious*
Sakuya: Oh no and stuff! I like, totally think shes dead!
Wait, what the? Theres something in my kimino!
*Shakes around and a little person falls out*
OMG! Its you again you little perverted bug!
?: I'm not a pervert, and I'm not a bug! I'm Issun!
The traveling artist!
Sakuya *Is painting her nails* Um...like, whatever.
Issun: You don't believe me? Well here is proof!
*Throws a picture of p0rn*
Sakuya: What the like, fuck?
Issun: Uh, wrong picture.
*Grabs p0rn pic and throws it away and takes another picture of out Sakuya*
Sakuya: Like, omg, why did you draw me like, naked and stuff?
Issun: Because I'm a pervert! *Stares at picture and smiles like a perv*
Ruluna: *Flash of white light surrounds her* The fuck...?
*Sees a flaming shield on her back*
AHHHH! ITS ON FIRE! GET IT OFF! *Runs around screaming like a maniac*
Sakuya: Like, calm down and stuff, for some reason it can't burn you.
Ruluna: Then why do I look like that goddess Amaterasu?
And why can I talk?
Sakuya: Because I like, threw the flaming shield of death on you.
It like, gives you god powers and stuff. Right now you don't have any powers though, but you can look for them! And you have to cut down that peach! It has the town in it! Like, bye and stuff!
*Disappears in a puff of pink smoke*
Ruluna: *Now looks like Amaterasu only is gray where Ammy was white and is white where Ammy's red markings are, and has a black tipped tail* Holy Shit! Why do I look like this? And what am I supposed to cut that peach down with?
Issun: How should I know, furball? Well, I guess I'll stick with you.
Ruluna: Great, I've been turned into a copy of Amaterasu, have no powers, and now I have to travel with a perverted bug. My life is just a big epic fail.
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So how was that? Was it ok for my first story on here? The next chapter is called "The river of retards". See ya!