Blue Moon
Don't own Twilight (I wish!), Bella, Edward etc.
I was 55.0012 percent sure I was crazy. The reasons were,
I was standing in bright moon light, oh wait that's the sun, never mind.
My grandma Marie was gazing fondly at me.
Why is #2 crazy you ask? Well, Grandma Marie hates me w/ a passion, and plus, shes dead.
Grams hadn't changed much, (besides the smile) same cold blue eyes, starch white hair, and same hard muscles beneath her red workout shirt ( Grams thoroughly believed in spanking). I was about to ask why she was smiling, when Edward called,
"Bella, dearest, who is she?"
"Oh Edsie darling, her name is Bella too. (whispering) Don't you think you should put your shirt on? We don't want to spill our little secret do we?" I was surprised to her Grams say.
"B-but, Edward," I stammered, "I'm your Bella" OK now I'm sure that I'm either crazy, or in a dream, cuz 1. I NEVER stammer, and 2. I would have just kicked Grams' if she said anything like that to Edward, not talk.
"Oh dear, you must be confused. This is Edward, my boy-er- Grandson." Grams said. That's it. I'm waking up or breaking Grams face.
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