Axis Powers Hetalia: Romania!
Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia, but I do have Romania in mind as a crazy guy who likes to pull jokes and make people run away screaming from his house and office in the anime.
Cast:
Axis Powers: Italy, Japan, Germany
Allies: America, England, France, Russia
Random: Sealand, Canada
Gaining an ally: Romania
America: We must get the alliance with Romania! Who is in?
(No one raises a hand)
France: England, I would rather we didn't ask Romania to join us…he's…um…well…
America: Then who shall go into the office and speak with him!
Everyone: NO WAY!
(Meanwhile Italy)
Germany: We need another ally to help us, let's ask Romania!
Japan: …Ro-Roman…ia
Italy: OK! (smiles stupidly and walks toward Romania's house)
Germany: The idiot actually bought it.
Japan: What?
Germany: Everyone knows that Romania is a Vampire.
Italy: Hallo? (knocks on the door and it opens slowly) Hallo?
Germany: Doesn't he know vampires only come out during the night?
Romania: (whispering) You'd think that wouldn't you? Vampires can move during the….(everyone jumps as he smiles)
Germany: You were there the whole time….
Romania: Da (Romanian for yes) (nods his head) Now dat you voke me up, can I drink your blood now? (yawns showing fangs)
(Germany grabs Italy and takes off running, Japan is standing there, looking at Romania)
Japan: huh? (Looks at Romania)
Romania: BOO!
(Japan blinks and just follows suit)
(Now that Axis is running in terror it's the allies turn to talk to Romania)
America: Now…who shall we elect to go talk to Romania….I elect someone else!
Canada: (waits for his turn and raises his hand) I will do it…
America: We need someone who can stand up and not be afraid of losing some blood.
Canada: ME
England: Then we shall elect someone who is not that smart!
Canada: (arm is getting tired) ME
France: Who indeed would be so brave to go into his office
Russia: I can do it. (stands up and smiles) What's wrong with some spiders?
(Everyone follows behind Russia as he walks down the hall toward the office that is Romania's. He smiles walking up and knocking on the door, it opens slowly)
Russia: (walks in) Hello, Romania?
Romania: MOOOOAAAAANNN (holding up a skeleton, but no one can see him, he's wearing a black cape and looks like a vampire)
(Everyone but Russia runs away screaming)
Everyone, minus Russia: ZOMBIES!
Russia: Zombie?
Romania: MMMMOOOOOAAAAANNNNN
Russia: I didn't know cows made that noise.
Romania: MMMMMMOOOOOOAAAAAAANNNNNNN
(Russia blinks and then walks up to turn on the lights, Romania is hiding behind a screen now)
Russia: Room is empty
(Russia leaves)
Romania: HAHAHAHAHAHA….I won again!
(In the meeting room)
America: How do we kill zombies?
England: Shoot them in the head (is holding a gun)
Sealand: What are you guys screaming over?
France: Kid! Zombies!
Sealand: Oh…you saw the new Zombie movie, lucky, I can't go….England said I was too little.
(Everyone is so freaked out that they suddenly hear laughter from down the hall)
Romania: Those guys are a piece of work, I made them run away in terror, Ireland, this is more fun than freaking out Bram Stokers!
To Be Continued!