Flapjack's Happy Fluffy Army Poodle

Chapter One: The Acorn

Flapjack- "Oh boy, Kn'uckles! It's my birthday! I'm gonna go give that killer whale over there a big hug!" *Hugs giant killer whale*

Kn'uckles- "I hope he gets eaten alive......"

*Bubby flies overhead carrying a pink box for Flpajack*

Bubby- "Flapjack, honey, I got you a present!"

Flapjack-*From inside Killer whale's mouth.* (What fun....) "Bubby! I can see it's uvula!"

*Stormalong harbor gets very quiet*

Kn'uckles- Flapjack, I think you you just made a gay baby be born..." *baby crying in the distance*

Bubby- "Now Kn'uckles that may be correct but you don't scare my baby like that!"

Flapjack- "No, Bubby! Another bundle of joy has arrived!"

*Stormalong is quiet once again*

Bubby- "Now, child stop the awkward silences!"

*Random choir sings the word "awkward"*

*Stormalong gets quiet yet AGAIN.....*

This continued for awhile...and even I am not sure how one person could cause so many awkward silences....

Kn'uckles- "Okay...uh...how about we give this little....thing...it's birthday present."

*Bubby hands Flapjack a box.*

Flapjack- "Oh boy Bubby! A box!

*Stormalong harbor heads toward another awkward silence......YET AGAIN*

"NO MORE SILENCE OR ILL BLOW YER TOES OFF!!!!!"

Everyone turned toward the voice.

"Don't ye be looking in meh direction! Open yer present, little one."

Flapjack opened his present, only to have and Acorn staring back at him with round, anxious eyes. It spoke:

"BeeBopBooBeep," the acorn said.

Flapjack- "Bubby, I love my wonderful talking acorn!

Kn'uckles- I think it be a hobo...or maybe...uhhh...a stalker.

*Acorn bites Kn'uckles*

OKAY ENOUGH OF YER LOVE FEST, IM HERE TO SHOVE BOMBS DOWN YER THROAT. WHERE BE THE ONE CALLED FLAPJACK?

The mysterious voice called again.

Everyone turned, only to see a fluffy, cute poodle staring in their direction with a cold and dark expression.

Flapjack- "It's a se monkey!"

Little did Flapjack know...it was know sea monkey that searched for him. It was a hard core army trained poodle....who wanted nothing more than to make him lick cow....OH MUST I REALLY FINISH THAT SENTENCE?!?!?!?1

Oh, what horrors awaited the gang.....