Interview & Randomness Time .

Disclaimer: Rumiko Takahashi owns Inuyasha, and Masashi Kishimoto owns Naruto.

Claimer: I own this story line and nothing else.

Mizu-chan: Hello peeps Rin is not here this week so I'll be letting you have a peek a the craziness be hind my personal interview. Lets recap:

Reporter/Inuyasha:What is your name?

Me:Call me Mizu-chan

Inuyasha: Are you human or demon?

Mizu-chan: Neko Hanyou;1/2 cat demon 1/2 human

Inuyasha:How old are you?

Mizu-chan:100 human years. (not-.-) I look like I am 12

Inuyasha: Where do you live?

Mizu-chan: Last I checked I lived on Earth.

Recap over

Inuyasha: Where on Earth?

Mizu-chan: The Feudal Era.

Inuyasha: Where in the Feudal Era?

Mizu-chan: I work for Naraku. -.-(not)

Inuyasha: Then tell me where his palace is!

Mizu-chan: I lied. I only know who Naraku is. Ha ha!.

Inuyasha: Darn!

(Narrator) Then Rin comes in.

Mizu-chan:That brings the end to our (fake) interview! See ya next week!

Rin: It's all ready over?!

Mizu-chan: no.

Inuyasha : YES!

Mizu-chan: no.

Inuyasha : YES!

Mizu-chan: no.

Inuyasha : YES!

Mizu-chan: no.

Inuyasha : YES!

Mizu-chan: no.

Inuyasha : YES!

Mizu-chan: no.

Inuyasha : YES!

A few more minuets.

Mizu-chan: I say NEH!!

Inuyasha: I say YAY!!

Mizu-chan: Iya!!

Inuyasha: Hai!!

Mizu-chan: Iya!!

Inuyasha: Hai!!

Mizu-chan: Iya!!

Inuyasha: Hai!!

Mizu-chan: Iya!!

Inuyasha: Hai!!

Rin: I'm bored. Can we have a new topic?

Mizu-chan: Yes we can.

Inuyasha: OK.

Mizu-chan: Lets play Truth or Dare!

Inuyasha: NO!!

Naraku: ... (evil background music)

Rin: Inuyasha who do you like better Kagome or Kikyo? (secretly calls Kagome and Kikyo)

Mizu-chan: Naraku I'll tell you a secret if you leave.

Naraku: OK.

Mizu-chan: Cream tastes good!

Naraku: What was that!(leaves)

Rin: Back to my question. Inuyasha who do you like better Kagome or Kikyo?

Inuyasha: Well I kind like Kikyo...

(Kagome barges in)

Kagome: Inuyasha SIT!

Thud!

Inuyasha: That hurt Kagome and besides I like you too!

(Another person barges in and it's... it's Kikyo)

Inuyasha: (shivers) Well why can't I choose both!!

(Kagome and Kikyo sit in a corner until the script says their lines)

Mossy(the author of the story): I am a true strait faced liar! There is no script!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

(I know I am evil, but what if I'm not..)

Mossy: I must think of something fast. Oh yeah!(comes up with more torture for Inuyasha) Well this chapter has a lot of torture for Inuyasha. Ops next chap. might have Sessho-kun in it..Well I might as well go and bring a certain person in.

(Mossy goes and fetches that person)

Sesshomaru: Why am I here?

Inuyasha: What who brought him here!!

Mizu-chan: The maker of the story.

Rin: Yep!

Sesshomaru: Rin why did you come here?

Rin: This is my job.

Jaken: Milord I finally found you!

Mossy: Well only enough time for each person to only talk two more times. (Talks to self out loud) I have a great idea! It might not work out though... Who cares!(finished talking to self)

(Mossy leaves to fetch more people)

Gaara: ...

Inuyasha: Who the hell is that!

Mossy: I won't tell until I get some thing!(gets nothing)

Mossy: This is Gaara-kun.

Mizu-chan: (stare) stay something.

Mossy: Wait! (erases Kagome and Kikyo from the rest of the story) Well I have no more lines for them.(fake smile)

Mizu-chan: I'll be at the lake fishing! (leaves)

Sesshomaru: What else will be in this place!

Mossy: I'll be reading in the corner. (takes out a volume of manga)

Mossy: I truely ran out of ideas so yeah...

Everyone(who is still there): Syonara!!

Mossy: Tune in next time for the news!

P.S. I'm typing the first chapter of my story as fast as possible. Also you can flame just don't make it about nothing(pairings you don't like) unless it would never happened or was a really random crack paring and I didn't warn people... and tell me what my mistake is. I really do act like that sometimes. Iya means no and Hai means yes. Public Announcement: ni is two not no. I know Japanese. Well sorta...