This first parody is one of Call Me Maybe (which I don't own).
Today is the 25th
I didn't get any gifts
I sent Santa my list
He didn't come today
Some other girl got my gifts
Every last thing on my list
I will find Saint Nicholas
And he is gonna pay
His sleigh was glowin
Flying reindeer
Hat was flowin
The North Pole's where I'm goin
Where you think you're going Santy?
I'm stalking Santa
Cuz I'm crazy
He'll beg for mercy
And even pay me
I'm mad cuz last night
Santa skipped me
He'll beg for mercy
And even pay me
I'm stalking Santa
Cuz I'm crazy
He'll beg for mercy
And even pay me
And all the other kids
Asked for a new Wii
And they all got one
All except me
I asked for a soccer ball
And a new Barbie doll
That's all I wanted from Kris
Oh, and the new Wii
It didn't have to be hard
It really didn't, my God
He didn't have to do this
And now he's gonna pay
His sleigh was glowin
Flying reindeer
Hat was flowin
The North Pole's where I'm goin
Where you think you're going Santy?
I'm stalking Santa
Cuz I'm crazy
He'll beg for mercy
And even pay me
I'm mad cuz last night
Santa skipped me
He'll beg for mercy
And even pay me
I'm stalking Santa
Cuz I'm crazy
He'll beg for mercy
And even pay me
And all the other kids
Asked for a new Wii
And they all got one
All except me
(at the North Pole...)
"I'm just gonna take the empty sack out of the sleigh," said Santa. "Hey, it's kinda heavy for an empty sack..."
Santa turned the sack upside down.
"What the-? A little girl?" exclaimed Santa.
Carly grabbed a nearby elf and raised him menacingly over her head.
"Why did you skip my house?" she demanded.
Santa:
The reason why I skipped your house
Is that you're bad
You are so bad
You are so, so bad
The reason why I skipped your house
Is that you're bad
You are so bad
You are so, so bad
You're on the naughty list
That means no presents
So go back home now
You're really crazy
Carly:
I've stalked you Santa
Cuz I'm crazy
I'll give you mercy
Once you pay me
I'm mad cuz last night
Your sleigh skipped me
I'll give you mercy
Once you pay me
I've stalked you Santa
Cuz I'm crazy
I'll give you mercy
Once you pay me
And all the other kids
Asked for a new Wii
And they all got one
All except me
Santa:
I told you that I skipped your house
Because you're so bad
You are so bad
You are so, so bad
I told you that I skipped your house
Because you're so bad
You are so bad
You are so, so bad
You're on the naughty list
That means no presents
So go back home now
You're really crazy
Carly:
Well, won't you pay me?
That was the first song parody I ever did. How was it?