Pimp Daddy Link
Disclaimor: I don't own anything here...If my fic is like yours, don't sue me.....I didn't steal any ideas from anyone! This is just a project for school. hehe ^_~ Now it's time for this fic to air on webby pages. -evil laughter- Ass clown is property of WWF, & Zelda characters is property of Nintendo
Rating: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm PG-13 (sexual content, language, ummmm why don't you just read it for yourself?)
Zelda paced down the corridors worried about her man Link. He hadn't turned up to save her for days. (smart man) Zelda wondered if Link was cheating on her, (-rolls eyes- I wonder...) or if he was just baddly injured in the heat of battle.
"Oh Link! Where for art thou, presicous ass clown?" Zelda cried, her voice echoing down the damp corridor.
"Yo Zelda! Whatith thy upith?" Malon called after Zelda.
"Malon! I can not find my love!" Zelda cried harder.
"Oh bummerith. I shall helpith thou findith thy precious Link!"
"Bless your kind heart Malon", Zelda smiled slightly.
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"OH LINK!!! COME ON! MORE!"
"Ummm.....I'm tired dudettith. I shall go with thy wind now", Link said interrupting the ho's orgasim.
"WHAT DID THOU SAYITH?!"
"Byeith!"
Link stumbled out of bed and into some clothes, leaving the ho to stare in awe at him, "You can not goith! Link!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Link left, and jumped onto his noble horse Epona (or whatever), "offith we goith Epona!"
The horse trotted down the path, occassionaly stopped by some girl yelling at Link for taking her virginity with him, "it was thou's choice, not mineith."
Link decided that he would return to Hyrule's castle to save Princess Zelda....again. Then get take his reward. (wink wink, nodge nodge) He ordered Epona to pick her pace up, and in no time they were at Hyrule castle, where Link saved, and boofed Zelda for the millionth time.
"Oh Link! I was worried about thou", Zelda whispered into Link's ear.
"Oh thou shall not worryith of meith, I am to strongith to be killedith. Never thou worry", Link winked. (link wink...hehe)
Zelda smiled happily, still unaware of Link's other "cats". She snuggled up on his chest for a recored of 1 min. 34 sec. before Link jumped up, and claimed that he be on his way to save another town. (in other words, screw another chick)
Sighing Zelda bid him farwell (gave him head one more time), and watched him leave the chamber for his next big adventure. ( next big orgasim)
Disclaimor: I don't own anything here...If my fic is like yours, don't sue me.....I didn't steal any ideas from anyone! This is just a project for school. hehe ^_~ Now it's time for this fic to air on webby pages. -evil laughter- Ass clown is property of WWF, & Zelda characters is property of Nintendo
Rating: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm PG-13 (sexual content, language, ummmm why don't you just read it for yourself?)
Zelda paced down the corridors worried about her man Link. He hadn't turned up to save her for days. (smart man) Zelda wondered if Link was cheating on her, (-rolls eyes- I wonder...) or if he was just baddly injured in the heat of battle.
"Oh Link! Where for art thou, presicous ass clown?" Zelda cried, her voice echoing down the damp corridor.
"Yo Zelda! Whatith thy upith?" Malon called after Zelda.
"Malon! I can not find my love!" Zelda cried harder.
"Oh bummerith. I shall helpith thou findith thy precious Link!"
"Bless your kind heart Malon", Zelda smiled slightly.
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"OH LINK!!! COME ON! MORE!"
"Ummm.....I'm tired dudettith. I shall go with thy wind now", Link said interrupting the ho's orgasim.
"WHAT DID THOU SAYITH?!"
"Byeith!"
Link stumbled out of bed and into some clothes, leaving the ho to stare in awe at him, "You can not goith! Link!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Link left, and jumped onto his noble horse Epona (or whatever), "offith we goith Epona!"
The horse trotted down the path, occassionaly stopped by some girl yelling at Link for taking her virginity with him, "it was thou's choice, not mineith."
Link decided that he would return to Hyrule's castle to save Princess Zelda....again. Then get take his reward. (wink wink, nodge nodge) He ordered Epona to pick her pace up, and in no time they were at Hyrule castle, where Link saved, and boofed Zelda for the millionth time.
"Oh Link! I was worried about thou", Zelda whispered into Link's ear.
"Oh thou shall not worryith of meith, I am to strongith to be killedith. Never thou worry", Link winked. (link wink...hehe)
Zelda smiled happily, still unaware of Link's other "cats". She snuggled up on his chest for a recored of 1 min. 34 sec. before Link jumped up, and claimed that he be on his way to save another town. (in other words, screw another chick)
Sighing Zelda bid him farwell (gave him head one more time), and watched him leave the chamber for his next big adventure. ( next big orgasim)