Hey guys! Thank you all who reviewed birthday wishes and dressing disasters! I really appreciate it :D Here's a little humor story for y'all and please review and tell my what you thought about it, Kay?

Disclaimer: I will only say this once: I do not own FF or Square Enix. Yet.

Warning: Heed the rating. Hehe.

Cloud was suddenly pulled from his peaceful slumber violently: it felt like he was going through a seizure.

" The fu-" he landed, quite harshly, on his stomach, before he could finish the sentence.

" We do not speak horrid words in the presence of the Goddess," a calm, drawling voice said behind him. Cloud stood up and brushed himself off, only to find that he was, in fact, naked. Blushing, his hands moved down to cover himself. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw an auburn haired man with his arms outstretched as if to push something. Well... That explained his fall. A giggle behind him made him turn, and almost immediately he regretted it. Tifa Lockheart, the love of his life and best friend, was currently waving and laughing at him. His red cheeks darkened even more, and instead he busied himself with looking around. Behind him was Genesis, Mr Pushy Man. There was Tifa standing with Aerith and giggling. Another thing he noticed was that while everyone was bare, the girls had a white mist wrapped around their bodies.

" And The purest of beauties are hidden away..." Cloud rolled his eyes at Genesis' comment. Over 50 years in the Lifestream had taught him that Genesis was a poetry fanatic extreme. What exactly was the point of talking in riddles? 50 years... A thought suddenly hit him. Right over the head. HE WAS YOUNG AGAIN! Looking around again he realized that he wasn't the only one. He saw a bare Zack amble over to a pretty woman with curly orange-brown hair. He made his way over, his hands still covering his front until he realized the did absolutely nothing for his behind. Giving up he walked over.

"Heeeeey, Cissnei. How've you been?" he asked flirtatiously. She grinned, seeming completely unaffected by his... Nakedness.

" Not my real name, Zack," she teased. He only laughed jovially then caught sight of Cloud.

"Whooo! Cloudy! Long time no see," he clapped his shoulder. In the Lifestream, you would be in the form of a soul, and you can hear voices but not see forms. He opened his mouth to reply but was cut off by a serene, musical voice.

"Welcome, Warriors. I'm glad you all made it," The Goddess informed.

"As if we had a damn choice! Where's my tea?" Cid grumbled. Genesis cuffed him across the head. The women in the room looked genuinely interested, while Sephiroth was crying over his mother. Zack was quietly giggling behind his hand as he roughly pulled on Angeal's hair. Reno looked bored, and Rude... well he really couldn't tell what Rude was doing behind his shades. The others were either zoned out or actually paying attention. Feeling a soft hand on his shoulder, he turned his head to see his foster son, Denzel, about 19 years old.

"Hey, Dad," he said quietly. Cloud nodded at him and pressed a finger to his lips, motioning to the Goddess. Vincent was off in a far corner of ... well he was just further off than anyone else. Barret, for once, was quiet, while a grown up Marlene was giggling with Yuffie. The Goddess cleared her throat.

"As I was saying, Welcome. Let's get straight down to business," she ordered, taking on a commanding tone.

"So much for the pleasantries," Cloud heard Sephiroth grumble.

"The Planet has agreed to give you all a second chance at life."There were cheers following this statement, but Cloud remained silent. Vincent voiced his thoughts.

"What's the catch?" he asked, shifting slightly. The Goddess smiled.

"You are smart. There is but one small, tiny little catch: You will all go with opposite persona's than what you have now." Silence met this statement. Then,

"WHAT?!"

Cloud nearly clapped his hands over his ears to dull the sound. The Goddess frowned.

"What children," she muttered."Think this through carefully. I will send a guide for you, for there a battle to be fought. One much larger than anything before. You will all go into the battle as one strong, united team."

"The gift of the Goddess," Genesis said quietly. The Goddess beamed at him, and without warning, a white mist enveloped them, and the Goddess began fading away.

"WAIT!That's it?" Cloud yelled, on the verge of panicking. Such less information?

Don't panic, don't panic!

"Oh, and one more thing! You won't remember anything about each other, or your past life!" Were the Goddess' last words.

So much for not panicking.

AN- You're officially awesome if you review :D I kid, you probably already are.