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The Christmas Party

By waterrain

"Hey, England. Welcome to my heroic and awesome Christmas Party." America said cheerfully

"What the bloody hell are you wearing America?" England asked slowly and on the blue eyed Nation's nose is a glowing red ball.

"Rudolph the red nosed reindeer." America informed him and smiled brightly. "Rudolph was a real hero and stuff cause he saved Christmas. The other reindeer were complete assholes to him and Santa totally ignored the bullying that was going down, but yet heroic Rudolph decides to bail them out! Rudolph is awesome, heck yeah!"

England stared at the smiling Nation, he thought for a moment, and frowned.

"I'm not an asshole." The green eyed Nation stated firmly and he crossed his arms.

"Uh huh." America commented calmly, turned his back, and greeted France. "Hey, France."

"Is this a costume party?" England asked America for he noticed that France is dressed up as Santa.

"Hello, America. Want to sit in Santa's lap?" France asked in a flirty voice and the blue eyed Nation blinked his eyes at him.

"Finland is Santa." America informed him. "I sat on his lap and told him what I wanted for Christmas a couple of days ago."

"What? You actually sat on Finland's lap?" England asked in disbelif and America nodded his head.

"Yeah. Where else would I sit?" America asked cheerfully, France chuckled under his breath, and England's cheeks were red.

"I could show you." France repiled in a low voice and he grinned widely at America. "What do you say?"

"Sur-" America's answer was cut off when England placed a hand over America's mouth.

"You perverted frog! It is Christmas and your perverted words are unwelcome!" England said louldy and he moved his hand from America's mouth. "You are a disgrace, France."

"At least my food tastes good and does not cause a Nation to become ill." France commented calmly, he smirked at the enraged green eyed Nation, and took a small step back. "Poor Prussia could not come to America's party because of your terrible cooking."

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