~Blind Date~

Summary: Sanosuke and Megumi make Kenshin to go on a blind date. They also make Kaoru to go on a blind date. (K+K have never met) When they try to escape, they're caught and then are kept as hostages. (What nice hostesses)

disclaimer: Me: I own THE WHOLE WORLD but not Rurouni Kenshin. What kind of person am I... not owning RK.......... audience: A DORK! Me: shut up. I know that.

I'm just starting out a new fic since I'm never good with finishing my other ones. Oops. Me bad.

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"Come ON Kenshin! Don't be a baby! LET. GO. OF. THE. POLE." Sanosuke said, grunting, trying to make Kenshin let go of the pole. Even if he was strong, he still had trouble trying to make the red-haired rurouni loose his grip.

"Sanosuke, please! I'm begging you. Dooon't maaake meee gooo!!!!" Kenshin pleaded for his life. All of his other blind dates went horrible.

*flashback*

"Come here, SWEEEETTTTIIIEEEE!!!!!" A plump 60 year old woman with wrinkles, running after Kenshin. "I want to give you some more KISSES!" Bright red lipstick was smeared all over the poor man running for his life. 'She can RUN for an old lady.'

"Come Heeeeeerrrrrreeeee!!!" She almost caught up to him. "LEEEEAAAVVVEEE MMEEEE AAALLLONNNNEE!!! PLEEEEAAASSSEEEE!!!" He begged.

*end of flashback*

"It be that bad. Remember that sunny person?" Sanosuke asked while taking a rest from all of that pulling.

*flashback*

"And THIS is a Butterfly Jump. (Grunt)" A woman wrestler with blond hair and clear blue eyes (and lots of muscles) was showing a demonstration of her wrestling tricks on Kenshin. "Oh ya, this is a headlock."

After that, Kenshin fell to the floor and couldn't move because he was bruised in every part of his body. "T-that was great. How about we go now?" he squeaked as he saw her punching her other hand.

"And my absolute favorite one is the Body Slam...." She had an evil look with lightning flashing in the black background.

"(Gulp) Help me Kami-sama...."

He was in the hospital with bandages all over his body for two weeks. Poor poor Kenshin.

*end of flashback*

As they both remembered that, they both sweat dropped (anime style). "Never mind. Think about that Sakura girl. She wasn't that bad. Now was she?" They both remembered her....

*flashback*

"Let the games begin..." A beautiful light headed brunette was holding a long whip in her hands.

Kenshin ran for his life.

*end of flasback*

"Come on Kenshin. This one will be different. Better! I swear. Now come on. NOW!" Sanosuke was getting tired of it all. He thinks he has found a the perfect woman for Kenshin with the help of Megumi. He wanted to pay back Kenshin for making him meet Megumi.

"-sigh- Okay. I'll go. -sigh-" Kenshin finally let his grip go of the pole and followed Sanosuke through the streets of Tokyo.

'Good. I'm not letting this one go. She has to be the one for Kenshin.' Sanosuke grinned inwardly at his plan.

A/N Well...? What do you think? Send me a review!

I think this fic will only be 2 or even 3 short chaps long..... My head can't take any more. I think.