One suprisingly bright afternoon...

A G8 meeting was being held...

And it was louder than usual...

-...Shut up, you bloody frog!-England yelled in rage, as he tried to hit France with a chair which he evaded. That dimwit Frechman! How dare he make fun of him!-You are not bloody better than me, in any way or form!

-Keep telling youself that, Angleterre~-France sing-sang, with some mocking tone in his voice. Angleterre was so fun to tease~-Everyone already knows that you are the black sheep of Europe that no one...~

Suddenly England punched France in the face...

And a fight between the two of them has started...

-...Stupid westenders...-China said in annoyance, as he tried to ignore the noise around him. So loud and annoying! No respect for their elders! If he wasn't such a responsible and wise nation, he would have hit them on the head with his wok!-...Yelling and fighing for no reason and making me have a bad headache!

-China, dude!-America yelled in surprise, as he noticed China sitting at the table. -What are you doing here? You are not a part of the G8, right?!

-I "asked" little Kitay to come.-Russia said, in amusement and slight annoyance. Dumb Amerika...-There is no problem with that, isn't that right?

Then...

Everything turned dark...

-...V-Ve! G-Germania! I-I am scared!-Italy cried in fright, as he began clutching on Germany's arm. It was so dark! And so scary!-W-What happened? W-why is it suddenly so dark? A-are we going to die?!

-Ciao, my weaker half~-2P Italy said in an amused voice, as he suddenly appeared out of nowhere and was licking a bloodied knife. Really, such a cowardy display by someone with the same face as him...He wanted to break down the muto mingherlino~-A nice place we have here, isn't it?

-V-ve! I-it's another me!-Italy cried even more, as he was latching even harder on Germany's arm.-A-and I am scary! S-so very scary!

-"Scared shitless" already?-2P Italy said mockingly, as he observed Italy's actions. He was going to have so much fun breaking the idiota piece by piece~-You really are extremely weak and annoying.

-Why did you bring us here?-Germany asked in a suspicious and serious tone, as he tried to ignore the last 2P Italy's comment.-What do you want from us?

-Nothing much, Allemagne.-2P France said in a bored tone, as he suddenly appeared out of nowhere. So useless...-We just want to "play" a game with you.

-What kind of "game" are you pranning to "pray"...?-Japan asked in a serious and suspicious voice, as he walked to Germany's and Italy's side.

-A survival game.-2P Russia explained, as he appeared out of nowhere.-A game where you are required to move around in groups of two or three.

-In this game we are the hunters and you are the hunted~-2P America said in an evil tone, as he appeared out of nowhere. As it should have always been! It was going to be so fun to murder them all~-You have to fight and beat us if you want to survive!

-The only way for you to go back here, is by a portal I am going to install in a secret location~-2P England sing sang in happiness, as he appeared out of nowhere and tried to grope 2P France.-Which you would probably never reach, since we would murder all of you before you even start searching for it~

-After you are dead, we will go to your world and take your place.-2P Germany said in a serious and slightly uncaring voice, as he appeared out of nowhere.

-Then we are going to fucking invade your fucking world!-2P Japan yelled in annoyance, as he appeared out of nowhere.-Full of fucking pussies! All of it!

-We will fill the world in meth!-2P China yelled in happiness, as he appeared out of nowhere.-Meth and drugs! Lot's of them! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

There was silence for a few seconds...

As the 1P nations were pondering about what they had just heard...

-I am already itching to beat the shit out of those fucking pussies!-2P Canada yelled in rage, as he appeared out of nowhere and took out his bloodied and nail protruded bat, that was not really his but Alex's, though he didn't give a damn about ever returning it. -When can we fucking start with the massacre?!

There was silence for a few seconds...

-...Anyway, play nice and try not to bore us too much, or we would have to make some more "interesting" rules for you all~-2P England said in amusement and slight malice, as his eyes started shinning with a strange light and a magical circle appeared under his feet.-...Game start~