It was a rainy day at Teufort. Scout couldn't go out and play.

The base's interior was boring. He was bored.

And then

there was this BLU Spy lurking around in the RED base. And then rape followed. Scout lost his v-card.

And then

Hoovy came and consulted Scout with some calming buttsex because after hardcore rape he certainly need the gentle buttsex.

And then

the evil narrator who is an uncommon hat got a boner of sorts because two men screwing each other was her fetish.

And then

she went to fap.

BRB

Now she can write more steamy sex.

The Hoovy got a good idea.

It was certain that Scoot still felt a bit uneasy about all the sex they were having. The memory of the intense rape was still ringing in his mind.

So

the Hoovy suggested to ease the feeling with an orgy.

The entire team was involved.

And Scout got all the attention he ever wanted.

After the orgy. Scoot still couldn't get the Spy out of his mind. So he went and sought him out.

And then

Scoot raped the Spy in revenge. But when Spy started sobbing, Scoot finally understood... HIS UNDYING LOVE FOR THE SPY. SO. He cuddled the Spy back to sanity and did the same therapy Hoovy did with him. Spy got a bit too much attention FROM THE BOTH TEAMS, BUT HE WAS OKAY WITH IT AS IT FELT AWESOME IN HIS BUTT.

BUT

The Hoovy felt betrayed.

And the Hoovy spun his minigun and yelled IF FATHER RUSSIA CANNOT HAVE SCOOT CATAMITE BODY THEN NOONE CAN!

And it ended with a massacre.

Everyone died except the Hoovy.

And

Hoovy saw his wrongdoings and POISONED HIMSELF with a moldy sandvich. He died. But everyone respawned!

And he did too.

And it was a sunny day at Teufort.