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Kingdom Titans

Chapter 1
Awakening

This takes place a couple years after Teen Titans and the Thousand Year Door which means they already went through season 5 and the Tokyo movie.

Beast Boy seems to be drifting down into dark waters, as his voice echoes in his mind.

'I've been having, these weird thoughts lately. Like, is any of this for real, or not? … And why does this sound so familiar?'

BB seems to be falling faster, until he opens his eyes. He's standing knee deep in the ocean surrounding Titans Tower. But his face contorts into surprise and then to anger as he sees who's in front of him. The Brain. He runs to him in anger ready to attack.

You're kidding me, to many things lately.
You're all I need, oh o, you smiled at me, and said:

BB suddenly stops in surprise as the water from beneath him is drawn out into a large wave behind Brain. In a flash he is gone, just before the wave crashes and sweeps BB off of his feet. He looks ahead after spinning to see the Brain again, and so BB turns into a green swordfish, but couldn't fight the current and was swept away.

Don't get me wrong, I love you.
But does that mean I have to meet, your father?
When we are older you'll understand, what I meant when I said "No,
I don't think, life is quite that simple.

BB submerges to the surface as a human. He sputtered some water out of his mouth and looked around looking for Brain. He turns to see the other Titans on the shore of the Tower Island waving for his attention. BB smiles, forgetting already about Brain, and swims onto shore to his friends who enjoyed the moment in their own way. That was of course until Starfire saw something in the sky and pointed to it. They followed her gaze and were amazed at what they saw.

When you walk away,
You don't hear me say
"Please, oh baby, don't go".
Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight.
It's hard to let it go.
Hold me, whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on.
Regardless of warnings, the future doesn't scare me at all.
Nothing's like before.

Across the evening sky were blue shooting stars, but caught all their attention was not a comet, but a person falling from the sky. It was Beast Boy himself. Our BB was so shocked at this that he didn't notice the water spreading beneath his feet until he fell backwards into the water. The other Titans saw this and all reached to grab him, but he was already under the surface that was like a glass floor for the others. BB silently noted to himself that for that brief moment he see up the girls' clothes for a moment before he shook the idea from his head. Now he falling through the air before the area flashed around him in a big light.

Hold me, whatever lies beyond this morning
Is a little later on.
Regardless of warnings, the future doesn't scare me at all.
Nothing's like before.

Thus this brings Beast Boy back to where we began. Falling into dark abyss like waters. BB struggled for a moment before he realized that he was still breathing air. His falling slows until his feet land on what appears to be black sand-like ground. He looks out into the never-ending black abyss surrounding him. He takes one step forward and a light flashes. Doves appear to awake and fly off by a ripple effect of the step. A lone feather from a bird landed on his nose so he blows it off.

He looks down to see the leaving birds revealed some kind of glass stained floor. The image was a perfect life like picture of he and the Titans. He could've sworn this seemed familiar. Not the picture, but this whole thing… dreams… thing. That's when the disembodied voice spoke. Yay for disembodied voices! They shall rule the world!

"So much to do, so little time."

Beast Boy looked around in shock at this voice.

"Take your time. Don't be afraid. The door is still shut. Now step forward. Can you do it?"

BB continued to look around. "Ah, dude? Are you the voice the guys use for movie trailers?"

"…Ah… no."

"Oh. Okay. … Are you Sean Connery?"

"No! Why does everyone think I'm Sean Connery? Does anybody even know who he is? How do you even know who he is?"

Beast Boy just rapidly and suspiciously shifts his eyes in every way. "Uh, no reason."

"Ugh. Nonetheless, power sleeps within you. If you give it form, it will give you strength. Choose well."

By then, three pedestals arose near BB. One was a gleaming sword with a yellow hilt. On the hilt was a red circle and in that was what seemed like a black PDA. The next to appear was a black shield with red outline and a red Alpha symbol in the middle. And finally the last was to arise, but it caught BB off guard when he saw it. It was a green staff with yellow ends, and at the top of the ends was the large jewel of this scepter. But what was odd was what it was shaped like. It was a crystal blue, and the absolute perfect replica of the head of Chuck Norris. … Yes Chuck Norris.

BB's eyebrow raised. "Uh… dude? What's with the guy's head?"

"Well you see when this story was made, it was designed to have as little Disney references as possible. So he decided to do the head of Chuck Norris since he couldn't come up with anything else."

"Uh, who's 'he'? And what story?"

If the disembodied voice were physical, he would've sweatdropped at his slight blunder.

"You heard nothing!" he shouted as the pedestals sank into the glass floor. Now you know the saying of never throwing stones in a glass home? The same applies to a glass floor. The only footing BB had fell apart piece by piece and soon he was falling and screaming. Then his brain kicked in.

"Wait a minute, duh! I'll just change into a bird!"

He focused on doing just that. It wasn't anything new, it was the same as ever with his powers. It's what actually happened that is to be mentioned here. Instead of a hawk like BB wanted, he changed into a giraffe! When the now giraffe Beast Boy noticed this, he screamed (as best to his ability as a giraffe,) until he arrived on another glass floor. He transformed back into human as he moaned in pain.

He looked around at his new destination to see that not much had changed. The only difference was the new floor image. Now it seemed to be just Beast Boy from the side as the glass him was crouching and looking out at something. But behind the glass BB in an almost spirit like manner was the Beast matching his pose. BB looked up into the empty void again.

"Hey! Sean!" he shouted to the voice, "Why aren't my powers working?"

"So you can learn how to truly fight here. And stop calling me Sean" the voice answered.

Suddenly a light glowed in BB's right hand. The light dimmed and BB sweatdropped. Now in his hand was the Chuck Norris staff. Yay Chuck Norris! He swung it a couple of times to get the feel of it. He guessed it was mainly used to cast magic, but it could also suffice as a club.

"You have now gained the power to fight. Use this power to protect yourself and others. Now, there will be times you will have to fight like this. Always keep your light burning strong."

Soon little shadow figures started to appear on the floor and arise. These are known as Shadows. And if you don't know what these are, then you probably have arrived to this story by pure accident. About five appeared as BB stood surprised and scared as he steadied the staff in his hand. He decided to call the voice (not known as Sean)'s bluff and change into a hawk again. But true to the voice's word, it didn't work. Now we got one scared puppy BB staring into the five pairs of creepy yellow eyes of the humanoid yet bug like creatures as their antennae's twitched.

BB turned again into human with an intense look as he held the staff in his hand. There was a standoff and not a creature moved. Ironically enough western music played for a moment as tumbleweed rolled past between the ends. Then a Shadow leaped to attack. BB then swung the staff in instinct and hit the bug away like a baseball. The Shadow fell to the floor where it was destroyed into a black mist. The other Shadows saw this and stared in amazement. That was all the cover BB needed to slam the rest of them till they became no more. He laughed a bit before doing a little victory dance. He didn't even see the shadow Shadow appearing behind him.

"Look out!" the voice alerted. BB looked back. The Shadow leaped and scratched him on the shoulder. He grabbed it for a moment in pain as about ten more appeared. BB decided not to waste a moment as he leaped forward and clobbered them all. He turned after his attack to see that there were about two Shadows left. They sunk into the ground and they spread like a dark veil. BB gasped in fright as the darkness pooled around his feet.

"Uh, dude? Sean? I think I liked the breaking glass thing more than -!"

That was all he could say before the darkness dragged him down. BB screamed and scrambled on the new glass floor that he was brought to, still thinking he surrounded by the unnatural darkness. He opened his eyes to see that it wasn't so. He got up to see the new floor.

Just like the two before, they were stained glass. But this image was unlike any other. And the sight of it alone was enough to make him smile. It was an exact replica of the photo they took at the end of their adventure in Rougeport. There were the Titans, standing on the single dock of the harbor. With were all their friends from the adventure. Goombella, Koops, Madame Flurrie, Admiral Bobbery, the elusive thief Ms. Mowz, Mario, Princess Peach, Professor Frankly, Vivian, and even the Hive trio of Jinx, Mammoth, and Gizmo (who had accidentally got caught up in the ride.).

But there was one final person that BB would never forget. It was just a newborn baby Yoshi, green in color with orange pants and those red spike things that he slicked into a Mohawk fashion. His full name was Beast Boy Jr., but everyone just called him Junior. The day he was born with the help of BB, they became the perfect father and son. BB traced his gloved hand over the image. He wondered what he was doing right now. As he arose, the voice chose to speak again.

"During your battles your path was evaluated. Your adventure begins and sunset. Thought the trail is dark and rough, a bright future awaits you. But don't be afraid. The day you open the door is both far off and very near. But either way the shadows won't wait."

As if on cue, more Shadows appeared from the ground. BB readied the staff again since this was beginning to become routine. Every time one would leap for an attack, he'd just dodge, knock it away or volley it like a tennis ball. He wasn't even fazed by the time he slain them all. Except for the Chuck Norris head. That's still creepy.

He looks to the side where stain glass stairs appear. He could already tell that this was going to become climatic. He cautiously went up the stairs until he stopped in the middle. What was he doing? He didn't even hear where these steps are leading him. He turned ready to go down, and miraculously caught his foot before it went down. The steps that he already took were no longer there. They probably disappeared one after the other behind him. Seeing how there's no other choice he turned back around and continued back up the stairs.

He arrived at another floor with a new image. But this one confused him the most. Instead of an intricate design involving something he knows about, it was a design of multiple creatures that made for a path to what looked like a throne. He looks up a bit to see a ray of light and starts to walk to it.

"Be careful," the voice warns, "the closer you are to the light, the greater your shadow becomes."

BB's eyebrow comes up in confusion. He turns around to see that his shadow had greatly stretched from BB being so close to the light. But then the impossible happened. His shadow arose and transformed! It grew to at least three times his size. Long strands of what could be described as hair seemed to wrap around the head so that only the same yellow eyes could be seen. Not to mention that in the chest and the end reaching down to the joints of its stubby legs was complete hole in the shape of a heart. This monster is known as Darkside.

Well this alone was enough to send BB screaming and run off. That is of course until he nearly falls over the edge of the crystal floor. He turns around to see the beast ready for attack.

"But don't be afraid," the voice reassures. "And don't forget…"

"… Don't forget what?" BB shouted to the air as he clenched the staff in his hand. He looked up at the monster towering before him. "Don't be afraid. Right. Just what is he thinking?"

The beast made the first move by gathering some kind of energy around its right fist. It swung back and threw it into the ground. BB leapt up and away so as to avoid the punch and resulting shock wave. He then rushes towards the hand that had stayed still on the floor. He began to whack it like crazy hoping to finish it off quickly. But soon the hand drew back.

The creature then got on its knees, gathering the same energy into the hole. Then he released three shots of the dark energy. BB saw this and readied the staff for oncoming shots. As soon as they came close enough, he swatted them away causing each to disappear in a puff of purple smoke.

Darkside slowly got up, drawing energy into his hand as he did so. Darkside threw the punch, but instead of it just landing on the floor, it sunk into the floor causing some kind of pool of darkness to form around the fist. And from that pool, Shadows started to arise. BB knew that this couldn't last long for him. He decided to take a drastic measure. He jumped onto Darkside's hand as it was raised form the ground.

Hanging from the thing's fist, the Shadows below could only watch as the little changeling started to scale the black behemoth. Darkside repeatedly tried to reach the little green pest. Beast Boy however continued to scurry about on his head by its hairs, occasionally striking the beast. Soon the monster was beginning to stagger, and BB saw this. He swung down with the staff's pointed end and stabbed it into the thing's eye. BB then leaped off after that.

The beast howled in what could be assumed as a scream of pain. It started sink into a pool of darkness that began to blanket the floor. And since BB had leaped off without the staff, (HOW DARE HE ABANDON CHUCK NORRIS!) he could do nothing in his defense. He stepped back till he was back on the edge. The darkness started to drag a panicking Beast Boy into the darkness as the voice spoke again.

"But don't be afraid. You hold the mightiest weapon of all. So don't forget, you'll be the one to balance the shadows and lights."

It was the last thing BB heard before he was dragged into the shadows and his vision became obscured.

BB wakes up screaming. Now this would be understandable considering the recent event, but since he was again on the top bunk of his bead, his scream soon was followed a sharp yelp of pain. He looked down to his digital clock that was flashing 7:48 in bright red light. He sighed and leapt down to the floor. He turned to window and threw open the window. He looks at the perfect view of Jump City. Everything seemed right, but then why did he feel like something real bad was about to happen? He sighed again as he looked up to the sky. But then his eyes shot wide. Right there, in plain view of anyone to see, was the stars on the perfect blue and bright sky. Now that's something you don't see everyday. Knowing that all the others would be awake by now, he ran off to the kitchen to see if the others already noticed.

The game has begun.

When there's trouble you know who to call. Teen Titans!
From their tower they can see it all, Teen Titans!
When there's evil on the attack,
You can rest assured they got your back.
Cause when the world needs heroes on patrol, Teen Titans go!

With their superpowers they unite. Teen Titans!
Never met a villain that they like. Teen Titans!
They got the bad guys on the run.
They'll never stop till the job gets done.
Cause when the world is losing all control, Teen Titans go!

1 2 3 4 Go! Teen Titans!

Author's note!

Hello everyone! How are ya doing? So, yeah, not the best or original beginning, but rest assured! You see it starts similar to a parody, but then it snowballs out of control! And don't go asking about Chuck Norris or Sean Connery. If you don't know them, I won't tell you. Now I must warn you, at times there will be songs, random jokes, and an appearance of my beta tester Koran Toa of Sound. You see he's a good friend of mine and he was a great help. The least I could do was put him in my story. But don't worry for he won't play too big a part. Though his OC's will make common appearances. Finally, before you all hunt me down and exorcist me, I will restart Teen Titans and the Thousand Year Door after I'm done with this story! Besides, you won't need to know too much for this. See ya!

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