It was a normal day in the black order, as far as normal goes. Komui was complaining about work, Rever was trying to shut him up, Lenalee was passing out coffee, and Allen was eating as much as 20 starving men. All of a sudden, a loud scream was heard through out the castle. The cause of it, you of course.
"Lavvvviiii, heeeeellllpppp mmmmeeee!" you yelled for dear life. You tackled the defenseless bunny to the ground and hid behind him. "Whoa, whoa what's wrong (Name)-chan?" he questioned.
"Yu is trying to kill me," you spoke softly behind him. He grinned and asked what you did before you could run off again. You hesitated, "Well...I kinda broke Mugen." Silence interrupted till the bunny gained the courage to speak again, "(Name), that's a taboo. Did you want to die?"
"I'm sorry! I got really bored and snuck into his room to play a prank on him. Then I saw Mugen just sitting there. I don't know what I was thinking, just don't let him kill me!" you went back to hiding. Suddenly, the hallway started to tremble. Along came Kanda Yu with a wooden sword and devil horns (just kidding). He went up to Lavi, "Hey, Baka-usagi, where's that idiot?"
"Who? You mean Allen or Komui?" Lavi tried staying calm.
"Don't play dumb with me, I mean (Name)." Insert steam coming out of his ears here.
"Oh her, I think she went out on a mission with Lenalee. Try talking to her tomorrow." Kanda gave Lavi a strange look before going to Komui to fix his sword. You gave a deep sigh before coming out of your hiding spot. "Thanks Lavi!"
"No problem, but why were you playing Mugen again?"
"Well, I once tried on Lenalee's boots and toyed with Allen's arm and nearly pulled it off. I had never got to play with yours or Kanda's Innocence before, so I thought 'Hey maybe he won't mind'. Somehow I ended up hitting a wall with it and that how it broke"*
Lavi chuckled and whispered in your ear, "If you wanted to see my hammer, you could have just asked~"
*IT'S THAT WEAK, ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Something random because I started reading DGM again.