Jacie Triplethree, the android with a sexual hang up, sat poised on the seedy motel bed. She was waiting, waiting in her surprise things, for her soon-to-be-lover, Adam. She listened intently to the sounds coming from the room next to theirs, trying to gather data for the part she would soon be playing.
"Oh God, oh God!" Someone moaned loudly. Jacie contemplated for a moment before taking the Bible out of her bag and set it on the nightstand, hoping to set the mood.
Just then, Adam burst in with Chance close behind him. "Jacie, you're here! I've been in and out of ten other rooms, you wouldn't believe what I've learned…" He trailed off, noticing suddenly the way the light gleaned off of Jacie's shiny, exposed skin.
"Oh? Why don't you try to teach me what you've learned," Jacie replied, her voice as smooth as plastic.
Chance's jaw dropped, he was so surprised to see his actor in this fashion. He had imagined it so many times before, but this was so much better.
"Uh, Jacie, Chance is here. Are you sure you want to do this now?" Adam asked hesitantly.
"Let's find out just how far "simulated sex" goes." Jacie purred, and Adam could stand it no longer. He rushed onto the bed, mouth finding hers instantly. They both cherished the passionate kiss.
Chance followed suit, moving to sit behind Jacie and kissing her neck quickly. Her skin tasted like fresh saran wrap under his tongue. He bit down carefully, weirdly aroused by the rubbery texture of her fake flesh.
Jacie broke away suddenly from Adam, who was now panting. "I've pre-lubricated. You can fill me up with whatever you don't mind emptying." She informed them by way of invitation.
Chance and Adam shared a glance, each thinking the exact same thing. It wasn't gay if it was with a woman, even if she was a robot. Plus, they were both OK with it being a little bit gay with each other. They'd already given each other hand jobs while watching Chance's best movie.
But they didn't stay thinking of it for too long, instead helping each other remove their clothes as well as Jacie's. As they entered her, they were simultaneously amazed at her elasticity. Meanwhile Jacie reached for the Bible to find an appropriate passage to read while the two men pumped alternatively into her, like a see saw.
Adam started to question Jacie's Bible when suddenly the door slammed open and a large pimp stood in the doorway. "Oh hell yes. Imma show you exactly why they call me Turkey." He said as he shed his coat and moved to join them on the bed while Jacie began reciting a passage from Corinthians.
"Flee from sexual immorality. Every other sin a person commits is outside the body, but the sexually immoral person sins against his own body."
Adam whimpered. "Oh Lord love a duck!" Jacie cried as her circuits nearly shorted out from pleasure. Chance was on the verge of another heart attack. Turkey smiled knowingly. They all came together!