Disclaimer: I don't own Hannah Montana.
Author's note: 100 % alternate universe. Miley and Lilly don't know each other. Miley was never Hannah Montana and Lilly is a famous matchmaker. Both Miley and Lilly are 35 years old. Enjoy!
Lilly, the matchmaker!
Miley Ray Stewart enter the office for Lilly Truscott's matchmaking-company 'The Red Rose' in Malibu.
"Hi, is Lilly here?" says Miley to the girl at the front-desk.
"Sorry, miss Truscott is not here!" says the girl, who seem to be named Jasmine. At least that's the name on her name-badge.
"Okey! I'll be back later then..." says Miley, who is about to leave.
"No, wait! You can wait for her over here!" says Jasmine.
"Nice!" says Miley.
Jasmine leads Miley into a small white room. There's a round little table and four chairs.
Miley take a seat in one of the chairs.
"You may wait here, miss...?" says Jasmine.
"Stewart! Miley Ray Stewart!" says Miley.
A few minutes later a tall guy with long dark-brown hair and a nice tan enter the room. He's wearing dark jeans and a black sleeve-less shirt.
"Hi! Are you here to see Lilly too?" says Miley.
"No, I work here!" says the guy with a smile. "My name's Armando."
The guy's mexican accent make Miley's heart go crazy, but she manage to hide it so Armando doesn't notice.
"I'm Miley!" says Miley.
"Nice to meet you, Miley!" says Armando.
"Do ya know where Lilly is?" says Miley.
"She's off on another Paula Martinez's romantic emergency-things...again!" says Armando.
"Wow! For a 'foxy cutie' that Martinez-girl sure goes through 'em!" says Miley. "So, when's Lilly gonna be back?"
"With Paula...hard to say! Two weeks from now? Maybe never!" says Armando.
"So you're in charge here while Lilly's away?" says Miley.
"Pretty much, but while she's away I got more time to work on my muscles!" says Armando as he does some strange macho-pose.
"Nice touch ya got, but I wanna know exactly when Lilly's gonna come back." says Miley.
"I'll call her!" says Armando as he pull out his cell phone.
"Hi, this is Lilly!"
"Lilly! It's me, Armando!"
"Is there a problem?"
"No! Just wanna know when you'll be back."
"We've run into a little bit of a road-block here, if you know what I mean, but I'm gonna try to be back by the end of the week."
"Okey! See ya!"
"Yeah! Bye!"
"Bye, Lilly!"
"What did she say?" says Miley.
"That she'd try to be back by the end of the week." says Armando.
"Paula's gotta have major problems over in New York!" says Miley.
"Doesn't she always? Last year Paula called, sayin' she had a 'minor issue' that had to be taken care of. Lilly was gone for two months!" says Armando.
"Wow! Seems like Paula has some bad luck with men!" says Miley.
"Yeah! Sometimes it's like Lilly's spending more time at Paula's place than she do here at the office." says Armando.
"See ya! I'll be back Friday to see Lilly! If she's back..." says Miley.
"Okey! Bye!" says Armando.
The End.