Maximum Ride / CHERUB Fan Fiction

CHERUB meets Maximum Ride

1. Mr Large

"Right you little pieces of flying scum." Screamed Mr Large, "Round the assault course twice! No cheating, no flying and no chickening out!"

"Who is this idiot?" I whispered to Fang.

"Hurmph" said Fang.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY PUMPKIN!!!!!!!" shouted Large with flecks of saliva on the edge of his mouth.

"Um…." Said Fang.

"Twenty press-ups NOW scum!" yelled Large.

Angel stood up. I wondered what was up with her. Oh yes I remember. The day before Gazzy had almost blown up Zac Efron. She was still in a mood. Today we were at Cherub campus visiting a mate of Ella's. For some reason Angel agreed to us doing some physical training tests in case we wanted to join Cherub.

"Sir." Said Angel in her baby voice with Bambi eyes. "Do I have to do this?"

You could tell she was controlling his mind. Mr Large smiled fondly at her.

"Of course not poppet. You can go back to your room and have a hot bath."

"Thanks Sir!" she said chipperly.

She looked over her shoulder and smirked at us.

"See ya Max!"

I groaned. She could have got us out of it. After her hot bath she was probably going to come and laugh at us. Fang had just finished his press-ups.

"What you waiting for RUN!" screeched Large.

"Brill!" sighed Gazzy, "So much for sisters."

I managed to get up the ramp on the assault course. It was slippery and my hands stuck. I stood up and looked over the edge. It was a muddy, cold lake. I took a deep breath and dived in using my wings to slow me. The cold water hit me like a shock. So much for supernatural super freak. I sighed and started swimming. I had just crossed the lake when I looked up and saw Mr Large standing over me. I struggled out of the water but Large held me down.

"NO USING YOUR WINGS!!!!!!!" He yelled, covering me with spit. I wiped my face. How had he known? I looked round the training compound. Looking up, I saw a small silver box with a lens following my movement. CCTV, or as those computer nerd people say "Close Circuit Television". He thought of every way to make us suffer. I was going to go back and blow fire in his face, but I didn't want to hurt Ella.

I put some effort into pushing Mr Large over. I hadn't shown him exactly what I could do. He roared as he toppled over. I smirked.

"Sorry Sir!" I grinned and then ran as fast as I could.

He stood up and grabbed his head. Fang was waiting for me at the standpipe.

"He is such an idiot!" He laughed. "What's up with Angel?"

I sighed. Why doesn't the world get Angel?

"Where are Gazzy and Nudge and Iggy?" Instead of answering I asked my own question.

"They went to apologize to Angel."

"Oh…"

"Well while they are gone…." I said and reached up to kiss him.

He kissed me back, and then I heard a shout in the distance.

"MOVE YOUR TITCHY BUTTS!!!!!!"

I sighed and went back to kissing Fang.

By April Selby and Penny Bielckus

DISCLAIMER – (Unfortunately) Neither of us own any of the rights or characters of Maximum Ride or CHERUB. Dang it.

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