Disclaimer: Let's be real, do you own something your parent/friend/family member didn't give you? Me neither.
I made this pointless fic because "Friday I'm In Love" by The Cure has been stuck in my head. Obviously, they are on TheSlap.
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Jade West's Page:
Jade says: "Thursday I don't care about you; it's Friday, I'm in love."
Mood: Musical
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Comments:
Beck: So you only love me on Fridays?
Cat: Ohmygosh! Jade, I love you every day of the week!
Jade: It's a song idiots.
Beck: You never answered my question.
Andre: Jade, I love The Cure!
Jade: Thank you Andre, for being the only one here with a good sense of music.
Trina: You should love me every day of the week.
Jade: Nobody likes you.
Trina: That's right, they LOVE me.
Tori: Trina, stop embarrassing me on TheSlap.
Rex: I can love you all week, babe ;)
Robbie: REX!
Tori: Seriously, Robbie?
Jade: That's why you don't have a girlfriend.
Beck: Hey, Jade?
Jade: What?
Beck: This is the first time you've ever told me you loved me.
Tori: Awww.
Jade: Stay out of this, Vega.
Beck: But only on Fridays, though? What about Monday-Thursday and the weekend?
Jade: Beck, I already told you it was a song!
Cat: Does this mean you don't love me on Fridays anymore, Jade? :(
Tori: Cat…did you read what Jade said earlier?
Cat: No, my brother came in and he akdjfhwiu 2947uidjdfhdjkf33
Tori: Umm…?
Andre: You okay, Lil' Red?
Jade: What the hell?
Rex: That girl needs help.
Jade: Your owner needs help.
Rex: You can help me any day of the week ;)
Robbie: REX! We just spoke about this!
Jade: Listen Robbie…you control that puppet of yours otherwise I will rip him apart and force his pieces down your throat and then tape it shut.
Tori: Graphic.
Robbie: Sorry, Jade. I'll sign us both out now.
Beck: Jade, be nice.
Cat: Sorry guys, my brother sat on my laptop :(
Andre: Um. Okay then.
Tori: Jade…you never answered Beck's question.
Jade: Didn't I tell you to stay out of this?
Tori: I kind of want to know!
Andre: Me too.
Beck: Me too.
Cat: Me too. Hehe. Maybe from Monday-Thursday and on the weekends Jade loves me, Beck. Hehehe.
Tori: Ummm?
Andre: O_o
Jade: Yeah, that's not it either.
Cat: Oh, phooey! :'(
Beck: Monday you can fall apart, Tuesday, Wednesday, break my heart.
Jade: You just googled the lyrics, didn't you?
Beck: Yeah…
Andre: You shouldn't have to google The Cure.
Tori: The who?
Andre: No, The Cure. Not The Who. That's another band.
Tori: Oh…er. I'm a bit confused.
Cat: Oh me too! Yay, Tori! We can be confused together! :)
Beck: I don't care if you only love me on Fridays or if you never actually say it. I love you and I always will.
Tori: Aww.
Cat: Awww.
Beck: And I know you love me too.
Jade: That was almost cute.
Sinjin: I love this song too, Jade! So many things we have in common…
Andre: Dude, no.
Tori: Awkward.
Jade: I didn't even accept your friend request, so I don't know how you can comment on this.
Sinjin: Um. Bye everyone. I love you Jade.
Cat: I LOVE YOU TOO, JADE.
Jade: Cat, shut up.
Beck: Jade, every day is Friday with you.
Jade: *heart*
Tori: JADE'S FIRST DECLARATION OF LOVE.
Cat: OH YAY, JADE! LET'S CELEBRATE!
Jade: I am unfriending you all as we speak.
Beck: You can unfriend me, but you can't stop me from loving you…
Tori: Aww.
Cat: Aww.
Andre: Your mom made you watch The Notebook with her again, huh Beck?
Beck: How did you know?
Andre: It shows...
Jade: It really does...
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UPDATE: Jade West is no longer friends with Tori Vega and Cat Valentine.
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Cat Valentine says "Oh phooey. Jade unfriended me :( You're still my best friend, Jade! :)"
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Tori Vega says "Jade actually unfriended me? Rude :O"
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A/N I came up with this pointless drabble 12 minutes ago. It's stupid. Oh well. Thanks for reading. Throw me a review if you want. This is another failed attempt at fluff...oh well. Merry Christmas guys :)