Driving Miss Kitty
"Well, the girls are out. Finally." Scott breathed as Madame Hydra did the dishes
"Good." Madame Hydra answered
"So…wanna do some poker?" Scott asked with a goofy smile before Bobby entered
"Hey! What's all this about you hustling my wife?" Bobby joked, guffawing loudly
"Oh Robert, you're such a card." Madame Hydra giggled as Bobby caressed her
"What can I say, he's a full deck." Scott joked, making all three crack up
"SCRREECH!" the brakes on the X-Car squealed
"Get away from me, you lunatic!" Kitty growled, holding the door as Logan tried to barge in, slamming constantly
"What the? We're in here! OCCUPIED!" Jean shouted, covering her ears in annoyance
"What's going on?" Madame Hydra asked
"Big-shot Wolverine here wants to give me a ticket." Kitty grunted as Logan heaved the door open before crashing on the porcelain table
"I'm not cleaning that up." Ororo muttered, observing the porcelain mess
"Look Half Pint, I don't want to, I have to." Logan grouched as Kitty paced on the carpet
"End of the freakin month, and he's got a quota." Kitty grumbled as Logan glared at her
"You…hit my….motorcycle." Logan grouched, slowing his speech for emphasis as the X-Gang stared at Kitty with wide eyes
"I'm your daughter! I don't care if I even hurt a guy! You're supposed to look somewhere else?" Kitty argued before turning to the guys "Right?"
"Kitty…whatever you do, I do look somewhere else." Scott politely answered as Rogue shook her head muttering
"I cant look somewhere else anymore! You drive like a maniac!" Logan debated as Kitty approached him with a knife
"Logan, how did Kitty hit your motorcycle?" Madame Hydra asked calmly, relieving Kitty of her opposed knife weapon and placed it on the cupboard
"Evan comes by to get me, and Half Pint backs out the garage without looking." Logan answered, his voice cracking-along with his mind
"So what? The motorbike shouldn't have been there!" Kitty snorted
"On the street?" Logan asked incredulously as Scott had a goofy grin while listening to this
"Call it a hit and run! Say you never saw the guy!" Kitty blubbered as Scott's grin grew larger
"I can't lie on a SHIELD report." Logan answered firmly
"Why the heck not?" Kitty asked
"Because I have a moral code as a SHIELD agent, and I nearly got caught lying for you the last time!" Logan snapped
"Was this the time Scott knocked your motorbike over while drunk?" Kitty asked rhetorically as Scott's eyes bugged out on mention
"LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS!" Scott barked, cackling maniacally sounding a lot like Mark Hamill from Batman
"Cool it Scott!" Logan barked before turning to Kitty "Now lemme see your license."
"Sorry Gramps, I'm fighting this." Kitty retorted
"There is black and orange on the end of your car." Logan argued
"I HIT A TIGER!" Kitty screamed hysterically
Logan glared at Kitty for a few seconds before snapping and hollering "I'M WRITING THE TICKET!" as Scott rolled on the floor, laughing madly
"That's Pryde. P-R-Y-D-E. As in having some proudness for yourself!" Kitty emphasized as Logan wrote the ticket, grumbling incoherently under his breath
"By the way…I hope you have something else to drive. Because if you take my car, I'm gonna have you arrested for grand theft auto!" Kitty barked before heading out to the soda bar, slamming the door
Logan scoffed before turning to a particularly confused Madame Hydra, a perplexed Jean and Rogue, a discombobulated Bobby…and a particularly amused Scott
"Does that couch pull out?" Logan asked before the X-Gang burst into laughter