A/N: If you've read my other fic, Blazblue Inc, then you know what to expect here. If not...
It was a normal day at Ace Attorney Inc.
Phoenix Wright was on lunch break with Maya Fey, who proceeded to eat the entire restaurant.
"Maya, have you seen Apollo anywhere?" Phoenix asked.
Maya, between chews, shook her head. "Nope. Haven't seen him."
Phoenix wondered where did his big foreheaded buddy go. Maya, on the other hand, was busy stuffing her face with everything she could get her hands on.
That burger over there. Yum.
Those fries. Juicy.
Phoenix's wing-wacker. No wait, she had that this morning. Oh well, Round 2 never hurt anyone.
Before she ripped off his pants, the bathroom door opened, and out came Athena Cykes.
Followed by Juniper Woods.
Then Robin Newman.
Then Myriam Scuttlebutt.
Then Vera Misham.
Then Alita Tiala.
Then Aura Blackquill.
Then Sasha Buckler.
Then Ema Skye.
Then Bonny de Famme.
Then Betty de Famme.
Then Geiru Toneido.
Then April May.
Then Penny Nichols.
Then Dee Vasquez.
Then Lotta Hart.
Then Lana Skye.
Then Angel Starr.
Then Mimi Miney.
Then Regina Berry.
Then Adrian Andrews.
Then Viola Cadaverini.
Then Lisa Basil.
Then Kay Faraday.
Then Rhoda Teneiro.
Then Cammy Meele.
Then Lauren Paups.
Then Shih-na.
Then Nicole Swift.
Then Patricia Roland.
Then Karin Jenson.
Then Espella Cantabella.
Then Eve Belduke.
And finally, after that long gag of random women, out came one Apollo Justice, who not only had no clothes on, but was crawling on the floor, his crotch and butt clearly bruised and spongy.
Phoenix could only stare in shock at what he just saw. Meanwhile, Maya stopped what she was doing and came from under the table they were sitting at and saw Apollo.
"Oh, found him!"