Hey everybody! I decided to make a new story, mostly comedy so I hope you enjoy!!

Three ninja are jumping through the streets, we see now that they are Kakashi Hatake, Naruto Uzumaki and Sakura Haruno.

"Hey, Sakura, are you sure you wanna do this? I've seen the Real World before and I don't think you would be able to control your anger," says Naruto.

"I think I am able to hold my own Naruto! (Inner Sakura:As if you ever could! CHA!)"

"Now, now you two. I think Sakura proves a good point though Naruto," pointed out Kakashi.

"Eh, whatever," Naruto brushed the situation away.

"Good luck, Sakura-"

"Yeah don't get laughed at!" added Naruto, who thought it was very funny at the time.

With that, Kakashi dragged himself and Naruto back to Konoha.

"Now where's this 'Inuyasha' I'm supposed to meet?" she asked herself. Just then, she saw a big blob floating through the sky. At first, she thought it was a cloud, but realized that clouds did not look that ugly-

"Yeah, that's what I thought! See I told you Tifa!"

"Told me what? You're still emo."

"Aw, man. Where did you put my razors?" --Back with the story--

She saw a man in red jump off of the balloon-like thing that seemingly talked. The guy was talking to this puffy animal and then all of a sudden it flew away, leaving the man in the red suit standing by himself.

"Well, that must be him," she thought to herself. She made her way over to the mysterious man. "Hi, you must be Inuyasha."

"Who's asking?" he said.

"Okay," she thought to herself again, "this guy has an attitude."

"Hi, my name is Sakura. So you're one of the roommates in the house then right?" she asked.

"Why? Are you going there too or are you just a fan who wants an autograph and somehow found out where I would be, if so, move along, I don't have what you call a 'pen'," He responded. Sakra sighed and the conversation lasted as long as it took him to realize that she was apart of the house.

--Meanwhile, somewhere else in the city--

A solemn-looking young man is sitting on a bench playing the cello. Someone walks by and throws a nickel into the cello case sitting at his side. The young man throws it back at the guy, "You can't buy anything with a nickel nowadays, stupid!" AAAAH!!!" The man started to run as if his life depended on it.

"Weirdo," replies the young man with the long hair.

A little boy with a little red coat shows up next to a man in armor. (Possibly his father? Taking his son out for a stroll?)

"I am not a little boy! You callin' me so small that I walk under a closed door?!"

"Brother..."

Wait, you guys are brothers, huh? Wow, so who's this cute little guy?

XD

-----------This intermission is brought to you by Neji's Cinnamon Toast Crunch-----------

"Can you see the difference of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?"

"Is it an inevitable fate?"

"No! There cinnamon-y swirls in every bite!"

"No, I consulted my Byakugan, and according to me, it has an inevitable fate."

"To be eaten?"

"No."

Well let's go back to the story shall we?

-----------intermission over---------------

*Ahem. Now where was I? Oh....

This 'man in a red coat' would happen to be the great and powerful Edward Elric...do I have to say it like this? Well, alright....

Ed walks up to the cello-playing man (and if you haven't figured it out yet, it's Haji).

"Who's this bum?" Ed says to Al.

"I don't think it's very nice of you to call him a bum, Ed," warns a cautious Al.

"Eh, I'm sure he knows it. It's true so why can't I call him so?"

Haji gives Edward a dirty stare and stops playing his cello.

"What? Did you want some money or something?"

The next thing that happened, happened so fast that Edward didn't know what hit him. He was just laying on the ground, in a daze, as the mysterious Haji walked away.

"What's his problem anyway?" said Ed.

"Well you better get going I think that he's supposed to be with you in that house thing," said Al.

"Yeah right. If I follow him he might lead me to a dark alley and kill me or something."

"I would do it if I were you. I think I see Hughes just around the corner, escape while you can."

"Yeah, you're right. But wait, where'd he go? Al? Not you too!"

Ed was supposed to follow Haji but now he's left all alone without a clue as to where he's supposed to go....

"Okay Tohru, we have all your bags here. I hope they're not too heavy for you," said Shigure.

"No, they're fine. I can carry them." She tried but just could not.

"I hope you have someone strong to carry those bags for you, sigh, no not you Kyo, you can't go with her you know."

"I wasn't going to."

"Good luck Ms. Honda," said Yuki.

"Thank you, I hope being away won't be too much trouble."

"No, of course not. Yuki and Kyo can stand some chores for once in their lives but about food, it looks like we'll have to be ordering out a lot. Sigh. I wonder what I'll eat while you're away."

"It's not like it will kill you to learn how to cook," said Kyo.

"Speak for yourself, Kyo, you're no Emeril."

"Hey!"

"Well, we better get out of your hair, Tohru. Our best wishes!" said Yuki as he walked toward Kyo and Shigure and dragged them both back to the car. They waved as they left, and she waved back. She waited for about half an hour before the person she was supposed to meet showed up.

"It'll be fine Captain. Don't worry," said a scantily dressed Rangiku Matsumoto.

"I'm not worrying," said Hitsugaya.

"No, really, I'll be fine."

"I said I'm not worrying!"

"Well yeesh sorry," she said, "If you need any help just tell me I'll be able to help you out."

"Just go, Rangiku."

"Okay bye! Have fun without me!" ("Too bad you won't" she said under her breath.)

She seen Tohru sitting alone, waiting for the roommate.

"Wow! I can't believe it's you, you're just too cute!"

When Tohru looked up, it was too late, Rangiku was already charging. Rangiku grabbed Tohru and hugged her tight.

"You're almost cuter than Orihime. I love these ribbons!"

"Thank you!" said Tohru, so happy to see someone else happy. "You're my roommate right?"

"Of course! If your roommate's name is Rangiku Matsumoto."

"It is. Wow, you're so beautiful!"

"Well, not really," she turned away acting shy.

"Yes, really."

"You are just so cute, we have to be friends okay? Friends?"

"Sure!" Tohru was ecstatic to see someone with such energy want to be her friend. It was the energy of Momiji but with less clothing and huge breasts.

They walked to the house together. Both of them chattering excitedly.

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It's a plane, it's a bird, IT'S- a spaceship coming from outer space. No really, it is. Faye Valentine walks out of the ship and grabs some suitcases-fancy suitcases- and sets them down.

"Alright, Edward," said Faye, "we're here now get out."

Edward the Radical, whoops I mean Radical Edward, jumps out of the ship and onto the ground so- ungracefully.

"Quit foolin' around Ed and grab your bags so you can look for whoever you're supposed to look for."

"Okay sista!" said Ed enthusiastically.

"Whatever, I gotta go."

"Wait, can't Ed say goodbye?"

"Alright go ahead."

"Goodbye Stein. I hope those mean people feed you this time Ed is gone. Take care of Stein's self, 'kay?"

"You mean to tell me that you were saying goodbye to the dog?"

Ed was already walking away in a daydream.

"Hey! You forgot your bags!" Faye threw the suitcases at Ed, before she took off into the sky.

Ed dragged the expensive suitcases and sat down on a bench to talk and walk with the pigeons that were by the fountain. She stared in awe and didn't notice the person walking around in the same area. It was a young man, probably in his early twenties, looking at the notebook he was carrying for a long time. He seemed to be talking to someone, but to normal people, it seemed he was just talking to himself, since he thought he was alone. Ed noticed the guy and in her sly ways, she walked up toward him. (By now you should know that this is Light Yagami from Deathnote and Ryuk does not warn him about her approaching because he wants to see Light surprised.

"Hay-lo! Watcha doin'?" Ed asked.

"Wha-! Oh, who are you?"

"I am Edward the Great and I have come to take over your planet," she said in her peculiar way.

"And people thought I was crazy," Light said to Ryuk.

"Who are you talking to? And people said Ed was crazy," she said to herself, "Watcha readin'?"

"It's nothing," he put the book away," you must be going to the house right? The one we're supposed to live in for six months?"

"Nope."

"Oh, then I must have the wrong person. Excuse me," Light turned away looking for other people but no one was present.

Hours had passed and still no one but this-person- remained. It was getting dark when he decided to ask again.

"Are you sure you're not going to that house?"

"Yep."

"Then where are you headed?"

"To that house over there."

"That's the house I was pointing at."

"Oh, no, no, no, you meant that house right? Your finger was pointed that way not that way."

"This person is frustrating," Light thought to himself. Ryuk was puzzled by the way she thought about things.

"So shall we get going?" said Light.

"I'm waiting for someone with the name of a light."

"Is his name, Light?"

"No. His name is like a light. But I can't remember what it was."

"I think you mean Light."

"Hm, I don't think I do."

"Well my name is Light so maybe we have just missed each other is all. Your name is Edward right?"

"Yeah. How do you know Edward's name?"

"Um, we were supposed to know the names so we can meet them. So why don't you stop talking like that Edward. I don't think boys are supposed to talk like that."

"But Edward isn't a boy."

"What? Are you sure? I don't think you're sure of yourself, sadly."

"No. Edward knows that Edward is a womanly thing."

"'A womanly thing'? So you're a girl?"

"Yes. Edward is a girl."

"Well, maybe we should get going to the house before dark then huh?"

"Where?"

Light became annoyed and grabbed Edward's bags with her dragging herself behind him.

Edward Elric had just found the house with no Haji to be found.

"Dammit!" he said as he stood outside the house. "Hello?"