This is about Vivian's real gender in the Japanese version of Paper Mario.
This is funny and you really shouldn't take it seriously.
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Vivian of the Shadow Sirens couldn't take it any longer. She always watched guys flirt with her but little did they know that she was a man. Every time Vivian was called a man by her peers, Mario and the rest of the group were either never around or had not heard the people say it.
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Flashback
She was in Boggly Woods. The black and white color almost made people feel like they had become color blind.
"Vivian you imbecile!" Beldem, Vivian's sister yelled.
"I told you. You said I was too irresponsible to hold the picture of Mario" Vivian pleaded.
"You stupid boy because of you we could have gotten Mario and the map by now!"
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The "boy" part really got to her. He really hated being a man because he couldn't fit in with his sisters so he bought a pink wig and Mascara. But he had gotten past it after joining up with Mario. The adventure wasn't over yet but s/he might have well told everyone about his/her true gender. So s/he gathered everyone in the Inn in Rougeport to tell everyone.
"Okay I have an announcement." S/He said as he pulled off his wig to reveal that the top of his head was bald. "I'm… a man!"
"Ew!!!" Everyone yelled.
"I'm a man and I'm proud!" He said pulling off his shirt to show that he had a hairy chest as well as a beer belly.
"Ew I kissed a man!" Mario said as he got a gun and shot himself in the head."
"Oh my…Mario's dead!" Ms. Mows said as she got a key from Mario's pocket and used it to free herself from an electric necklace that Mario gave her. "I'm free!" She said as she ran out of the window, but instead of landing on something she fell out, hit the floor, and died as several other animals ate at her remains.
"No Ms. Mows is dead! I don't have anything to live for!" Koops said as he took Mario's gun and aimed it at his heart. He then pulled the trigger which sent a bullet through him and also killed Yoshi.
"Oh my!" Flurrie yelled as she quickly inhaled all of the air she could and exploded sending Goombella into the ocean and drowned and sent Bobbery to the sun where he exploded and destroyed the sun taking out all of the light in the world.
"You passed the test…Victor" Beldam said as she sprang up from the ground in front of Vivian/Victor. "You have destroyed all light in the world. Now the world is engulfed in shadow. We now rule the world!"
"Oh really thanks." Vivian/Victor said as s/he shook Beldem's hand.
"Oh and one more thing…you lost the game!!!" Beldem yelled laughing.
"No!!!" Vivian/Victor yelled.
The end!
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P.S: You lost the game is a game played by some people in my school. If someone says that they lost the game you have to yell that you lost the game too.
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